Calling out Sudden Sam

[bungle clone]

Hello lady and gents, welcome to this thread's entertainment.

I have just one question: where is Sudden Sam's smack game?





You seen it? Anybody?



Luther, did Sam ever have game? or did it go all milk carton?



ppanster, you seen Sam's putative game around? hmm?

[Sudden Sam]

Got no smack game. None at all.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

I don't remember Sudden Sam ever wielding the business end of the Smack Bat. He's always been a laid back biker. He rides middle of the pack and hold his lane effortlessly. Cool dude, would share a meal with, would not team up with in the SmackOff.

[Roach]

I don't remember Sudden Sam ever wielding the business end of the Smack Bat. He's always been a laid back biker. He rides middle of the pack and hold his lane effortlessly. Cool dude, would share a meal with, would not team up with in the SmackOff.

Shoots sweet pictures on bike road trips . . .

[Softball Bat]

I don't remember Sudden Sam ever wielding the business end of the Smack Bat. He's always been a laid back biker. He rides middle of the pack and hold his lane effortlessly. Cool dude, would share a meal with, would not team up with in the SmackOff.

Shoots sweet pictures on bike road trips . . .

Definitely.

Some of the best PETs I have seen.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

I'm jealous of his flowing mane. Like...sinfully jealous. Covetous at a biblical level.

[bungle clone]

to the tune of Billy Idol's "eyes without a face"








Sam's all out of hope
One more bad take
Could cast a pall

he calls some mud pit home
RTS ain't on the phone
He's stupid to the bone

He's easy to deceive
simple to tease
His dome's easy to lease


Mouth without a brain
(bouche sans cerveau)
Mouth without a brain
(bouche sans cerveau)
Mouth without a brain
Likes to munch on paste
Mouth without a brain


Sam spends so much time
Believing all the lies
Terrence Howard tries


and it makes him sad
It makes him mad at truth
That 1x1 don't equal two

Mouth without a brain
(bouche sans cerveau)
Mouth without a brain
(bouche sans cerveau)
Mouth without a brain
Got no human grace
You're Mouth without a brain

When you hear the windchimes, you point your lips
at m2's codpiece, then take a sip
Steal a car, go to the Castro
Ooh, the reject pool
Sashaying out by the welfare line
guzzling night train wine
Drinkin' it down, oh

I'm on the board, laughing at you trip
Reading philosophy books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm thinkin' of smack, and you're out there so
Say your prayers
Say your prayers
Say your prayers

Now I set my sight
Just don't wonder why
This smack is a surprise
Now all you can do
Take your plunger-ing
And do not eschew
Attempt to be wise
You better realize

Mouth without a brain
(bouche sans cerveau)
Mouth without a brain
(bouche sans cerveau)
Mouth without a brain
Got no human grace
You're Mouth without a brain
Sucks on solid waste
You're Mouth without a brain
And soon it's getting worse

[bungle clone]

Got no smack game. None at all.

Yeah, I know.

But you do have a milestone post coming up, so this can substitute for an actual rackable effort on your own behalf ya rube.

See the other guys lauding your contributions here? Gee, I didn't know that would happen, and it's good.

So for this exhibition, just TRY stuff. Doesn't need to be flashy or even effective. Little efforts.

Surveying your opponent, it appears "bungle clone" might be a vulnerability. Go for some name smak. Workshop some things.

We'll entertain folks, and it's for your milestone.

[Softball Bat]

to the tune of Billy Idol's "eyes without a face"








Sam's all out of hope
One more bad take
Could cast a pall

he calls some mud pit home
RTS ain't on the phone
He's stupid to the bone

He's easy to deceive
simple to tease
His dome's easy to lease


Mouth without a brain
(bouche sans cerveau)
Mouth without a brain
(bouche sans cerveau)
Mouth without a brain
Likes to munch on paste
Mouth without a brain


Sam spends so much time
Believing all the lies
Terrence Howard tries


and it makes him sad
It makes him mad at truth
That 1x1 don't equal two

Mouth without a brain
(bouche sans cerveau)
Mouth without a brain
(bouche sans cerveau)
Mouth without a brain
Got no human grace
You're Mouth without a brain

When you hear the windchimes, you point your lips
at m2's codpiece, then take a sip
Steal a car, go to the Castro
Ooh, the reject pool
Sashaying out by the welfare line
guzzling night train wine
Drinkin' it down, oh

I'm on the board, laughing at you trip
Reading philosophy books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm thinkin' of smack, and you're out there so
Say your prayers
Say your prayers
Say your prayers

Now I set my sight
Just don't wonder why
This smack is a surprise
Now all you can do
Take your plunger-ing
And do not eschew
Attempt to be wise
You better realize

Mouth without a brain
(bouche sans cerveau)
Mouth without a brain
(bouche sans cerveau)
Mouth without a brain
Got no human grace
You're Mouth without a brain
Sucks on solid waste
You're Mouth without a brain
And soon it's getting worse

bwaaa...

Rack!

[Sudden Sam]

Nice work, bungle clone. And thanks to Roach, poptart and HPG for the kind words.

Sorry. I simply can’t get into the smack stuff. Just doesn’t flow from me. If that lowers my status (if I even had any!), so be it.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Sorry. I simply can’t get into the smack stuff. Just doesn’t flow from me.

It's probably permanent damage from all the drugs. Smackie Chan has the same problem.


I like Sam just the way he is. Not everyone needs to be a smack master. A board needs its tards, prostitutes, bootie lovers, male strippers, pimps, losers, sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, neo-maxi zoom dweebies, dickheads, wheelchair-bound stalkers, Canadian Midgets, LARPing comic book dorks, good looking dudes in shitted drawers and ugly dudes in silky panties.

[Sudden Sam]

Sorry. I simply can’t get into the smack stuff. Just doesn’t flow from me.

It's probably permanent damage from all the drugs. Smackie Chan has the same problem.

Very likely.

My edginess is dulled. I don’t argue. I don’t fight. I smile a lot. Try to keep things light. I’ve probably exhibited more anger in here than in all the rest of my existence.

I feel I’m in damn good company if I’m considered similar to Smackie as far as laying down smack. He’s likely not fond of my politics, but that’s cool.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Smackie's a Dodgers fan. THAT'S how malfunctional his brain is.

[Sudden Sam]

Smackie's a Dodgers fan. THAT'S how malfunctional his brain is.

I’d been an Indians fan my entire life. I have no interest in a team called the Guardians. Even when they’re having this great season.

[FiatLux]

Smackie's a Dodgers fan. THAT'S how malfunctional his brain is.

That's a good point.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Smackie's a Dodgers fan. THAT'S how malfunctional his brain is.

I’d been an Indians fan my entire life. I have no interest in a team called the Guardians. Even when they’re having this great season.

That's some decent smack, actually.

I phrase it differently. More like, "Fuck the Guardians." To each their own.

[Python]

tards, prostitutes, bootie lovers, male strippers, pimps, losers, sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, neo-maxi zoom dweebies, dickheads, wheelchair-bound stalkers, Canadian Midgets, LARPing comic book dorks, good looking dudes in shitted drawers and ugly dudes in silky panties.

I made a list. Several times.

[Mikey]

Smackie's a Dodgers fan. THAT'S how malfunctional his brain is.

That's a good point.

I look at the Dodgers and Trump almost the same...anyone but.

The only difference is the preferred alternatives.

[Sudden Sam]

tards, prostitutes, bootie lovers, male strippers, pimps, losers, sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, neo-maxi zoom dweebies, dickheads, wheelchair-bound stalkers, Canadian Midgets, LARPing comic book dorks, good looking dudes in shitted drawers and ugly dudes in silky panties.

I made a list. Several times.

[bungle clone]

Sorry. I simply can’t get into the smack stuff. Just doesn’t flow from me.

It's probably permanent damage from all the drugs. Smackie Chan has the same problem.


I like Sam just the way he is. Not everyone needs to be a smack master. A board needs its tards, prostitutes, bootie lovers, male strippers, pimps, losers, sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, neo-maxi zoom dweebies, dickheads, wheelchair-bound stalkers, Canadian Midgets, LARPing comic book dorks, good looking dudes in shitted drawers and ugly dudes in silky panties.

rack the grifter