The Cackles hagiography continues...

[Roux]

Yall can just shut the fuck up about illegal immigration.

You do understand that there was a comprehensive immigration bill, supported by Republicans in Congress, right?

And then the fucking orange cancerous felon told the Republicans to vote against it, because he wanted it to be a campaign issue.

But not to worry. President Harris will get a bill passed.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Yall can just shut the fuck up about illegal immigration.

You do understand that there was a comprehensive immigration bill, supported by Republicans in Congress, right?

And then the fucking orange cancerous felon told the Republicans to vote against it, because he wanted it to be a campaign issue.

But not to worry. President Harris will get a bill passed.

Nice bullshit rhetoric. Pull your head out of CNN's ass and think logically once in a while.

Thanks in advance.

[The Seer]

Kamala Announces Construction Of 'Murderers Only' Express Lane At Southern Border



CALEXICO, CA — Border Czarina Suprémè Kamala Harris has just announced that she will be implementing a new national security measure at the southern border checkpoints: a Murderers-Only Express Lane just for illegal immigrants who have been convicted of killing two or more people.

Sources within Kamala's administration say that the measure is meant to help reduce processing times at the border by not making murderers wait quite as long in line.

"We're really just hoping to provide an equitable entrance for these Democrat vot — I mean, honored guests of the United States," said Gayle Quimble, aide to Harris. "The new Murderers-Only lane will hopefully allow us to sort out the wheat from the chaff, so to speak. There are getting to be so many murderers, it's just clogging up the system."

Kamala Harris commented briefly on the situation, saying that she had no connection to the situation and that the country can't take four more years of this.

"When I am in office, from day one I will holistically be undoing the holistic mistakes of the current administration," said the Vice President of the current administration. "Holistically speaking, I have never been the Border Czar holistically, in a holistic sense, but I will solve the Border in a very quick yet holistic way. Holistic."

At publishing time, Kamala had also instructed border patrol agents to add lanes for Venezuelan gangs as it was getting too busy to process them all.

[The Seer]

You do understand that there was a comprehensive immigration bill, supported by Republicans in Congress, right?

Comprehend this:

What’s In The Border Bill?
The bill includes a number of provisions, such as imposing new restrictions on border crossings that would authorize the government to temporarily enact emergency measures and stop unauthorized crossings between official ports of entry if border crossings pass an average of 5,000 per day in a given week or 8,500 in a single day.

AND,

Those restrictions are balanced out by other measures that are more permissive toward immigration, however, like increasing funding for legal representation for minors under age 13, giving a pathway to citizenship for some immigrants from Afghanistan and increasing the number of job and family visas given each year for three years. The initial bill also earmarked approximately $60 billion in aid to Ukraine—after some Republicans opposed any aid being sent to Ukraine without being tied to border restrictions.

[mvscal]

You do understand that there was a comprehensive immigration bill, supported by Republicans in Congress, right?

The House passed an immigration bill, but Fuck Toomer wouldn't allow a vote for it in the Senate.

Not only are you a liar, you're also a fucking idiot.

[Sven Golly]

Yall can just shut the fuck up about illegal immigration.

You do understand that there was a comprehensive immigration bill, supported by Republicans in Congress, right?

And then the fucking orange cancerous felon told the Republicans to vote against it, because he wanted it to be a campaign issue.

But not to worry. President Harris will get a bill passed.

The only thing Harris will pass after Nov 5th is gas...