Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!

Roux · Post by **Roux** » Fri Nov 15, 2024 4:35 pm

Rumble in the Jungle, this isn't.

But in 2024, this is what constitutes a big boxing match.

Boxing experts and Vegas odds have Paul winning. Not a surprise, considering Paul is 27 and Tyson is 58.

But I'm going with Tyson with a 2nd round KO, a win for old men.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri Nov 15, 2024 4:44 pm

Jake Paul leaves the ring with a brain bleed.

Roux · Post by **Roux** » Fri Nov 15, 2024 5:54 pm

Some people want the latest odds.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Nov 15, 2024 6:05 pm

Roux wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2024 4:35 pm Rumble in the Jungle, this isn't.
But in 2024, this is what constitutes a big boxing match.

Boxing & college football need repair.

Meat Head · Post by **Meat Head** » Fri Nov 15, 2024 6:18 pm

Short fight: Tyson

Longer fight the odds move to Paul. Stamina is in his corner.

Of course one punch from either could end it. So best strategy for Mike is come out big and kill fast.

Then Trump puts Tyson in charge of the Office of DEI, pansy ass protocol, and tatted women.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Fri Nov 15, 2024 6:46 pm

Convict vs douchebag. Pass.
I will be asleep long before this shit show
even begins. If post fight reviews give me
a reason to, I may skim thru the youtube
reels or highlights. As of now, odds are only
50/50 that I even drop back in this thread.

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Sven Golly · Post by **Sven Golly** » Fri Nov 15, 2024 6:46 pm

Tyson in 3.

He has "old man" strength.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Nov 15, 2024 7:06 pm

And the winner is...

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:39 am

Mikey wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2024 7:06 pm And the winner is...

Well, yeah.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:44 am

Tyson was a shell of himself when he hung it up 25 years ago. You don't get that speed, power or stamina back at age 58.

I will give him a puncher's chance in 2 rounds, but if it goes beyond that, no fucking way.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:54 am

No clue. No interest.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 2:33 am

88 wrote:No interest.

Ditto.

American culture is sick and dying.
It is rare to see anything really fresh, intelligent, or compelling.

Mike Tyson is compelling!

Sincerely, 1988

So dredge up a fossil and tell everyone how enthralling the show will be.
lol

It is a stupid freak show.

Not IN.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 4:23 am

Sheeit. Didn’t realize it was non-pay for view. Now watching. I’ll do round by round coverage.

Prefight, I’m scoring at will against Jameson (dog shit whisky by the way).

I’ve been to Jerry’s Place. Posh. But the fight should be held in the parking lot outside Texas Live imho.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 4:30 am

The announcer babe’s tits are too small. I don’t know her name or the names of the two dudes she is wasting time talking to. One might be Cedric the Entertainer.

My stream is lagging like a mofo.

Shaq and Gronk are having fun.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 4:40 am

If this fight does not last 10 minutes, the crowd is going to freak the fuck out.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 4:45 am

Jake Paul looks like a guy who should be holding two plastic cones pointing a pilot where he should park his plane (duh).

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 4:51 am

Ring girls are easy on the eyes.

Dude’s head behind the chick singing the national anthem would not fit in a Home Depot bucket.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 4:55 am

Heavy gloves and short rounds. Must be an attempt to prevent brain damage to Tyson.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 4:57 am

Jake Paul enters the arena in a Chevy. With a pigeon. Stupid.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:03 am

Mike old man walks into the arena. Get the fuck off his lawn.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:08 am

As if Cleveland needed another embarrassment… enter Jake Paul.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:09 am

From the Catskills, back when Dirty Dancing was in production…. enter Mike Tyson.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:12 am

Round 1

Tyson looks like an old fighter. Paul looks like an amateur Tough Man slugger.

Tyson 10-9

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:16 am

Round 2

Boring. Tyson’s legs are already gone. Paul’s only chance is to land a bomb, which is hard to do when you are afraid to engage the gimp.

10-10

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:18 am

Round 3

Tyson out of gas already. Paul tagged him a couple times.

Paul 10-9

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:22 am

Round 4

Zzzzzzzzz. Neither fighter did much. Paul gets the nod because he actually threw a punch. One.

Paul 10-9

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:24 am

Round 5

See Round 4

Paul 10-9

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:27 am

Round 6

Tyson is a fire hydrant. Solid, but not moving. Paul is girl slapping at him. The Mexicans in the crowd want some blood.

Paul 10-9

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:30 am

Round 7

Punch stats say Tyson has landed 16 punches so far in the fight. I think he threw 18. Paul is +200.

Paul 10-9

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:33 am

Pre round 8

Tyson looks like Fred Sanford…

Round 8

Final round. Thank FSM. Crowd booing. Tyson running away at end.

Paul 10-9

Should be a unanimous abomination.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:37 am

Unofficial scoring puts Paul up 78-74. I don’t know if my 10-10 rounds are permitted under Tejas rules. I had it Paul 79-72. Whoopee shit.

Final scoring was Paul 80-72, 79-73 and 79-73. Crowd boos.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:42 am

No chance Jake Paul could beat Soda Popinski or Bald Bull fighting like that.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:44 am

Jameson is making me tap. Fuck.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:45 am

Butterbean could have knocked both of them out in the same ring at the same time in his prime.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 7:41 am

Sounds pretty exciting. Was watching The Penguin.

Roux · Post by **Roux** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 2:39 pm

Tried staying awake, fell asleep. Woke up and it had finished.

Rack 88's play by play. Now I feel like I watched it.

Wish Tyson had knocked him out. And I'm glad I got my sleep.

Sven Golly · Post by **Sven Golly** » Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:20 pm

I still wouldn’t go on Tyson’s lawn.

dan's college room mate · Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:28 pm

Mikey wrote:And the winner is...

This^^^^

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dan's college room mate · Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:31 pm

88BuckeyeGrad wrote:Jake Paul looks like a guy who should be holding two plastic cones pointing a pilot where he should park his plane (duh).

Nahhhh, that dude has responsibility. Jake is the dude working for him holding a set of wheel chocks.

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dan's college room mate · Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:32 pm

88BuckeyeGrad wrote:Ring girls are easy on the eyes.

Dude’s head behind the chick singing the national anthem would not fit in a Home Depot bucket.

I was looking at that slob. He looks right at home attending such a monumentous occasion.

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