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Screw_Michigan
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Not young enough for me. Shave off 60 years first. -- Carson, T1B's Roman Polanski
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kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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They're kinda slim for cheeseheads.
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So typical! Take a swath of Glump voters and what do you get?

Three overweight, poor, white Anglo males with complaints about inflation (which is just a hoax; this economy is the strongest since 1978 thanks to Kamala).
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kc dave? You should get the final say on this one.
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Ok screw, you get a RACK on the basis of the technicals of good messageboarding.

However, there are issues.

1. I do believe you're straying a bit from your *side* of ideological matters with the fat-shaming.

2. In so doing, you effectively open the door to the criticism that you are "punching down", which I can't emphasize strenuously enough is anathema to the very moral high ground your *side* relies upon to proceed.

3. Quite in the mode of practical matters of the board, you are giving HighPlainsGrifter yet another round of ammo to keep going with glossing fat chicks as "ham planets" and that if you remove the moo moo the air becomes suffused with the smell of feet, and the like. This does not sit well with me personally, because I have a fukking ticket to Hell for laughing at his dastardly act. Well, my salvation is all ruined, but yours is in an even more dire situation because you are encouraging it.


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And Mikey? Didn't you admit to being a member of the hefty set? and yet here you are, chiming in as well. C'mon, man.
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Roux is interested if he can get all three for one low price. These aren’t two year olds though.
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Mikey wrote: Thu Jul 25, 2024 1:52 pm Roux is interested if he can get all three for one low price. These aren’t two year olds though.

... this should be followed by " mic drop"

Damn, even to a guy like me you fukks are cold
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bungle clone wrote: Thu Jul 25, 2024 1:25 pm 1. I do believe you're straying a bit from your *side* of ideological matters with the fat-shaming.
Screwy, like many of his ilk ascribe to the "Do as I say" political ethos. He hates lowbar homosmack right up until he doesn't. Casual observers would call him a bit chaotic. Close observers would call him a hypocrite. Neither are correct. He is expedient. He does what benefits him from moment to moment, unburdened by what has been.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Jul 25, 2024 5:42 pmHe does what benefits him from moment to moment, unburdened by what has been.
This is a surprisingly intellectual statement that I would only expect out of a blue blood / true blood, heart and soul patriacrat like Diego, M2, Screwy or myself.

For the rest of the Blump followers here to follow your intellect, you will need to post a supporting Venn diagram to better illustrate, because they are literal dumm-dumms with zero compassion and zero empathy.
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Yeastiest thread on page 1.
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Mikey wrote: Thu Jul 25, 2024 1:52 pm Roux is interested if he can get all three for one low price. These aren’t two year olds though.
At least they couldn't out run him. By much.
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Mikey wrote: Thu Jul 25, 2024 1:52 pm Roux is interested if he can get all three for one low price. These aren’t two year olds though.
RACK
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StrawMan wrote: Thu Jul 25, 2024 12:25 pm kc dave? You should get the final say on this one.
Nothing wrong with a plumper.
Not down with necrophilia though.
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When can we get a Rank'em of furniture?

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Diego in Seattle wrote: Fri Jul 26, 2024 2:59 pm When can we get a Rank'em of furniture?

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One of his college girlfriends.

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Vance's wife is pretty hot. How is she with a loser like him? Oh yeah, Yale, I forgot.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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