Call your shot…

StrawMan · Post by **StrawMan** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 12:57 am

kcdave wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 11:53 pm President Harris ... I like sound of that.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 2:14 am

I'll vote for her if she sucks my cock.

JPGettysburg · Post by **JPGettysburg** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 7:23 am

mvscal wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 2:14 am I'll vote for her if she sucks my cock.

Willie Brown used to brag how she loved "ass to mouth"

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 12:18 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 12:17 am The Chinese aren’t stupid. They know we’re weak right now.

They know that you are full of crap.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 12:19 pm

mvscal wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 2:14 am I'll vote for her if she sucks my cock.

Make sure to provide the magnifying glass.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 12:34 pm

We exist in the context of all in which we live and what came before us.

Eloquently spoken. Meaningful. Presidential.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:05 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 12:18 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 12:17 am The Chinese aren’t stupid. They know we’re weak right now.
They know that you are full of crap.

They probably do!

bungle clone · Post by **bungle clone** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:12 pm

on the Mika Brzezinski and Joe scarbororugh MSNBC show this morning there are pundits who claim that the trimp campaign is melting down and freeking out over having to face Kamala instead of ol' Joe. It's almost as if kamala was their October suprise come early secret weapon plan.

JPGettysburg · Post by **JPGettysburg** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:23 pm

bungle clone wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:12 pm on the Mika Brzezinski and Joe scarbororugh MSNBC show this morning there are pundits who claim that the trimp campaign is melting down and freeking out over having to face Kamala instead of ol' Joe. It's almost as if kamala was their October suprise come early secret weapon plan.

Harris just took part in the lies and cover-up.
She's on video saying that Biden is perfectly fine, and is able to be the commander and chief going forward.

John Morgan says he will NOT support harris, claiming that she "doesn't have what it takes" to be president.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:57 pm

JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:23 pm Harris just took part in the lies and cover-up.
She's on video saying that Biden is perfectly fine, and is able to be the commander and chief going forward.

She was just being a team player and not selling out her boss to get ahead. That’s called loyalty. American ~~voters~~ superdelegates are taking note.

Let’s not even talk about lies, cover-up and deception when Frump, just a week ago, staged one of the all-time greatest acting stunts by faking his own assassination with the help of his long time friend Vince McMahon and Hulk Hogan, just to seal his “photo op.”

This was on the same level of fascism as that time he ordered an entire battalion of infantry to charge the capitol building. AOC, my own representative of the 14th district of NY, was frightened for her life but fortunately remembered her school shooting safety protocol and was able to escape.

JPGettysburg · Post by **JPGettysburg** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 2:04 pm

L45B wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:57 pm
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:23 pm Harris just took part in the lies and cover-up.
She's on video saying that Biden is perfectly fine, and is able to be the commander and chief going forward.
She was just being a team player and not selling out her boss to get ahead. That’s called loyalty. American ~~voters~~ superdelegates are taking note.

Let’s not even talk about lies, cover-up and deception when Frump, just a week ago, staged one of the all-time greatest acting stunts by faking his own assassination with the help of his long time friend Vince McMahon and Hulk Hogan, just to seal his “photo op.”

This was on the same level of fascism as that time he ordered an entire battalion of infantry to charge the capitol building. AOC, my own representative of the 14th district of NY, was frightened for her life.

I LOVE your shtick, the problem is that some posters on here, LACK the intelligence necessary to decipher your brilliant takes.

StrawMan · Post by **StrawMan** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 3:10 pm

Glad I got my L45B secret decoder ring.

He's been on a roll!

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 3:22 pm

He jerked off to AOC one time too many.

Now he's short circuited.

JPGettysburg · Post by **JPGettysburg** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 3:31 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 3:22 pm He jerked off to AOC one time too many.

Now he's short circuited.

I NO LONGER have to worry about short circuits,
But WHO HASN'T jerked off to AOC?
AT least she's good for something.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 4:49 pm

L45B has been poster of the past month.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 5:35 pm

poptart wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 10:14 pm
poptart wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 6:02 pm Bidet drops out of the 2024 race.
Says he will speak to the nation later this week.

This is a huge deal, of course, and it begs the question...

Why did Bidet make this announcement via text?

He's the freaking President of the United States.

Is he too ill to give a 5 minute address from the oval office?

Where is the president?

Has he appeared in public yet?

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 5:39 pm

JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 2:04 pm I LOVE your shtick, the problem is that some posters on here, LACK the intelligence necessary to decipher your brilliant takes.

I wish I could say it was all fun and games, but my other fellow deep blue loyalists on this board like Screwy, M2 and Diego are in complete alignment.

We all supported Joe throughout his presidency, especially after his State of the Union in January, when he crushed Republican skulls past 10pm. I myself was inspired enough and voted for him in the primary of the 14th district of NY. We all know he is fully cognitive and fully capable of running this country for the next 4.5 years but he had one bad debate after feeling under the weather and appropriately jet lagged and dizzy from watching parachuters, and thus got unfairly bamboozled by the right wing media hype factory at MSNBC and CNN.

It’s terrible to see this all happen to a caring and empathetic leader, but unfortunately given the rise in Schlump’s polling numbers, as a result of the fake assassination theatrics with the help of Cheeto’l and the WWE all-stars, we defenders of democracy now need a literal Cheet code to get the highest polling Democrat to plow through a process we will figure out on the fly so that we bluebloods avoid ushering in the third coming of the First Reich (Skwump’s first term naturally was the second coming, duh). This is win at all costs, our team has to win, this is more important than a World Cup soccer match.

bungle clone · Post by **bungle clone** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 8:25 pm

I think this Wd40 guy is the bees knees and all. Where was he when the local watering hole required the acquisition of nutrients?* Hiding behind another nic, or what? A stern commission of inquiry must investigate.

*yes, this reference is one of those inside jokes that cuda bbqjones and dinsdale and moorese would enjoy.

** by enjoy I mean, yeah, like atomic punk and y2k enjoyed all comers having opened wide and lubed up for all of Fresno

***say your prayers, OmegaVerb, wherever you are, because catfish,mace, and TheArtist and Smackdawgtrollclone would give their very limbs to get at what "smack shangri-la" REALLY is

****where the fukk is orcinus, Truman in Capote and KC Paul? I have to congratulate the fact that their lone rusty Lombardi has company now.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:40 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 4:49 pm L45B has been poster of the past month.

Indubidetly.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:00 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 5:35 pm
poptart wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 10:14 pm
poptart wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2024 6:02 pm Bidet drops out of the 2024 race.
Says he will speak to the nation later this week.

This is a huge deal, of course, and it begs the question...

Why did Bidet make this announcement via text?

He's the freaking President of the United States.

Is he too ill to give a 5 minute address from the oval office?
Where is the president?

Has he appeared in public yet?

As far as I can tell, Bidet has not been seen or heard from today.
Am I wrong about that?

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:11 pm

Joe just aced three cognitive tests and is ready to finish out his last stretch of reigning over one of the greatest economies since 1978.

He is naturally jet lagged from his cancelled trip to Las Vegas, but will likely give a public speech appearance in accordance with his usual public appearances since being inaugurated, which is often enough for us bluebloods, true defenders of democracy and transparency.

Get well soon Joe!

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 12:45 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:00 pm As far as I can tell, Bidet has not been seen or heard from today.
Am I wrong about that?

https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1815519 ... 90956?s=01

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 1:11 am

Thanks, Sam.

Now I will be able to sleep tonight.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 1:40 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 1:11 am Thanks, Sam.

Now I will be able to sleep tonight.

You mean if that was Biden.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 2:08 am

Yeah.
It's a pity Roger_the_PhoneCall is no longer with us.

He is the guy who could have verified this sh!t for us.

RIP

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 2:44 am

Odds of that being the real Joe Biden are slimmer than the hole in Trump's ear.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 3:24 am

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 2:44 am Odds of that being the real Joe Biden are slimmer than the hole in Trump's ear.

Even it was, the optics...

Pedo Joe is still the putative President of the United States. Assuming he's actually alive. What in the actual fuck?

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 3:55 am

mvscal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 3:24 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 2:44 am Odds of that being the real Joe Biden are slimmer than the hole in Trump's ear.
Even it was, the optics...

Pedo Joe is still the putative President of the United States. Assuming he's actually alive. What in the actual fuck?

Let me correct myself. That 'phone call" is the real Biden but the call is not live.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 4:07 am

bungle clone wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 8:25 pm I think this Wd40 guy is the bees knees and all. Where was he when the local watering hole required the acquisition of nutrients?* Hiding behind another nic, or what? A stern commission of inquiry must investigate.

I’ve been here since before 2005. The record shows that I was on the right side of history, supporting John Kerry and John Edwards, who were blue blooded patriots fighting against the racist (at the time) George W Bush, who we called a Nazi Socialist just to rouse up suspicion but little did we all know that an actual Nazi Socialist Democrat like Chump would be waiting in the wings to bring on the Sixth Reich.

- Lance Forty-Five Broeck

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 4:33 am

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 3:55 am
mvscal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 3:24 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 2:44 am Odds of that being the real Joe Biden are slimmer than the hole in Trump's ear.
Even it was, the optics...

Pedo Joe is still the putative President of the United States. Assuming he's actually alive. What in the actual fuck?
Let me correct myself. That 'phone call" is the real Biden but the call is not live.

Is he even alive, though? Maybe they need some kind of proof of life video from his beach house.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 6:46 am

WTF???

Is he pissing in milk bottles and watching Ice Station Zebra?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 2:19 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 6:46 am WTF??

Is he pissing in milk bottles...

Depends.

Meat Head · Post by **Meat Head** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 2:34 pm

While laying prostate on his urine soaked bed.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 4:13 pm

Meat Head wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 2:34 pm While laying prostate on his urine soaked bed.

I believe the word you are looking for is 'prostrate' which means to lie face down. 'Prostate' is something which has left JPG high and dry.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 4:34 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 12:45 am
poptart wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:00 pm As far as I can tell, Bidet has not been seen or heard from today.
Am I wrong about that?
https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1815519 ... 90956?s=01

Bidet is scheduled to address the nation tomorrow (Wednesday) at 8 PM ET.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/pol ... 511818007/

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 4:52 pm

Almost past his bedtime. I suppose it doesn't really matter anymore if he goes full 'tater, though.

Meat Head · Post by **Meat Head** » Wed Jul 24, 2024 2:10 am

mvscal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 4:13 pm
Meat Head wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 2:34 pm While laying prostate on his urine soaked bed.
I believe the word you are looking for is 'prostrate' which means to lie face down. 'Prostate' is something which has left JPG high and dry.

Yeah I know. I was trying to play off pissing in milk bottles with his prostate problems, while laying prostrate in his care bed.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jul 24, 2024 10:00 pm

poptart wrote:Bidet is scheduled to address the nation tomorrow (Wednesday) at 8 PM ET.

Is anyone expecting a surprise(s) in Joe's speech tonight?

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Wed Jul 24, 2024 10:08 pm

He’ll announce he’s jumping into the race because he’s heard someone quit.

bungle clone · Post by **bungle clone** » Wed Jul 24, 2024 11:00 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Wed Jul 24, 2024 10:08 pm He’ll announce he’s jumping into the race because he’s heard someone quit.

rack