Throat Punch Thursday

[StrawMan]

Which poster, celebrity, politician, etc. deserves a throat punch?

My nominee this week: Gavin Newsom. This oily, transparent, pandering bag o' flatulence is WAY overdue for a good throat punch.

[Roach]

Gavin is a good pick, but I''ll go with Tucker Duh Carlson




Perhaps not straight in the throat, but a nice body twisting elbow slam right below his ear so he can do the epileptic chicken floor dance for a while.

[Mikey]

RACK Roach.

I'll add this guy, whose only purpose in life is self-promotion. Plus, he has a very punchable face.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Victoria Nuland

She's had her dirty fingers knuckle deep in every war, armed conflict, or coup that's occurred during my lifetime. She's a wretched piece of shit and a stiff throat punch is the minimum she deserves.

[StrawMan]

Today's nominee is Kimberly Cheatle, for obvious reasons.

All we need to hear from this unaccountable empty suit is, "I RESIGN."

[Diego in Seattle]

Today's nominee is Kimberly Cheatle, for obvious reasons.

All we need to hear from this unaccountable empty suit is, "I RESIGN."

Please provide a link to where you called for the resignation of the male director who allowed the Chinese spy into Mar-a-Gordo....

[StrawMan]

Weak "whataboutism", hardly worth a reply. You DO get points for consistency, though.

Have a great day.

[Screw_Michigan]

Today's nominee is Kimberly Cheatle, for obvious reasons.

All we need to hear from this unaccountable empty suit is, "I RESIGN."

How will Cheatle resigning without moving Secret Service out of DHS and back into the Dept of Treasury fix the systemic issues that are behind consistent Secret Service fuckups over the past 20+ years?

[FiatLux]

Today's nominee is Kimberly Cheatle, for obvious reasons.

All we need to hear from this unaccountable empty suit is, "I RESIGN."

The strawman loves him some Foxnews.

[Mikey]

The perfect candidate





for a throat punch

[Diego in Seattle]

Weak "whataboutism", hardly worth a reply. You DO get points for consistency, though.

Have a great day.

Pointing out your hypocrisy is not "whataboutism."

SYHTFOTW

[The Seer]

The perfect candidate

Yeah, all that working man, LEGAL immigration, unity talk without brain dead Biden or brainless Kamala had to make you break out in hives...

you and your country hating ilk are irredeemable. But watching your team get trounced is

[JPGettysburg]

The perfect candidate





for a throat punch

Why are you threatened by men MORE successful than you?
ie......
Clint Eastwood.
Curt Schilling.
Nolan Ryan
President Trump.
Elvis Presley.
Peter North.
J.D. Vance
Tom Selleck.
Ted Nugent.

The list is endless........BUT suffice to say, you feel the urge to dominate MEN who are more successful and more powerful than you could ever dream of being.

Very interesting psychological phenomenon to be studied here.

[mvscal]

Today's nominee is Kimberly Cheatle, for obvious reasons.

All we need to hear from this unaccountable empty suit is, "I RESIGN."

How will Cheatle resigning without moving Secret Service out of DHS and back into the Dept of Treasury fix the systemic issues that are behind consistent Secret Service fuckups over the past 20+ years?

By simply signing a letter of resignation? That isn't very difficult. You pick up a pen and make your X.

The systemic problems within the Secret Service are a separate issue altogether.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

The head of the Secret Service deleted agents cell phone data after January 6. A face punch while she's tied to a chair in an interrogation room is certainly appropriate.

[Meat Head]

[JPGettysburg]

The head of the Secret Service deleted agents cell phone data after January 6. A face punch while she's tied to a chair in an interrogation room is certainly appropriate.

Did you notice that ALL left-wing crazies delete their media footprint.
Remember Christine Blazey-Ford? The psychotic b***tch who falsely accused Kavanaugh of rape?
Her social media was wiped clean. That's the kind of mentally disturbed left-wing psycho she is.

Remember the Muslim father Kahn? His son was a hero. But the father was a POS proponent of Sharia law.
They wiped his media clean.
President trump correctly insulted that "Sharia Law" loving pig extremist.
I can go on and on.
The list is endless

[JPGettysburg]

There's no need to Waterboard her. But a big black dong would be appropriate.

[StrawMan]

Today's nominee is Kimberly Cheatle, for obvious reasons.

All we need to hear from this unaccountable empty suit is, "I RESIGN."

How will Cheatle resigning without moving Secret Service out of DHS and back into the Dept of Treasury fix the systemic issues that are behind consistent Secret Service fuckups over the past 20+ years?

You make a good point re the Secret Service's track record. This article from a few days ago highlights many of their fuckups:

The Secret Service Needs an Intervention

No doubt the Secret Service needs restructuring with a premium placed on endless training. That doesn't mean that Cheatle is the right person for the job going forward. A more highly trained shooter wouldn't have failed and the USSS would have lost a principle protectee. Putting contributing DEI initiatives aside for now, the only honorable move Cheatle can make is to resign. From one side of her mouth comes, "The buck stops with me," while the other side mumbles weak tit excuses blaming the local police and a sloped roof. There is NO honor in excuses after two deaths and two serious injuries.

[StrawMan]

[StrawMan]

This week’s nominee is the reprehensible gold digger, Kimberly Guilfoyle.

She may be the only woman on planet Earth who’s fellated both Gavin Newsom and Don Jr.

This baby batter belching bimbo has earned a deep throat punch.

[Mikey]

This week’s nominee is the reprehensible gold digger, Kimberly Guilfoyle.

She may be the only woman on planet Earth who’s fellated both Gavin Newsom and Don Jr.

This baby batter belching bimbo has earned a deep throat punch.

[Sudden Sam]

baby batter belching bimbo

[88BuckeyeGrad]

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[Screw_Michigan]

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Who is this woman and why should we give a shit about her? I see you're still reeling from your preferred fascist's dwindling election prospects. Loving that.

[bungle clone]

You're almost there, Screw_Michigan. ALMOST!!!

Your customary poli-smack foes are all lined up nicely in this thread and vulnerable as fukk.

This kind of windfall is a smacker's dream scenario. You're only missing mvscal and JPGettyshusker (is his ban temporary?) and L45B.






Go on ahead,

[88BuckeyeGrad]

https://finishlinehorse.com/wp-content/ ... 44_500.jpg

Who is this woman and why should we give a shit about her? I see you're still reeling from your preferred fascist's dwindling election prospects. Loving that.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video ... hange.html

[Mikey]

Does she post here?

"Don't feed the trolls," she advised. "We are all grown-up children. Children seek good attention and bad attention. Trolls are the same. Sometimes walking away is the answer."

[Softball Bat]

She speaks like an 11 year old.

[Mikey]

She speaks like an 11 year old.

So if she doesn't post here, she'd fit right in.

[Softball Bat]

Good call!

:smile:

[StrawMan]

RACK Roach.

I'll add this guy, whose only purpose in life is self-promotion. Plus, he has a very punchable face.

Here I was ready to bump this thread to nominate Gaetz today, only to find that Mikey beat me to it by over 4 months.

Gaetz has no business being in the upcoming administration, much less as AG. I'm no Kevin McCarthy fan, but the stunt Gaetz pulled while having no Plan B was inexcusable. Pure self-promotion. I can only hope he falls from grace in spectacular fashion, never to be heard from again.

In the mean time, I gotta settle for a throat punch and five head kick combo so severe that Bruce Lee would recoil in horror.

[The Seer]

[FiatLux]

A couple of Trumpers going broke...












Who'd a thunk it?


The average Trumper is next... and they voted for it.



Too funny.

[mvscal]

Geez. Alex is looking...round.

[mvscal]

Beta Cuckin ain't easy, playa

[Innocent Bystander]

Y'all are weird. Sounds like a sex act but it isn't.
Anyway

RACK Roach.

I'll add this guy, whose only purpose in life is self-promotion. Plus, he has a very punchable face.

Didn't it turn out he was falsely accused of transporting a 17 year old across state lines, and someone in the DOJ was caught trying to bribe his father to make the false charge go away?

I don't like him because he looks like Bill Hader, but I hate false charges more. How did that end up?

Overall, I think there's method to Trump's madness in his cabinet picks. The Democrats are being disingenuous squealing about fear of revenge when they spent eight years trying to destroy Trump's life with bullshit including these wack ass exaggerated felony charges no one cares about in the real world.

[mvscal]

https://finishlinehorse.com/wp-content/ ... 44_500.jpg

Who is this woman and why should we give a shit about her?

I believe Roux recently bought 1/15,000th of a percent ownership stake on this filly. Not sure when her first race is, but I'm sure he will keep us updated.

[mvscal]

Didn't it turn out he was falsely accused of transporting a 17 year old across state lines,

Yes. The DOJ declined to pursue the case because the central witness was almost comical in his complete unreliability. He is currently serving an 11 year sentence in federal prison for doing what he falsely accused Gaetz of doing after Gaetz declined to assist him in a obtaining a pardon. This is the same tard the House is using in their sham investigation which is payback for Gaetz kneecapping Kevin McCarthy's election as Speaker.

The two witnesses have massive credibility problems. The claims arose from Joel Greenberg, “one of the most corrupt Florida politicians of all time,” according to Florida reporter Marc Caputo, who is now with the anti-Trump media outlet The Bulwark.

Among many things the former Seminole County tax collector admitted to as part of a wide-ranging case for which he is currently serving 11 years in prison was falsely accusing local political opponent Brian Beute of having sex with a minor, similar to the outlandish claim he made against Gaetz. Greenberg also reportedly later attempted to frame his own attorney with pornographic images of children. One New York Times writeup of Greenberg was headlined, “Like the Tiger King Got Elected Tax Collector.“

According to the Washington Post, Greenberg admitted to “fabricating allegations against a schoolteacher who was running against him to be a tax collector. Greenberg had sent letters to the school falsely claiming the teacher had an inappropriate sexual relationship with a student — a similar allegation to the Gaetz case.” U.S. District Judge Gregory Presnell, appointed by President Bill Clinton, said Greenberg’s actions against that innocent victim were “downright evil.”

The politicized employees at DOJ have shown themselves willing to explore novel legal theories and bend federal rules to the breaking point in pursuit of their most reviled political opponents, most notably former and future President Trump. Gaetz has a reputation as one of the most tenacious cross-examiners of DOJ officials from his perch on the House Judiciary Committee. Yet even the DOJ was unwilling to exploit Greenberg’s unsubstantiated claims — apart from leaking them to the press to hurt Gaetz’s reputation. They announced their closure of the investigation in 2022.

The House Ethics Committee, however, decided to pick up the dropped and deflated ball and run with it a full year after DOJ dropped the investigation. The fact that the disgraced Greenberg was cooperating with the House Ethics Committee was shared for publication with The New York Times and other media outlets.

https://thefederalist.com/2024/11/17/ho ... edibility/