Biden going prostrate over prostate

[Meat Head]

WASHINGTON — Former President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with an "aggressive form" of prostate cancer that has metastasized to the bone, his office said in a statement on Sunday."

https://www.ksl.com/article/51315259/fo ... ate-cancer

I wonder if he knows.

[Mikey]

Must have metastasized to his brain.

[Dr_Phibes]

Is he still going to run?

[Roux]

"Melania and I are saddened to hear about Joe Biden's recent medical diagnosis," he wrote, referring to first lady Melania Trump. "We extend our warmest and best wishes to Jill and the family, and we wish Joe a fast and successful recovery."

Props to whichever staffer wrote that.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Damn. That was a bad cold.

[FiatLux]

Maybe his brain is near his prostate?

[Softball Bat]

metastasized to the bone

Not a cousin of "stoned to the bone."

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Maybe his brain is near his prostate?

Pretty sure it was your brian near his prostate.

[FiatLux]

Maybe his brain is near his prostate?

Pretty sure it was your brian near his prostate.

Hilarious.

-Bob Hope

[HighPlainsGrifter]

My_Dead_Pool_Troll has Joe Biden in the DP. Stroke, August.

[Dr_Phibes]

My_Dead_Pool_Troll has Joe Biden in the DP. Stroke, August.

That's a longshot. Even if he does die, you'll have to come up with enough evidence for him to admit that he's dead.

[Carson]

Who knew that sniffing little girls causes spooge cancer.

[Biggie]

Who knew that sniffing little girls causes spooge cancer.

[88BuckeyeGrad]

First post I read on Reddit after the announcement:

The number of people carrying his casket will exceed the number of people who will admit to attending one of his campaign rallies.

[L45B]

Damn. That was a bad cold.

It would be nice if this was just some leftover jet lag but unfortunately this is very serious. We may not be seeing Joe doing interviews and press events for a while until he fully recovers.

[Diego in Seattle]

Prostate cancer is bad to the bone.

-G. Thorogood

[mvscal]

You don't "suddenly" discover you have metastatic prostate cancer. They have known for years. Certainly before 2020.

[The Seer]

You don't "suddenly" discover you have metastatic prostate cancer. They have known for years. Certainly before 2020.

Kind of like the sudden discovery of Biden's absence of mental acuity....

[Roux]

Douchbags will douchbag.

[The Seer]

Well....she IS a doctor, right?

[Mikey]

Well....she IS a doctor, right?

She has a PhD in something. More of a doctor than Trump’s Secretary of HHS.

[Diego in Seattle]

You don't "suddenly" discover you have metastatic prostate cancer. They have known for years. Certainly before 2020.

Kind of like the sudden discovery of Biden's absence of mental acuity....

Just like Reagan's sudden discovery of Alzheimer's....

[Dr_Phibes]

So how long has he actually been dead? This whole 'I am still alive' charade is just embarrassing for everyone.

[Mikey]

Douchbags will douchbag.

Stage 5?

I think Donny Jr and his entire family have Stage 10 dumbfuckism.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

My_Dead_Pool_Troll has Joe Biden in the DP. Stroke, August.

That's a longshot. Even if he does die, you'll have to come up with enough evidence for him to admit that he's dead.

Good point. This could be difficult. We can't use the voter rolls. Good chance Joe Biden continues to vote long after his corpse has stopped sniffing and groping.

[Mikey]

You don't "suddenly" discover you have metastatic prostate cancer. They have known for years. Certainly before 2020.

It does make one wonder. Some doctors think that checking your PSA after the age of 70 or so can be counterproductive due to the slow progression of PCa. You'll probably die of something else even if you have it. Elevated PSA can indicate other conditions besides cancer, and it's been felt for a while that, after a certain age, doing the PSA check before a positive DRE (i.e. the lump in the asshole) can lead to unnecessary treatment. Maybe they weren't checking anything else until the lump showed up.

Not something I agree with at all. I prefer to have all of the information that I can get.

Contrary to what a lot of people think, PCa almost never has any symptoms until it's already metastasized, and then it's pretty much too late to try and remove or cure it. You can only attempt to manage it. Men who have a hard time peeing usually have something else, like BPH (enlarged prostate) or maybe prostatitis. Not cancer. PSA can also rise because of either of these conditions. Get your PSA checked regularly. Even it it's somewhat high, it's not necessarily a big deal. If it starts to rise, then you need to go for the MRI and biopsy.

[FiatLux]

Stage 10 dumbfuckism.

That'll Rack.

I don't think there's a cure.

[Meat Head]

Word of a new book coming out this week about the Biden decline coverup. According to pravdaxxxx npr interview, the recent revelation is to get ahead of the book splash.

Or more likely they revealed his cancer to help hype the book.

https://www.npr.org/2025/05/19/nx-s1-53 ... iginal-sin

Either way they are a bunch of lying crooked cocksuckers.

[Mikey]

Word of a new book coming out this week about the Biden decline coverup. According to pravdaxxxx npr interview, the recent revelation is to get ahead of the book splash.

Or more likely they revealed his cancer to help hype the book.

https://www.npr.org/2025/05/19/nx-s1-53 ... iginal-sin

Either way they are a bunch of lying crooked cocksuckers.

Lying and crooked maybe.
Do you have any evidence of actual cocksucking?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Mikey wants a video? That's nasty, bro.

[The Seer]

Stage 10 dumbfuckism.

That'll Rack.

I don't think there's a cure.

Case closed.

[mvscal]

You don't "suddenly" discover you have metastatic prostate cancer. They have known for years. Certainly before 2020.

It does make one wonder. Some doctors think that checking your PSA after the age of 70 or so can be counterproductive due to the slow progression of PCa. You'll probably die of something else even if you have it. Elevated PSA can indicate other conditions besides cancer, and it's been felt for a while that, after a certain age, doing the PSA check before a positive DRE (i.e. the lump in the asshole) can lead to unnecessary treatment. Maybe they weren't checking anything else until the lump showed up.

Not something I agree with at all. I prefer to have all of the information that I can get.

For Joe Lunchbucket, sure. For a VP and President? No fucking way. And, yes, that is something that should have been disclosed. Surely you wouldn't vote for a 78 year old candidate that has had two brain aneurysms, is showing visible signs of dementia and has cancer? Oh, wait...that's exactly what you did.

"Sharp as a tack"

[Mikey]

Still a better candidate than Donnie Bone Spurs. Better an infirm 80 year old than a petulant ADHD three year old.

[Left Seater]

Be lucky enough to live long enough and Prostate Cancer will eventually get must dudes.

And Mikey’s last post is telling. Most of us don’t so much vote for a candidate as we vote against another candidate.

[mvscal]

Most of us don’t so much vote for a candidate as we vote against another candidate.

Nope. If I'm not down with the program, I'm not voting.