Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

[Sudden Sam]

Holy shit! Even mirthless libs can enjoy this.

https://x.com/tamaraphoto3/status/18732 ... 75846?s=46

[FiatLux]

Alright. Just got home.

Time for some Monday night football in the San Francisco Bay area. Get to watch my Niners get their ass kicked by the best team in the NFC the Detroit Lions and Jared Goff.

That's ok. I got my back up at 7:00 pm and get to watch my Warriors get their ass kicked by the best team in the NBA the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Crystal clear and in the '60s. Another perfect weather day in the San Francisco Bay area.

Time to walk down to Giorgio's and grab my pizza and head home and settle in for a evening of basketball and football.

It's good to know your teams are going to get their ass kicked. Can't end up disappointed.

That being said.. I still may break out the Maker's Mark to make the games watchable.

[Roux]

the best team in the NFC NFL the Detroit Lions

[mvscal]

Alright. Just got home.

And boy is your face glazed!

[The Seer]

Holy shit! Even mirthless libs can enjoy this.

https://x.com/tamaraphoto3/status/18732 ... 75846?s=46

!

[StrawMan]

[StrawMan]

Holy shit! Even mirthless libs can enjoy this.

https://x.com/tamaraphoto3/status/18732 ... 75846?s=46

You can't UN-SEE that! Whoever made it has sick video editing skills, though.

Gotta say... I'm a little jeaous.

[The Seer]

https://x.com/i/status/1876362530303680560

[Diego in Seattle]

[FiatLux]

We've all heard about "electric sharks"... but electric heat will give you "the itch".

WTF?


Too funny.

[FiatLux]

but think twice (before trying a handstand in ibiza) that's my only advice

^ this advice is particularly relevant if you are a curvy brunette yoga female with a smokeshow ponytail but NO underwear but on the other hand that's muy caliente chica!!

[mvscal]

[Sudden Sam]

[FiatLux]

I'd feel the same way if I had to live Nebraska.

Nothing to do, no where to go. Frozen tundra 8 months a year.

It's a consequence of being a failure at life.


Don't fret... in 8 months at the State Fair this beauty should be peaking.





Chin up.

[Dr_Phibes]

Put me down for three shares. Momma's Little Secret will ride like the wind.

[FiatLux]

Put me down for three shares. Momma's Little Secret will ride like the wind.

You're going to make Chip go broke.

[FiatLux]

Moving the inauguration indoors?

Too funny.

How are we ever going to take over Canada if we can't deal with a little cold?

Let alone Greenland?

[Mikey]

FUCK and double FUCK. I was hoping for another William Henry Harrison.

[Diego in Seattle]

Moving the inauguration indoors?

Too funny.

How are we ever going to take over Canada if we can't deal with a little cold?

Let alone Greenland?

Trump is a pussy.

Sincerely,

JFK 1961 Inauguration in 22º weather

[mvscal]

Moving the inauguration indoors?

Too funny.

How are we ever going to take over Canada if we can't deal with a little cold?

Let alone Greenland?

Trump is a pussy.

Sincerely,

JFK 1961 Inauguration in 22º weather

And the guy from Texas is looking at him thinking, "I'm gonna kill that motherfucker for this."

[Sudden Sam]

The cold weather (6-10 with wind chill) is only part of the reason to move it inside. Security is the main thing.

[Carson]

And the guy from Texas is looking at him thinking, "I'm gonna kill that motherfucker for this."

Well, he was considerate enough to whack him in November instead of hot-ass July.

[FiatLux]

I hear Ford’s theatre is warm.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

I hear Ford’s theatre is warm.

If there's climate control in your dome, they could hold the ceremony there. Trump and his entire cabinet are already living in there rent free.

[FiatLux]

I hear Ford’s theatre is warm.

If there's climate control in your dome, they could hold the ceremony there. Trump and his entire cabinet are already living in there rent free.

Uff da.


Feeling a little sensitive today, eh?

[Softball Bat]

Cry me a river...




Time Magazine actually encourages liberals to cry with a friend on inauguration day.

https://time.com/7207613/trump-inaugura ... ctivities/


Cry with a friend

It might seem counterintuitive, but if you need to shed a few tears on Inauguration Day, it’s healthy to
let them out with one caveat: You shouldn’t do it alone. “The grace and speed with which somebody recovers
from grief if they have an opportunity to cry with the support of another person—someone who they trust
and who they believe cares about them—is orders of magnitude improved,” Simon-Thomas says.

While research suggests crying alone isn’t overly helpful, crying around others often leads to comfort, support,
empathy, and stronger social bonds. “It’s really, really beneficial to have that emotion in an honest, authentic
way, and to reap the benefits we’re endowed with interpersonally.”

[mvscal]

Cry me a river...




Time Magazine actually encourages liberals to cry with a friend on inauguration day.

https://time.com/7207613/trump-inaugura ... ctivities/


Cry with a friend

It might seem counterintuitive, but if you need to shed a few tears on Inauguration Day, it’s healthy to
let them out with one caveat: You shouldn’t do it alone. “The grace and speed with which somebody recovers
from grief if they have an opportunity to cry with the support of another person—someone who they trust
and who they believe cares about them—is orders of magnitude improved,” Simon-Thomas says.

While research suggests crying alone isn’t overly helpful, crying around others often leads to comfort, support,
empathy, and stronger social bonds. “It’s really, really beneficial to have that emotion in an honest, authentic
way, and to reap the benefits we’re endowed with interpersonally.”

Or, if you are alone, call a waambulance.

[Diego in Seattle]

[The Seer]

Go woke, go broke.

CBS News Poll: Are you generally optimistic or pessimistic about the next 4 years with Donald Trump as president?

Optimistic: 60%
Pessimistic: 40%
---
• White: 63-37
• Black: 49-51
• Hispanic: 61-39
---
• Ages 18-29: 67-33
• Ages 30-44: 62-38
• Ages 45-64: 60-40
• Ages 65+: 51-49
---
• Male: 65-35
• Female: 55-45
---
• Dem: 30-70
• GOP: 94-6
• Indie: 54-46
---
White no degree: 67-13
White 4 year degree: 56-44
——
YouGov | n=2,164 A | January 15-17
https://cbsnews.com/news/trump-return-t ... 025-01-19/

[Carson]

https://www.al.com/news/mobile/2025/01/ ... onkey.html

A barista in Mobile needed stitches and vaccinations earlier this month after a monkey jumped through a drive-thru window, climbed up her arm and bit her, according to an article from Lagniappe Mobile.

According to the report, Mobile Police Department officers were dispatched to a Starbucks in Tillman’s Corner on Jan. 10, where they learned that a customer’s pet monkey had jumped from a vehicle into the coffee shop through the drive-thru window.

The Starbucks employee, who asked to remain unnamed, sustained bites to her hands and a laceration to her ear that required stitches, she told Lagniappe.

Another employee was able to pull the monkey off the employee that was attacked, MPD Public Information Officer Blake Brown told Lagniappe. The monkey then got back into the customer’s vehicle and the customer drove away.

The employee said the customer had two monkeys in the vehicle when she pulled up to the drive-thru window. The customer later came into the Starbucks to discuss the incident, the employee said, but did not provide her name or information.

[FiatLux]

I forgot what a smoke show Stevie Nicks used to be... holy shit



California Jam

[Sudden Sam]

Biden’s legacy re the military. China is quaking in their boots. Don’t you know his grandkids will be proud?

https://x.com/pushpop01196280/status/18 ... 57940?s=46

[The Seer]

https://x.com/i/status/1881949803946680626

[FiatLux]

Boebert trying to play Bathroom Police.



Lauren Boebert forced to apologize after trying to kick out ‘a guy’ from women’s bathroom at Capitol


That stupid whore.



Too funny.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

We're probably lucky she didn't try to jerk him off.

[FiatLux]

I'll help you out...

We're probably lucky she didn't try to jerk him her off.

Funny how the story changes when you read the article.


Take a lap.

[Sudden Sam]

People looking for problems where none exist.

[FiatLux]

People looking for problems where none exist.

Huh?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

I'll help you out...

We're probably lucky she didn't try to jerk him her off.

Funny how the story changes when you read the article.


Take a lap.

Now you know what a woman is? Piss off.

[FiatLux]

I'll help you out...

We're probably lucky she didn't try to jerk him her off.

Funny how the story changes when you read the article.


Take a lap.

Now you know what a woman is? Piss off.

Looks like the lap didn't help.

Take another.