Python is about to hit 1K
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Python is about to hit 1K
He’s been my hero for 25 years. I’m pretty excited to see how he plays it.
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Re: Python is about to hit 1K
Four digits. That can be a little intimidating. Especially if you have to decide to use a comma or not.
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Who's Python?
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He is the way and the light.
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Re: Python is about to hit 1K
RIP Hedges
Rack the slithery one!
Rack the slithery one!
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Solid Jungle guy.
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I miss milestone posts.
RACK the scaly one.

RACK the scaly one.

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Funniest dude in here. Can say more with 3 or 4 words than most can in a fuckin’ treatise.
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0.14 posts per day
997 posts
At that rate he'll reach 1000 in about 3 weeks, if my math is right.
But I was told there would be no math. /obligatory
997 posts
At that rate he'll reach 1000 in about 3 weeks, if my math is right.
But I was told there would be no math. /obligatory
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A bad mofo.
Btw, I had a retic as a pet several yrs ago. Consigned it to a pet shop in Sherman Oaks where it shared a cage with a snake Michael Jackson once owned. I pity the foolish serpent if it tried to molest its new cellmate.
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python trivia!
Which is true of python?
a) on SCIII his nic was all caps PYTHON
b) Owned a chick car
c) won the smackoff
4) all or none of the above
Which is true of python?
a) on SCIII his nic was all caps PYTHON
b) Owned a chick car
c) won the smackoff
4) all or none of the above
Re: Python is about to hit 1K
Even Taylor Swift is holding her breath.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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The sense of anticipation is even greater than when the world waited to find out who shot JR.
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Betting Options
Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5
Date before/after: 6/26
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"):
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python):

Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5
Date before/after: 6/26
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"):
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python):

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euroclone first to place bet.
Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5. UNDER
Date before/after: 6/26. 6/24
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): NEW
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Smackie
Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5. UNDER
Date before/after: 6/26. 6/24
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): NEW
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Smackie
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Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5. under
Date before/after: 6/26. after
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): new
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): ppanther
Date before/after: 6/26. after
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): new
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): ppanther
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Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Over
Date before/after: 6/26 After
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): Python is about to hit 1K
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Rootbeer
RACK Python, brother!

Date before/after: 6/26 After
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): Python is about to hit 1K
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Rootbeer
RACK Python, brother!

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Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Over
Date before/after: 6/26 Over
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): Weekend Roll Call for July 4
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Mikey
Date before/after: 6/26 Over
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): Weekend Roll Call for July 4
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Mikey
Ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby.
Re: Python is about to hit 1K
Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Under
Date before/after: 6/26 After
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): new
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Diego

Date before/after: 6/26 After
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Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Diego

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I considered going with that strictly from a numbers perspective. Instead I'll go with:
Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Under
Date before/after: 6/26 After
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): FiatLux
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Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 OVER (As Python himself would say, Always "tae" the OVER)
Date before/after: 6/26 After. Likely WAY after
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): NEW. Bonus - Title: Rack the Trolls
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): N/A (See what I did there, Sam/Roux/Roach?)
Date before/after: 6/26 After. Likely WAY after
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): NEW. Bonus - Title: Rack the Trolls
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): N/A (See what I did there, Sam/Roux/Roach?)
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Pretty cool to see all the rave reviews as the milestone approaches:
Biggie wrote:He’s been my hero for 25 years.
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Rack the slithery one!
bungle clone wrote:Solid Jungle guy.
FiatLux wrote:Who's Python?
Softball Bat wrote:Oh, man...to be present when the blessed event actually occurs. I'd go to the ends of the earth to be in attendance. Literally.
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You know that before he posts, he deletes a prior post to keep his total at 999 and you on the edge of your seat... ('cuz that be cold blooded and shit)Biggie wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 2:11 pm Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 OVER (As Python himself would say, Always "tae" the OVER)
Date before/after: 6/26 After. Likely WAY after
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): NEW. Bonus - Title: Rack the Trolls
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): N/A (See what I did there, Sam/Roux/Roach?)
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If I had transferred my pack from the other sordid clambake, I be giving Python a 21 troll salute now 

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I thought he said "always bet on black"
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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 2:33 pmSoftball Bat wrote:Oh, man...to be present when the blessed event actually occurs. I'd go to the ends of the earth to be in attendance. Literally.

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Re: Python is about to hit 1K
Some secret photos of Python's 2011 or so mini-troll stop have emerged.
The first one was taken during the party. It is a little nsfw so you Need to click the link. The file name gives some hints.
https://i.postimg.cc/4ykks6Hv/pydog.gif
After the party things relaxed a bit

Happy 1,000 Python. Send $5,000 dollars bitcoin or we release the rest of the pics.

The first one was taken during the party. It is a little nsfw so you Need to click the link. The file name gives some hints.
https://i.postimg.cc/4ykks6Hv/pydog.gif
After the party things relaxed a bit

Happy 1,000 Python. Send $5,000 dollars bitcoin or we release the rest of the pics.

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Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Always Tae the over
Date before/after: 6/26 Before
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): How To Write A Long, Boring Story About SCIII Based On A War Movie
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Dr Bob
Date before/after: 6/26 Before
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): How To Write A Long, Boring Story About SCIII Based On A War Movie
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): Dr Bob
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Well that adds a wrinkle.
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Python's real name is Roland?Roach wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 6:27 pm Some secret photos of Python's 2011 or so mini-troll stop have emerged.
The first one was taken during the party. It is a little nsfw so you Need to click the link. The file name gives some hints.
https://i.postimg.cc/4ykks6Hv/pydog.gif
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Re: Python is about to hit 1K
Word count of 1K post O/U: 8.5 Under at 3.14
Date before/after: 6/26 After
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): Skin Tags And You. Understanding Your Body.
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): DC Smackmaster
Date before/after: 6/26 After
Thread title in which post will appear (Cite if thread exists or choose "new"): Skin Tags And You. Understanding Your Body.
Poster immediately preceding 1K post (if not new thread started by Python): DC Smackmaster
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HAHAHAHA - All the boys are flying in for the big event!
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