The Daily Crazy Mofo

[Diego in Seattle]

The family that slays together...Family version of TDCM.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-moth ... ting-plot/

I'm going to go out on a limb & suggest that it's not a great idea to sell tactical gear that fits a 13 year old. But of course this took place in the red, Pro-Life state of Texas....

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Go ahead and mark your BINGO cards.

[Sudden Sam]

Hiring help to move was insane considering what was in a box.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/crime/general ... r-AA1F0uvy



…deputies responded around 11 a.m. Friday to a home in the 4000 block of Tim Allen Court in Houston for a hit-and-run. Cops later tracked down the driver who fled the scene and he told them he saw a dead body at a home. He explained how a man, later identified as 36-year-old Steven Eberly, paid him to help move boxes and furniture from the home.

[Mikey]

Dude blew up an IVF fertility clinic in Palm Springs yesterday with a car bomb. One person was killed and several injured.

Apparently the one fatality was the perp, who was sitting in another car trying to livestream the explosion.


https://www.desertsun.com/live-story/ne ... 704200007/

[HighPlainsGrifter]

These TikTok pranks are getting out of hand.

[The Seer]

Mayor Pete's kid brother?

[Diego in Seattle]

Mayor Pete's kid brother?

More like Booby Jindal...

[Smackie Chan]

Hiring help to move was insane considering what was in a box.

A man in Texas is behind bars after he allegedly stabbed a contractor to death who was hired to do renovations on a home...in the 4000 block of Tim Allen Court

Home improvement on Tim Allen Court. Sounds about right.

[Diego in Seattle]

Hiring help to move was insane considering what was in a box.

A man in Texas is behind bars after he allegedly stabbed a contractor to death who was hired to do renovations on a home...in the 4000 block of Tim Allen Court

Home improvement on Tim Allen Court. Sounds about right.

Anyone know the whereabouts of Tim Allen's tv son?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

That dude looks like Thomas Winterton from the Skinwalker Ranch show.

[Mikey]

Anyone know the whereabouts of Tim Allen's tv son?

Last seen on Sesame Street with his BFF Ernie.

[mvscal]

Dude blew up an IVF fertility clinic in Palm Springs yesterday with a car bomb. One person was killed and several injured.

Apparently the one fatality was the perp, who was sitting in another car trying to livestream the explosion.


https://www.desertsun.com/live-story/ne ... 704200007/

Another MK Ultra pencil neck. I'm sure he was "on the FBI's radar" as well.

[mvscal]

Mayor Pete's kid brother?

More like Booby Jindal...

Muh whatabout!!!

Jesus fucking christ, you suck.

[The Seer]

Man is mauled to death and EATEN by pet lion days after buying the beast to keep in his back garden

A man was mauled to death and eaten by his pet lion just days after buying the beast to keep in his back garden.

A resident of Najaf, southern Iraq, was horrifically attacked by the predator before it consumed most of his body on Thursday.

'Today in a garden in the city of Kufa in Najaf, a citizen was attacked by a lion in his own garden and died immediately,' Mufid Tahir, spokesperson for the Najaf Police, told local news site Rudaw.

He added that because the lion had eaten a large portion of the man's body, and because the animal refused to leave the remains, it had to be killed.





https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... arden.html

[mvscal]

He should have started with a cat. He might have understood that a 300# pound one is not very good idea.

[L45B]

He added that because the lion had eaten a large portion the lion’s share of the man's body, and because the animal refused to leave the remains, it had to be killed.

/enhanced

[Mikey]

Sounds like a murder coverup to me.

Man buys lion; kills his business partner; dresses dead partner in his clothes; feeds partner to the lion; disappears with all the cash and jewelry.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Can we get a Through A Lion's Eyes troll up in this?

[Felix]

He should have started with a cat. He might have understood that a 300# pound one is not very good idea.

this tip presented by the safety committee at "Live Better By Using Common Sense"

[Roux]

Makes me remember when my mother was hunting kudu in Africa, and then came upon a lion feeding. Lion was not pleased that his meal was interrupted, and charged my mother. She had time to get one shot off, and thankfully she had a good aim.

Mr. Aqil Fakhr al-Din has learned to not be around lions without a .460 Weatherby Mag.

88, if you happen to read this, I shot it once and only once, when I was about 20 years old. Never again, an absolute cannon.

[HighHard1]

Makes me remember when my mother was hunting kudu in Africa, and then came upon a lion feeding. Lion was not pleased that his meal was interrupted, and charged my mother. She had time to get one shot off, and thankfully she had a good aim.

Mr. Aqil Fakhr al-Din has learned to not be around lions without a .460 Weatherby Mag.

88, if you happen to read this, I shot it once and only once, when I was about 20 years old. Never again, an absolute cannon.

Your mom sounds like Francis Macomber's wife.

[Roach]

Makes me remember when my mother was hunting kudu in Africa, and then came upon a lion feeding. Lion was not pleased that his meal was interrupted, and charged my mother. She had time to get one shot off, and thankfully she had a good aim.

Mr. Aqil Fakhr al-Din has learned to not be around lions without a .460 Weatherby Mag.

88, if you happen to read this, I shot it once and only once, when I was about 20 years old. Never again, an absolute cannon.

Your mom sounds like Francis Macomber's wife.

Hopefully Roux's dad's happy life will/was be a lot longer than Francis.

[The Seer]

He added that because the lion had eaten a large portion of the man's body, and because the animal refused to leave the remains, it had to be killed.

They could've waited the lion out...all animals take a dump eventually.

[mvscal]

Makes me remember when my mother was hunting kudu in Africa, and then came upon a lion feeding. Lion was not pleased that his meal was interrupted, and charged my mother. She had time to get one shot off, and thankfully she had a good aim.

Mr. Aqil Fakhr al-Din has learned to not be around lions without a .460 Weatherby Mag.

88, if you happen to read this, I shot it once and only once, when I was about 20 years old. Never again, an absolute cannon.

What the fuck? Was she hunting rhinos? That's a lot of gun for a large antelope.

[Roux]

She did get a rhino but not on that trip, at least if memory serves me right. Kudu get pretty big, not as big as a rhino, but maybe 3x the size of a deer.

She hunted a lot over the years, and when in doubt, she used bigger not smaller rifles. She's in the record books quite a few times.

[Diego in Seattle]

Makes me remember when my mother was hunting kudu in Africa, and then came upon a lion feeding. Lion was not pleased that his meal was interrupted, and charged my mother. She had time to get one shot off, and thankfully she had a good aim.

Mr. Aqil Fakhr al-Din has learned to not be around lions without a .460 Weatherby Mag.

88, if you happen to read this, I shot it once and only once, when I was about 20 years old. Never again, an absolute cannon.

Your mom sounds like Francis Macomber's wife.

Nah...more like Heather Gummer.

[mvscal]

They aren't nearly as big as moose. I could be wrong, but I haven't heard of anyone hunting moose with an elephant gun before.

[Roux]

story

[Mikey]

I like the idea but could come up with much better alternatives to metal and meth.

[FiatLux]

Annie Knight hospitalized after having sex with 583 men in six hours





https://thetab.com/2025/05/21/behind-th ... -challenge

https://7news.com.au/news/aussie-onlyfa ... c-18777460

[HighHard1]

A 'heated dispute over livestock.' You don't say.

https://kimatv.com/news/nation-world/fl ... ay-23-2025#

[Mikey]

A 'heated dispute over livestock.' You don't say.

https://kimatv.com/news/nation-world/fl ... ay-23-2025#

Thanks for this. I just got some ideas about how to deal with my next door neighbor’s barking dog.

[Roux]

Easy way to deal with neighbor's dog, get one of these and hang it in a tree, looks like a birdhouse. I had one at my former home here, and also at our villa in Mexico. The yapping pretty much stopped in 2 or 3 days in both places.

[Mikey]

I got one of those electronic varmint repellers once, but it wasn't disguised. Just a green plastic box, with adjustable frequency for small to large animals, stuck in the ground on a spike. A few days after I turned it on I got a call from the neighbor complaining that it was bothering his wife, who was doing some work in the yard. I guess I shouldn't have set it for 250 lb and up (the dog is basically a wiener dog).

I may give the bird house a try. If they complain again I'll just tell them to control their fucking dog.

[Roux]

Humans could not hear the version that I had. It sent some ultra high pitched noise whenever a dog barked, they learned to quit doing that.

[The Seer]

Minnesota liberal loons.

Come July, Keys Will Be De Facto Illegal In Minnesota

Come July, common keys for houses, cars, boats, and motorcycles will be illegal in Minnesota, save for uncertain intervention from the state Legislature.

That's when the state's ban on the manufacture, sale, or import of keys, toys, dishes, and other common items containing more than a tiny percentage of lead or cadmium goes into effect.

Locksmiths have been warning that the state's lead ban will outlaw most of the products they sell. Alternative metals would require lengthy and expensive transition to using less functional materials, they say.

"Approximately 75 percent of all products that we stock have become prohibited for sale," said Rob Justen of Doyle Security Products.

"Aluminum is too brittle," another locksmith told Valley News Live. "It breaks instead of bends, and it's not as easily machined as brass is. The same problem with steel, it rusts and it's much harder to machine."

Supporters of the lead ban argue that weakening the standards for keys undermines the law's purpose of protecting children from harm.

"As parents know, kids put keys in their mouth," Rep. Rick Hansen (DFL–South St. Paul), the author of the lead ban, told Axios in April.

https://reason.com/2025/05/23/come-july ... minnesota/

[mvscal]

story

Well...somewhat unconventional perhaps. Could be even be viewed as romantic from the perspective of brain-fried tweakers

[bungle clone]

" Mayonnaise request may have led to Checkers employee shooting, killing customer"


Daily crazy? Or run of the mill same old? Vid is 2:45 long.

[HighHard1]

TDCM pouring pickle juice and hot sauce on puppy she injured.

https://kimatv.com/news/nation-world/pi ... ay-26-2025#

[HighHard1]

King County Assessor = Stalker guy.

https://mynorthwest.com/local/king-coun ... or/4093657

For those of you scoring at home, what the most surprising part of this story? It's not the mayor of Seattle, who once held a gun on a pregnant woman in a road rage incident (channeling his inner G. Floyd) saying that the behavior of stalker guy disqualifies him from public service.