Die, We're All Gonna Die

[HighHard1]

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Nice knowing you all. Well, most of you.

[Mikey]

I guess I had better make one last trip to Disneyland.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Oh noes! Asteroids cause *gasp* Clymit Chaynge!

[Mikey]

Oh noes! Clod wethers causes *gasp* Brane Dimage!

ftfy

[Roux]

With the potential asteroid strike, earthquakes, and volcanoes, our little globe could be dealing with some massive disasters. Those, plus fires, hurricanes, etc.

Perfect time to fire a bunch of FEMA employees, or better yet, eliminate the entire agency.

[Softball Bat]

according to NASA data released Tuesday...

[Carson]

My FEMA trailer will help me make it through the aftermath of a meteor strike.

That, and a little bit of gubmint cheese.

A better idea is to use the military to destroy the meteor, we've got a few years.

[Mikey]

according to NASA data released Tuesday...

Of course. There's no such thing.


#DOOM

[HighPlainsGrifter]

With the potential asteroid strike, earthquakes, and volcanoes, our little globe could be dealing with some massive disasters. Those, plus fires, hurricanes, etc.

Perfect time to fire a bunch of FEMA employees, or better yet, eliminate the entire agency.

It's due to strike us in 2032. There's plenty of time to issue $700 checks.

[Diego in Seattle]

A better idea is to use the military to destroy the meteor, we've got a few years.

With what? Your Dear Leader fired the nuclear scientists who work on our nuclear weapons.

[Mikey]

With the potential asteroid strike, earthquakes, and volcanoes, our little globe could be dealing with some massive disasters. Those, plus fires, hurricanes, etc.

Perfect time to fire a bunch of FEMA employees, or better yet, eliminate the entire agency.

It's due to strike us in 2032. There's plenty of time to issue $700 checks.

Social Security has enough money to last until 2036, so I should be OK in that department.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

I sure hope our genius and his 14 kids can get off the planet in time. The rest of us will have to ride it out.

[FiatLux]

A better idea is to use the military to destroy the meteor, we've got a few years.

Funding was cut by President Musk. We won't have a military.

Try and keep up.

Strong pull there.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Funding was cut by President Musk. We won't have a military.

False. There won't be any funding cuts. Current spending plus a 20% year-over-year increase will be diverted to SpaceX. Tell me you knew.

[Diego in Seattle]

Funding was cut by President Musk. We won't have a military.

False. There won't be any funding cuts. Current spending plus a 20% year-over-year increase will be diverted to SpaceX. Tell me you knew.

And you MAGAt's are fine with self-dealing corruption....

[HighPlainsGrifter]

I'm going to cook my books to look like a Billionaire so I can get on the rocketX out of here. Good luck with the tectonic plate shift, Diego. That tiny piece of North American plate is going to get crushed like a potato chip.

[Diego in Seattle]

I'm going to cook my books to look like a Billionaire so I can get on the rocketX out of here. Good luck with the tectonic plate shift, Diego. That tiny piece of North American plate is going to get crushed like a potato chip.

Just the way I'd want it. Got it all figured out how you're going to not starve to death on that rocket? Where will you get health care?

I sincerely hope you do end up in a rocket ship if the world gets clobbered by a meteor.

#SlowAgonizingDeath

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Actually, hang on a second. Now that I think about it, if Billy Bob Thornton puts together a team of oil drillers to land on the asteroid and blow it up, I could be called into service. I could keep the propane tanks warm. I could be a hero.

[FiatLux]

Actually, hang on a second. Now that I think about it, if Billy Bob Thornton puts together a team of oil drillers to land on the asteroid and blow it up, I could be called into service. I could keep the propane tanks warm. I could be a hero.

President Musk accidentally cut funding for SpaceX. He thought it was for bird flu.

How are you going to get up there?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Actually, hang on a second. Now that I think about it, if Billy Bob Thornton puts together a team of oil drillers to land on the asteroid and blow it up, I could be called into service. I could keep the propane tanks warm. I could be a hero.

President Musk accidentally cut funding for SpaceX. He thought it was for bird flu.

How are you going to get up there?

We're fighting climate change. There is no budget when it comes to climate change.

[Sven Golly]

With the potential asteroid strike, earthquakes, and volcanoes, our little globe could be dealing with some massive disasters. Those, plus fires, hurricanes, etc.

Perfect time to fire a bunch of FEMA employees, or better yet, eliminate the entire agency.

Biden's FEMA would want to know how the asteroid voted...

[Diego in Seattle]

With the potential asteroid strike, earthquakes, and volcanoes, our little globe could be dealing with some massive disasters. Those, plus fires, hurricanes, etc.

Perfect time to fire a bunch of FEMA employees, or better yet, eliminate the entire agency.

Biden's FEMA would want to know how the asteroid voted...

Biden never withheld FEMA money because of the way a state voted.

Trump has (CA).

But go on regurgitating your One America talking points...

[Mikey]

MAGAts love the shiny objects bestowed upon them by their Dear Leader. So much so that they continue to clutch them even when they turn out to be Elmer’s paste.

[bungle clone]

fire from the sky! woooooooooo!



Bible says: wanna act like Sodom?

FAFO


mortal scum says: f*ck it let's murder babies and celebrate homo




Heaven replies:

[HighHard1]

Nothing like an asteroid or two to bring out the TDS here. What a bunch of humorless fucks.

[Diego in Seattle]

fire from the sky! woooooooooo!



Bible says: wanna act like Sodom?

FAFO


mortal scum says: f*ck it let's murder babies and celebrate homo




Heaven replies:

What does the Bible say about adultery?

Hint: Laviticus 20:10

And the MAGAts voted for a guy who committed adultery 3 times on his wives....

[Biggie]

What does the Bible say about adultery?

Hint: Laviticus 20:10

Sex sells, but I think a better line of attack might be graven images. Work something up and I’ll take a peek at it tomorrow.

[Smackie Chan]

What does the Bible say about adultery?

Hint: Laviticus 20:10

Where does God stand on misspelling?

[The Seer]

And you MAGAt's are fine with self-dealing corruption....

Clueless in Seattle writes that despite all the corruption and rot being exposed this past month and going forward...without your history of vomiting inanity in here, it would be shocking.

[Diego in Seattle]

And you MAGAt's are fine with self-dealing corruption....

Clueless in Seattle writes that despite all the corruption and rot being exposed this past month and going forward...without your history of vomiting inanity in here, it would be shocking.

All I've seen is links to postings on the dumpater social media platform that you immediately took as factual with zero evidence to back them up. Don't be so gullible, Seer Sucker (although there's a reason that Dump loves "the poorly educated."

[bungle clone]

What does the Bible say about adultery?

Hint: Laviticus 20:10

And the MAGAts voted for a guy who committed adultery 3 times on his wives....

Yeah, your whataboutism is kind of a stretch, but you are correct that Trump is no moral guide on that matter. But the thing is, legality of baby execution and rump ranging marriage are codified in earthly law in places. Adultery not so much.


As long as we're trafficking in whataboutisms, Trump's transgressions are small potatoes compared with that peasash*t King David:

David saw Bathsheba bathing from his palace roof.
David desired her and had her brought to his palace.
David had an affair with Bathsheba and she became pregnant.
David tried to cover his sin by having Uriah killed in battle.
David married Bathsheba after Uriah's death.

[Sudden Sam]

bc brings up an excellent point, Diego.

You’re all in on slaughtering human babies, but a guy stepping out on his wife gets your panties in a wad.

That’s some fucked up prioritization.

[Roux]

More slaughtering babies bullshit.

Clearly, the Bible doesn't have a problem with killing actual babies, and as far as abortion goes, Numbers 5:11-31 is the only time abortion is mentioned and it is a recipe on how to perform one.

And abortion has been performed for centuries, no big deal. Until fairly recently. You ever wonder why the change?

Read and learn.

[Sudden Sam]

The bible has zero bearing on my thinking. I’m not a Christian.

But I am a human being. And I find destroying human life disgusting.

[Biggie]

But I am a human being. And I find destroying human life disgusting.

Where are you on the death penalty

[Sudden Sam]

But I am a human being. And I find destroying human life disgusting.

Where are you on the death penalty

Not a fan. Lifelong incarceration is far more punishment.

[Innocent Bystander]

More slaughtering babies bullshit.

Clearly, the Bible doesn't have a problem with killing actual babies, and as far as abortion goes, Numbers 5:11-31 is the only time abortion is mentioned and it is a recipe on how to perform one.

And abortion has been performed for centuries, no big deal. Until fairly recently. You ever wonder why the change?

Read and learn.

Yep. OT God is a bipolar psychopath, not too far removed from Ba'al and Molech (and the Adversary), because they all got mushed together. When jewish persons who were assigned female at birth told the world practicing abortion was an expression of jewish religious freedom, they meant that from their chests.

NT God mellowed out after having to live life as a mortal, typical 'thousand miles in someone elses's shoes' stuff. NT God has the been the most dedicated to it, compared to other religions gods. It is what it is.

All of that to say, abortion stops a beating heart, but so do slaughterhouses. As long as folks are honest about what it is, and don't turn it into an 'I had seven abortions' contest, it is what it is.

[Innocent Bystander]

But I am a human being. And I find destroying human life disgusting.

Where are you on the death penalty

Not a fan. Lifelong incarceration is far more punishment.

You shouldn't be a fan because DNA is exposing how often juries and the courts have gotten it wrong.

[Roux]

death penalty

I was an official witness to Louisiana's last execution, that of Gerald Bordelon, about 15 years ago. I was sitting just a few feet from him, nothing but a glass window between us. That was quite an intense situation.

[mvscal]

death penalty

I was an official witness to Louisiana's last execution, that of Gerald Bordelon, about 15 years ago. I was sitting just a few feet from him, nothing but a glass window between us. That was quite an intense situation.

Probably not nearly as intense an experience as the victim of his rape/murder. Thanks for the courtesy flush.