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https://nypost.com/2025/01/11/us-news/d ... -new-city/

This story tickled me because I know of a guy who brought down a college baseball program because of his love of :poop: pranks. He had a rep as player for shitting in an unoccupied bed at dorm/apartment, pulling up the covers, so when the unwitting bed owner crawled in-would be covered in shit. LOL-what's funnier than that-or shitting on someone's windshield, real sick and weird shit.

Guy was a decent player and got hired as a grad assistant to coach the JV team. On a stop at a buffet returning from a roadie, he took a plate into the bathroom and took a shit on it, covered it with napkins and left it on a table. Also dropped a turd into the gravy. A gal bussing the table had a violent reaction upon discovery-had to be taken to a hospital. The college fired the guy and later dropped the program-there had been a growing feeling that the coach-weird dude but well-respected-had lost control of he program and once the college investigated further and found out this guys history of shit, the axe came down on the program.

Guys like him and this cop-this is their thing-they never get over this, how do you rehab this kind of sick fuck.

Anyway, thought I'd enlighten you all as one shit poster to many others. Hope you all enjoy the next four years and don't die of TDS.
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Spray played baseball?!
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HighHard1 wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2025 3:22 pm shitting in an unoccupied bed at dorm
I attended Miami Military Academy in the 6th grade, an absolutely awful place filled mostly with juvenile delinquents. Lived in the dorm, hated it. Anyway, on my birthday, someone shit on my bed, and shit smeared "happy birthday" on the sheets.

School was bought, torn down, and turned into a condo. Starting in 7th grade, I attended Pine Crest in Ft. Lauderdale, which is widely recognized as one of the best schools in the country. Talk about going from the gutter to the penthouse, the schools could not be further apart.

So HH1, welcome back but screw you for making me remember that mostly forgotten memory.
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From one former POTY to another, welcome, good friend. I've been trying to find you since our perfect little corner of the internet got Allianced into bleachbit oblivion. I have something for you. Will send a PM.

Quick overview to give you the lay of the land: This place sucks. Like holy shit, this place fucking suuuucks. I knew we had it good at .net, but I didn't realize how good. The libtards in this bottomless well of dumbshittery are incapable of articulating a complete thought and spam the board with politico bumper sticker slogans ad-fucking-nauseum. Not a single independent thought among them. Spend 20 minutes on BlueSky in the morning and then check in here. You'll see Diego parroting the narrative of the day straight from the DNC politburo. He doesn't even bother to rephrase their posts. Just unabashedly copies and pastes that shit word for word. It's asinine.

Diego in Seattle, Fiatlux, and Screw Michigan are the worst offenders. Mikey at least has the intellectual ability to pepper his DNC programming into a long form narrative. All the well worn phrases are present and accounted for but you can tell he filled in the margins with his own thoughts. I can respect that on a certain level. L45B is the Joe Biden of T1B. He is a dottering old man who says wild shit but at heart he means well.

This place needs more fun and less politics. We've never had an Orca update that I've seen. And stories about hiking up a mountain with a backpack full of fish would be well received by everyone except the aforementioned DNC mouthpieces.
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Hey HHO (1) did you get caught up in any of that shit went down with russ at .net? Jail time, probation, investigations, depositions? Were you able to slide out ok. ..

:drink: :drink: cheers
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Meat Head wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2025 7:14 pm Hey HHO (1) did you get caught up in any of that shit went down with russ at .net? Jail time, probation, investigations, depositions? Were you able to slide out ok. ..

:drink: :drink: cheers
LOL-yeah the board just went away, fortunately no one showed up at the door wearing U.S. Marshall jackets-I'm sure they will someday after my non-payment of a jillion Northwest Forest Park Pass tickets. Just can't see my way clear to pay for taking a walk on my own fucking land. Good to see TDS
hasn't overwhelmed you and you haven't lit yourself on fire.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2025 6:09 pm From one former POTY to another, welcome, good friend. I've been trying to find you since our perfect little corner of the internet got Allianced into bleachbit oblivion. I have something for you. Will send a PM.

Quick overview to give you the lay of the land: This place sucks. Like holy shit, this place fucking suuuucks. I knew we had it good at .net, but I didn't realize how good. The libtards in this bottomless well of dumbshittery are incapable of articulating a complete thought and spam the board with politico bumper sticker slogans ad-fucking-nauseum. Not a single independent thought among them. Spend 20 minutes on BlueSky in the morning and then check in here. You'll see Diego parroting the narrative of the day straight from the DNC politburo. He doesn't even bother to rephrase their posts. Just unabashedly copies and pastes that shit word for word. It's asinine.

Diego in Seattle, Fiatlux, and Screw Michigan are the worst offenders. Mikey at least has the intellectual ability to pepper his DNC programming into a long form narrative. All the well worn phrases are present and accounted for but you can tell he filled in the margins with his own thoughts. I can respect that on a certain level. L45B is the Joe Biden of T1B. He is a dottering old man who says wild shit but at heart he means well.

This place needs more fun and less politics. We've never had an Orca update that I've seen. And stories about hiking up a mountain with a backpack full of fish would be well received by everyone except the aforementioned DNC mouthpieces.
I've dropped by aka lurked from time to time and saw the lay of the land-it is what it is, a ponderous crew. Hard to believe that 73 million people voted for the most unqualified, dumbest sack of shit to ever run for the presidency, but I come and read their commie drivel and at least I know who they are. TDS combined with retardation and dementia is a hell of a thing. Their rudder, CNN, is about bankrupt and done and they'll be fucked. We do have a fucked up mother Orca I'll have to report on-nuttier than squirrel shit-may be the Susan Smith of Orcas.
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Roux wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2025 5:53 pm
HighHard1 wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2025 3:22 pm shitting in an unoccupied bed at dorm
I attended Miami Military Academy in the 6th grade, an absolutely awful place filled mostly with juvenile delinquents. Lived in the dorm, hated it. Anyway, on my birthday, someone shit on my bed, and shit smeared "happy birthday" on the sheets.

School was bought, torn down, and turned into a condo. Starting in 7th grade, I attended Pine Crest in Ft. Lauderdale, which is widely recognized as one of the best schools in the country. Talk about going from the gutter to the penthouse, the schools could not be further apart.

So HH1, welcome back but screw you for making me remember that mostly forgotten memory.
Funny how things stick with a guy memory wise-mine is not getting a perfect attendance award from the church kindergarten I attended a mere 61 years ago. Motherfuckers.

What's the story of the horse in your av? Over the past four years my daughter's been raising and training a beautiful Morgan filly who is ready to shine this year-I've become a horse dad-spent a lot of time at the barn with her shoveling shit and doing other work. I don't want to ride-they immediately sense my incompetence and fear, but they're fascinating animals.
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Meat Head wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2025 7:14 pm that shit went down with russ at .net
What happened?
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HighHard1 wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2025 7:58 pm What's the story of the horse in your av?
Link

And rack Poptart for this.

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To determine IF you ARE the real HHO, more posting to verify authenticity is required.

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HPG wrote:Quick overview to give you the lay of the land: This place sucks. Like holy shit, this place fucking suuuucks.
This place sucks horse cocks.
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Roux wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2025 8:29 pm
HighHard1 wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2025 7:58 pm What's the story of the horse in your av?
Link

And rack Poptart for this.

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Thanks for the link-he's a good looking boy.
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The Seer wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2025 8:37 pm To determine IF you ARE the real HHO, more posting to verify authenticity is required.

:drink:

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Jesus fucking christ! Did HighHardOne say ‘spastics’?!?!

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Yes, yes I did. Hope it didn't offend delicate sensitivities. :hfal:
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HighHard1 wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 2:24 am Yes, yes I did. Hope it didn't offend delicate sensitivities. :hfal:
Consider yourself lucky, VERY lucky the midget lawyer no longer posts here or he would call you a naziracistmisygenophobe and run you for sure as your spotted ass disappears over the hill.
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House of tards
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Meat Head wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2025 1:24 am House of tards
Seems kinda random. Are you OK? Is there anyone we should notify?
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 4:21 am
HighHard1 wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 2:24 am Yes, yes I did. Hope it didn't offend delicate sensitivities. :hfal:
Consider yourself lucky, VERY lucky the midget lawyer no longer posts here or he would call you a naziracistmisygenophobe and run you for sure as your spotted ass disappears over the hill.
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Lil' Sweetums!!!

HH1, do you go back that far?
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Unless this is a different nic, I don’t know HH1. I went to brokenkeyboards when this place fractured. That board was awesome.
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StrawMan wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2025 7:21 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 4:21 am
HighHard1 wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 2:24 am Yes, yes I did. Hope it didn't offend delicate sensitivities. :hfal:
Consider yourself lucky, VERY lucky the midget lawyer no longer posts here or he would call you a naziracistmisygenophobe and run you for sure as your spotted ass disappears over the hill.
:oeb:
Lil' Sweetums!!!

HH1, do you go back that far?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't this the M2 or MTool troll. The kind of guy whose garbage you just scroll by to avoid having IQ points ooze out of your brain. Might not be right about that, there's a fair number of fuckwits that can do that do a guy.
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Mtool troll? Damn, you know how to hurt a guy. I'm just your average over the hill shit poster with a minor in photo editing and boomer humor.

No idea who you are or were, but so far on your return to glory[hole], solid takes from you have been as scarce as balck place kickers in the NFL.

Oh yeah... welcome. :mrgreen:
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