I just tested positive for covid

[Roux]

Damnit.

Sister in law arrived here a few days ago. Wonderful lady, but she is disabled and needs lots of assistance. Anyway she tested positive this morning, and I did too.

So much for all the cooking I was going to do, and having people over for Thanksgiving. I'm feeling relatively ok but of course don't want to expose anyone else.

Y'all take care and stay well.

[Kluba]

Thanks for keeping us posted.

[Softball Bat]

Take care, buddy.

[Mikey]

Wow. That sucks. I hope you have a mild case and a speedy recovery.

[Roux]

It certainly feels like a mild case so far.

But it has screwed up Thanksgiving in a major way.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Sir Cumfrence is going to need about 8 of those.

[Diego in Seattle]

Ever notice how disaster films always start out with someone of power arguing against science?

I'm not worried about you. You're smarter than that.

It certainly feels like a mild case so far.

But it has screwed up Thanksgiving in a major way.

Those are pretty good. The Mexican ones are so-so, although the cocada dessert is .

[StrawMan]

T1B: How are you feeling today, Roux?

Roux: Better.

T1B: Better?

Roux: Better get a bucket.

[Mikey]

A wafer thin mint?

[smackaholic]

Bring me a bucket.

[smackaholic]

Here's what I don't get.

I know you're not one of those science denier types, so you've stayed current on the safe and effective vaccine.

This MUST be a mistake. Prolly a misdiagnosis. Just a cold.

[L45B]

Omg Raeioux! Are you ok????

Hopefully you are not in the ER! I fear the next threatening strain will now be five times more potent during the winter months. Are you quadruple vaxxxxed??

If I were you, I would follow very strictly the policies and procedures implemented by the CDC, as well as urged by the View and Harris campaign.

If you need an extra 50-pack of KN95 masks, let me know asap, I can send them to you via 2-night expedited delivery thru USPS.

In the meantime, load up with your paxlovid and skyrizi meds as quickly as possible. Nothing is Everything!

[Sudden Sam]

Omg Raeioux! Are you ok????

Hopefully you are not in the ER! I fear the next threatening strain will now be five times more potent during the winter months. Are you quadruple vaxxxxed??

If I were you, I would follow very strictly the policies and procedures implemented by the CDC, as well as urged by the View and Harris campaign.

If you need an extra 50-pack of KN95 masks, let me know asap, I can send them to you via 2-night expedited delivery thru USPS.

In the meantime, load up with your paxlovid and skyrizi meds as quickly as possible. Nothing is Everything!

Nice.

Hang in there, Chip.

[Wolfman]

I'm keeping a 6 foot distance from my computer screen and wearing a mask...... HA.

[kcdave]

Sir Cumfrence is going to need about 8 of those.

I miss that troll.

[Roux]

Didn't Sir Cumfrence have an annual post-Thanksgiving dump thread? Good times.

[Carson]

That was Lars Launchaload.

[d-townmike]

My heart just blew out of my asshole after reading the last two posts.

- Willie McGee

(And me too actually)

Get better soon, Chip!

Interesting how the vaxxed and boosted ones get the virus they weren't supposed to get.

[FiatLux]

Interesting how the vaxxed and boosted ones get the virus they weren't supposed to get.

You are this stupid.


Too funny.

[Carson]

He's stupid for expecting a vaccine to be effective?

Oh, I forgot you're still waiting for an AIDS vaccine.

[Roux]

I asked the Dr whether it was appropriate for me to get another booster shot, he said yes but not until after my upcoming CT or MRI or whatever the hell it is. But of course, I catch covid before that.

This has been a nasty roller coaster. I thought the fever was gone but it came back. Plus all the other symptoms. I feel really weak. So be it, I'll get thru this, it just will take some time.

If covid was created in a lab, then I wish that I could kick that damn scientist right in the balls.

[FiatLux]

He's stupid for expecting a vaccine to be effective?

Oh look, Stupid's brother 'shit for brains' has shown up.

The vaccine doesn't prevent you from getting covid. I reduces the severity so you don't end up dead in a hospital or at home.

First grade should be mandatory in Dumbfuckistan.


Too funny.

[mvscal]

The vaccine doesn't prevent you from getting covid. I reduces the severity

Then it isn't a vaccine, dumbfuck. When you are vaccinated against polio or smallpox, you don't contract a less severe form of the disease. You don't get it at all.

[FiatLux]

The vaccine doesn't prevent you from getting covid. I reduces the severity

Then it isn't a vaccine, dumbfuck. When you are vaccinated against polio or smallpox, you don't contract a less severe form of the disease. You don't get it at all.

Good god, you Dumbfuckistanians are stupid beyond belief.

Let me try to make this as simple as possible for you stupid fucking simpletons.

When you get a flu shot it's a vaccine. It doesn't mean you're not going to get the flu you stupid fuck.

Now pick up your leaf blower and get back to work.

[Sudden Sam]

Nope. A vaccine PREVENTS the targeted disease. But no more, not since the fucked up pharmaceutical companies developed these shitty MRNA injections of garbage.

Before the change, the definition for “vaccination” read, “the act of introducing a vaccine into the body to produce immunity to a specific disease.” Now, the word “immunity” has been switched to “protection.” The term “vaccine” also got a makeover. The CDC’s definition changed from “a product that stimulates a person’s immune system to produce immunity to a specific disease” to the current “a preparation that is used to stimulate the body’s immune response against diseases.”

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/corona ... 11268.html

[Mikey]

Sounds like you have a problem with nomenclature. So give it another name and call it something new. It’s still effective for what does, even if it doesn’t fit exact definition of “vaccine,” a word that originally was made up to describe something new that needed a name. It wasn’t bestowed by God or Donald Trump. That doesn’t make it “garbage.”

[FiatLux]

Nope. A vaccine PREVENTS the targeted disease.

Bullshit.


https://www.cdc.gov/flu/vaccines/vaccin ... 20benefits.


It's amazing how stupid you Dumbfuckistanians are.

The flu shot has been around a lot longer than the covid vaccine.


Take measles for example. Three out of 100 people that get vaccinated for measles gets measles.

https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/vpd/mmr/pu ... r%20people.


I had no idea how stupid some people are. Now I know.

[L45B]

Mikey and m2 are exactly right!!!! Sam is being an inflexible idiot as usual! What do you expect from a “voter” who lives in the middle of nowhere, places like everywhere such as Alabama, Oklahoma and Phoenix Arizona??!!

Other vaccines like paxlovid, skyrizi and oh-oh-oh Ozempic(!) have been around for years but Sam is still living in Bob Dole’s 1996 fantasy world.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Sounds like you have a problem with nomenclature. So give it another name and call it something new.

Yes. That's how science is supposed to work. Well done.

[FiatLux]

Sounds like you have a problem with nomenclature. So give it another name and call it something new. It’s still effective for what does, even if it doesn’t fit exact definition of “vaccine,” a word that originally was made up to describe something new that needed a name. It wasn’t bestowed by God or Donald Trump. That doesn’t make it “garbage.”

Furd could have used a San Jose State vaccination.

[L45B]

Furd could have used a San Jose State vaccination.

Or the Cardinals should have worn extra strength KN95 masks under their football helmets.

I have two extra 50-packs I could have mailed to Palo Alto high priority using the always reliable USPS.

Who would have guessed that San Jose State would be faring this well in the ACC??

[FiatLux]

Furd could have used a San Jose State vaccination.

Or the Cardinals should have worn extra strength KN95 masks under their football helmets.

I have two extra 50-packs I could have mailed to Palo Alto high priority using the always reliable USPS.

Who would have guessed that San Jose State would be faring this well in the ACC??

There's no hope for Furd.

There's still no Stanfurdium.

[Sudden Sam]

Y’all are fine with the CDC changing their definition of ‘vaccine’ when a purported vaccine fails to do its described job?

Cool. Sorta like being okay with describing city blocks on fire as ‘mostly peaceful’, I guess.

Does it physically hurt to be so fucking stupid?

[Mikey]

I feel just fine. Does it physically hurt to be so completely unhinged?

[Sudden Sam]

So malleable truth/facts? That’s simply not how it works.

Hilarious.

But that’s fine. Continue to reside in a fantasy world. Woke insanity is over. At least for a while.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

The Left is leaning hard into redefining words to create a new reality they can dominate. Very similar to dogmas of the past, if we're being honest with each other.

[The Seer]

The Left is leaning hard into redefining words to create a new reality they can fester in.

ft

[Diego in Seattle]

The Left is leaning hard into redefining words to create a new reality they can dominate. Very similar to dogmas of the past, if we're being honest with each other.

Says the traitor who wants to call this a picnic....

[HighPlainsGrifter]

The Left is leaning hard into redefining words to create a new reality they can dominate. Very similar to dogmas of the past, if we're being honest with each other.

Says the traitor who wants to call this a picnic....

False equivalence. Five yards and loss of down.

[smackaholic]

He's stupid for expecting a vaccine to be effective?

Oh look, Stupid's brother 'shit for brains' has shown up.

The vaccine doesn't prevent you from getting covid. I reduces the severity so you don't end up dead in a hospital or at home.

First grade should be mandatory in Dumbfuckistan.


Too funny.

Does it reduce the severity?

Who the fukk knows, at this point.

What we do know is that healthy people younger than wolfman handle CV just fine.

What we also know is that getting CV is the best form of innoculation there is. And yet, idiots like Chip will continue to run down to the jab center and roll up their sleeves to show their allegiance to "the science".

If you are an obese 79 year old with diabetes and high blood pressure, maybe you should get the jab.

At this point in the game if you are still for forced vaccines, well, it just shows that you are a big fan of authoritarianism. I honestly do wish you'd step in front of a train.