Olympic Pole Vaulter Clears 18 Feet w/ 14 Inch Pole

[kcdave]

Dude couldn't clear 18.5 though w/ that
XL roll of Jimmy Dean sausage stuffed in his shorts.

Fuck off in advance, Carson!

[FiatLux]

Wouldn't this have been a better idea as a PM to Carson?

Instead of a glass dick?

[Carson]

He prefers to share his dick fetish with everyone.

[Softball Bat]

I would propose that a glorious Anthony Ammirati statue be built, and then erected (sorry,) at every Summer Olympics venue beginning in 2028.

His d!ick ruined his pole vault dream, but it could have been worse for him.

Imagine if he was competing in another sport.

What if his d!ck got in the way of his archery dream?
Or his fencing dream.
Or his shooting dream.
Or his weight lifting dream. *ouch*


Long live Anthony Ammirati!

[mvscal]

What if his d!ck got in the way of his archery dream?
Or his fencing dream.
Or his shooting dream.
Or his weight lifting dream. *ouch*

Suppose he could always find work as a coat rack.