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I’m buying copies for Screwy, Bill, Diego, kc, Roux, and Mikey. Oh, and of course, you’ll get a copy, L45. 😀

https://x.com/jackunheard/status/184305 ... hvLblPN7VQ
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BREAKING: Walmart is now selling a new book titled The Achievements of Kamala Harris—and all the pages are blank.

This is INCREDIBLE
That should sell really well with the Republican base. They won't have to look up any words.
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Mikey wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 8:33 pm
BREAKING: Walmart is now selling a new book titled The Achievements of Kamala Harris—and all the pages are blank.

This is INCREDIBLE
That should sell really well with the Republican base. They won't have to look up any words.
That was too easy!
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I refuse to believe the blowjob section is blank.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 8:53 pm I refuse to believe the blowjob section is shootong blanks.
Alt?
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 11:23 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 8:53 pm I refuse to believe the blowjob section is shootong blanks.
Alt?
HPG is quite familiar with shooting blanks.
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Mikey wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 11:43 pm
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 11:23 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 8:53 pm I refuse to believe the blowjob section is shootong blanks.
Alt?
HPG is quite familiar with shooting blanks.
I had no idea. You seem to be 'quite familiar' with his semen, though. Was it a blind taste test?
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mvscal wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 11:58 pm
Mikey wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 11:43 pm
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 11:23 pm

Alt?
HPG is quite familiar with shooting blanks.
I had no idea. You seem to be 'quite familiar' with his semen, though. Was it a blind taste test?
That was meant metaphorically. Notice that I didn’t say “literally.”

Not surprised at all that you would take it literally though.
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Mikey wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 8:33 pm
BREAKING: Walmart is now selling a new book titled The Achievements of Kamala Harris—and all the pages are blank.

This is INCREDIBLE
That should sell really well with the Republican base. They won't have to look up any words.
^^^^ This right here is dead on Mikey!!! Repubicons would have no idea what words like holistic, unburdened, holistically, and contextualize even mean. Not to mention the importance of the significance of what it takes to emphasize those words when read from a pagescript and the significant strength it takes to contextualize the importance of that significance.
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Thanks. I couldn’t have put it better myself.
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L45B wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 2:08 am
^^^^ This right here is dead on Mikey!!! Repubicons would have no idea what words like holistic, unburdened, holistically, and contextualize even mean. Not to mention the importance of the significance of what it takes to emphasize those words when read from a pagescript and the significant strength it takes to contextualize the importance of that significance.
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Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 8:25 pm I’m buying copies for Screwy, Bill, Diego, kc, Roux, and Mikey. Oh, and of course, you’ll get a copy, L45. 😀

https://x.com/jackunheard/status/184305 ... hvLblPN7VQ
She has a new recipe book out too.

Kind of boring though as each dish is word salad.
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Sven Golly wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 3:43 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 8:25 pm I’m buying copies for Screwy, Bill, Diego, kc, Roux, and Mikey. Oh, and of course, you’ll get a copy, L45. 😀

https://x.com/jackunheard/status/184305 ... hvLblPN7VQ
She has a new recipe book out too.

Kind of boring though as each dish is word salad.
:lol: :lol:
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Sven Golly wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 3:43 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 8:25 pm I’m buying copies for Screwy, Bill, Diego, kc, Roux, and Mikey. Oh, and of course, you’ll get a copy, L45. 😀

https://x.com/jackunheard/status/184305 ... hvLblPN7VQ
She has a new recipe book out too.

Kind of boring though as each dish is word salad.
If you want word salad look up any Trump speech or rally. Not even salad. More like word vomit.
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bOTh SiDeS ArE tHE sAMe

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C'mon, man. Can you not agree that trump produces more word salad than, well, any other public figure that come to mind now?
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Roux wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 8:13 pm C'mon, man. Can you not agree that trump produces more word salad than, well, any other public figure that come to mind now?
No one does Word Salads like Kamala. It's probably best if you just own this one.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 7:35 pm bOTh SiDeS ArE tHE sAMe

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I didn’t say that, though. Trump’s are an order of magnitude worse. He forgets what he’s talking about and doesn’t speak in English sentences.
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Mikey wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 10:00 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 7:35 pm bOTh SiDeS ArE tHE sAMe

Sin,
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I didn’t say that, though. Trump’s are an order of magnitude worse. He forgets what he’s talking about and doesn’t speak in English sentences.
But muh whatabout! And HPG's semen!
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Dump hasn't expressed a coherent thought in at least five years. Or expressed a specific policy position aside from MOAR TARRIFFS in that time frame either. Yet, according to the Dump MAGAts, it's Harris who spews the word salad.

Projection, indeed.
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mvscal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 10:29 pm
Mikey wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 10:00 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 7:35 pm bOTh SiDeS ArE tHE sAMe

Sin,
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I didn’t say that, though. Trump’s are an order of magnitude worse. He forgets what he’s talking about and doesn’t speak in English sentences.
But muh whatabout! And HPG's semen!
So you agree with what I said. Noted.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 12:44 am Dump hasn't expressed a coherent thought in at least five years. Or expressed a specific policy position aside from MOAR TARRIFFS in that time frame either. Yet, according to the Dump MAGAts, it's Harris who spews the word salad.

Projection, indeed.
You know, because they said it first, there’s no legitimate criticism of Trump. Typical MAGAt (il)logic.
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Roux wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:30 pm Gaslight
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This is so dead on Roucks, to a tee!!!

The Reblumpicans can’t do anything but nitpick a few Kamala interviews where she gets a bit into the details and uses vocabulary words that they can’t understand holistically.

But holistically, Kamala is averaging 5-10 press engagements per day plus campaign events that it’s impossible for some megatarrd not to find something she said and call it “word salad.” Meanwhile, Dump is nowhere to be found, has been absent from the media for months and has barely peeked out of his basement since faking his own assassination. And whenever he does have the balls to show his face, holistically, he fumbles his words to the point of sounding like a third grader who’s trying to pass the word count minimum on an essay. Weak!

And Kamala has had all of her economic policies on her website— including calls for pricing controls and high corporate tax rates— since February. Meanwhile, Trump’s website has advertisements for the Pillow Guy without any policy positions. He doesn’t even have the guts to post that Project 2025 on his website even though he and Hitler’s offspring fully support it! Holistically weak!
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ppanther wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:54 pm
Roux wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 8:13 pm C'mon, man. Can you not agree that trump produces more word salad than, well, any other public figure that come to mind now?
No one does Word Salads like Kamala. It's probably best if you just own this one.
Dump rambles, diverts, and bloviates like a used car salesman.

Scamala blathers senselessly in an unlistenable nasal whine. Dummy sounds like an entitled old drunk. Only a very naive child would imagine that there is any actual substance included in her empty mewlings.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 12:44 am Dump hasn't expressed a coherent thought in at least five years. Or expressed a specific policy position aside from MOAR TARRIFFS in that time frame either. Yet, according to the Dump MAGAts, it's Harris who spews the word salad.

Projection, indeed.
Your candidate has been saying "time to turn the page" over and over and over, until just asked the other day if she would have done anything different that Biden did over the last 4 years. Her response- "Nothing that comes to mind"

She's dumber than a box of rocks.
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General Peters wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 2:30 am Your candidate has been saying "time to turn the page" over and over and over, until just asked the other day if she would have done anything different that Biden did over the last 4 years. Her response- "Nothing that comes to mind"

She's dumber than a box of rocks.
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