Who fucked Russ from Sac-Town's girl???

[Adelpiero]

One of the other funny moments was when NoCal was in the backyard sitting on FUBU's lap while Russ was inside the house posting on SCIII with some of the other guys. Pussy v. Internet. Priorities, bro...priorities. FUBU may be a retard, but at least he was drinking beer and working on some OPP while Russ was posting on a message board...at a party at Russ's house

this quote says it all, he has a party, yet he can't get away from posting on a message board. buwahahahahahaha!

[Van]

Adel, to be fair, it was after all a Troll Stop...

Among other things Russ was posting to Iaa, thanking him for the "Troll Stop" cups Iaa sent for the occasion...

Basically everybody who was there that night got on the 'puter at some point to recount their version of what was going on, including R-Jack.

Besides, if you've ever seen or heard NoCal you ought to be congratulating Russ for his ingenius scheme to foist NoCal on FUBU, thus ridding himself of that nonsense...

[KC Scott]

Besides, if you've ever seen or heard NoCal you ought to be congratulating Russ for his ingenius scheme to foist NoCal on FUBU, thus ridding himself of that nonsense...

So how smart was it of him to let her dig in to begin with?

Jus' saying that shacking up with some fat skank he met on a smackboard would'nt nominate him for a Nobel prize.

[Atomic Punk]

Russ is a very good dude and he got fucked over by a fucked up chick. I'd do anything in my power to help that nigga out if he asked. I don't have much to help with at this time, but a good dude like that always gets a brother's help if needed.

You guys ripping on him are fine to do so. Hell, ripping on me is actually refreshing as it makes me laugh at myself.

IC is a fool and always will be one. No fixing that pile of shit.

[Van]

K.C., no disagreement there.

After meeting the two of them I left their place wondering what in the hell a good, solid guy like Russ was doing living with a feckless dirigible like Nocal...

[KC Scott]

K.C., no disagreement there.

After meeting the two of them I left their place wondering what in the hell a good, solid guy like Russ was doing living with a feckless dirigible like Nocal...

My guess would be low self of steam.
Seen it happen to a few dudes - mainly beacuse they just don't have the confidence to do better.

[Atomic Punk]

No idea either. Russ is a good dude and somehow got caught up with her. IC cock-blocked him and that's the dealio. Hell, even OmegaVerb would fly out to see her. Talk about internet love shit.....

[Van]

She must give one helluva good hummer and scream out in Portuguese that she desparately "WANTS IT IN THE ASS RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU WILD STALLION!!", is my guess.

I can't imagine any other reason that that chick could engender such incongruous behavior from guys...

[Cuda]

Hell, even OmegaVerb would fly out to see her. Talk about internet love shit.....

What would she do, strap on a dildo & assfuck him?

[Dinsdale]

RACK M2-btw.

Dude doesn't have a lot of time, so he plays to the cheap pile-on, drops one post, and calls it a week.

Well played.

[Variable]

Hell, even OmegaVerb would fly out to see her. Talk about internet love shit.....

Yet another example of her tossing Adonis references at average dudes. Sadly, well, not really :D , she appears to be nothing more than a textbook attention whore.

Smack aside, Russ did seem to be a solid guy and was a great host, but a pile-on is no place for truth, compliments or honest assessments. Focus, people...FOCUS!! :D

[ElvisMonster]

... I guarantee you that no matter the embarrassments that beset Russ out of this deal he still ultimately came out the winner.

Yeah, I know that every time I read one of Russ's takes I'm all like "What a winner this guy is." But then I usually roll my eyes really big.

As far as Russ being a "nice guy" and a "great host", anybody that lets you bang their old lady and drink their beer when you come over will probably score pretty high in both of those catagorize. However, I've got a feeling that they'll get deductions in "self respect" and "backbone".

Where is Russ, anyway? I've noticed that sperm belching pussy has avoided this thread like it's a Discover Card statement. HELLO?!?!?

[DMike316]

Where is Russ, anyway?

FUBU told him that he was out of beer at the house so he had to run out and re-stock the 'fridge. After that he'll be washing out FUBU's used rubbers for him so FUBU can not wear one whilst laying the wood to his old lady.

Sounds like a great guy to me.

[Van]

EM, in this case...

"Winner"=rid of NoCal.

Btw, I never drank any of his beer and I sure as hell didn't bang his old lady yet I still considered him to be a good host and a good guy.

Your Discovery Card statement made me laugh out loud though...

:-)

[DMike316]

I sure as hell didn't bang his old lady yet

4 hour wait from this point.

[Variable]

Fat Thighs
("Landslide" by Fleetwood Mac)

NoCal took her clothes off and threw ‘em down
Hardly the first time she’d fooled around
And saw Fubu’s erection and his plaque-covered grille
But her fat thighs brought it down

Oh, she’s not fat she’s just big-boned
Can his rod be resurrected when he’s stoned
Can she defibb his penis with a 9-volt
Will he choke when he’s needed like Manning’s Colts

Well, she’s been afraid of changing but she needs someone to use
Strange cock makes you bolder
Russ is getting older
His FICA’s getting lower too
His FICA’s getting lower too

Well, she’s been afraid of changing but she needs someone to use
Strange cock makes you bolder
Russ is getting older
His FICA’s getting lower too
His FICA’s getting lower too

So, she points her gizzard at FubuClown
Opens her piss flaps and she sprays him down
And if he got an erection and he wanted you still
Would your fat thighs bring it down
If he had a four-hour erection from the little blue pill,
Would your fat thighs bring it down

[Cuda]

Does Nocal have "Hold on to hand rails & keep safety belt fastened at all time while the ride is in motion" tattooed on her ass?

[Variable]

"Please pay cashier before pumping"

[ElvisMonster]

So, she points her gizzard at FubuClown
Opens her piss flaps and she sprays him down

Props to Variable for making me throw up in my mouth.

[Van]

Variable, congrats. Five years here, and that is probably my all time favorite song parody.

"His FICA's getting lower too
His FICA's getting lower too"

Excellent.

[TheTrolls.NetOWNER]

So, she points her gizzard at FubuClown
Opens her piss flaps and she sprays him down

Props to Variable for making me throw up in my mouth.

We probably all need to kill ourselves after reading and contemplating this thread....

[socal]

For the record, I too have met Russ at a different troll stop, and can vouch for Van that he's a decent peep despite being a Giant fan. Though I wasn't at this particular get together, I'd doubt he would have stood by idly pounding his keyboard if he knew about the shenanigans going on.

Oh, and rack Variable.

[Cuda]

^^^ What, so that means we can't laugh at him for being a cuckold, AND having it put on his plastic?

[Van]

^^^^^ Possibly the first ever use of the expression "cuckold" on these boards.

Sweet.

[socal]

^^^ What, so that means we can't laugh at him for being a cuckold, AND having it put on his plastic?

You can't be a cuckold if you don't know.

Not saying this pile-on wasn't a trip down memory lane that lacked the funnay.

[socal]

^^^^^ Possibly the first ever use of the expression "cuckold" on these boards.

Sweet.

Takes one to know one?

:twisted:

[Van]

You just be careful on your Yosemite trip, there...You just keep en eye out for Biff, The Camp Manager, when your wife inexplicably needs to "pop on out to use the potty" for the fourth time in five hours...

[socal]

Suddenly South Beach isn't looking so bad.

[Van]

You'll still have to sweat Pablo, The Cabana Boy...

[socal]

You'll still have to sweat Pablo, The Cabana Boy...

Personal recommendation?

[Van]

Personal recommendation?

Okay...

Beat your wife to the punch. Just go ahead and do Pablo yourself. He's very likely got his hot ass sister Maria working as a maid elsewhere in the resort and she's always up for anything once Pablo recommends you to her....so, you'll have that going for you.

Meanwhile, Pablo's used to doting on gringo vacationers and he's got some wicked oral skeeelz, skeeels that your wife likely long ago buried in the bottom shelf of her nightstand beneath the dildos, Astro Glide and the "Planning Your Retirement: Fun & Sweaty IRA Strategies" pamphlets...

Go ahead and live a little, since you already took a pass on getting a GSX-R.

[Cripple Fight]

Beat your wife

Save your Blondiebabe emails, I'm not reading them.

[socal]

Since you've told us all about Pablo's skills, and other sordid details, I'll assume you got your money's worth in South Beach.

Now about that GSX-R...

[Van]

Dude, I'm just lookin' out for ya'.

I want to see you live a little before you completely give in to shoes with velcro closures, pants with stretchy waists and veins in your legs that look like a Billy Idol song.

[Variable]

Beat your wife

Save your Blondiebabe emails, I'm not reading them.

Sure, she's not the best mother on the planet, but man does that lady know how to take a punch.

[Cripple Fight]

Lucky for her.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Beat your wife

Save your Blondiebabe emails, I'm not reading them.

Sure, she's not the best mother on the planet, but man does that lady know how to take a punch.

:roll:

[Variable]

Save your Blondiebabe emails, I'm not reading them.

Sure, she's not the best mother on the planet, but man does that lady know how to take a punch.

:roll:

I know...I know...Israel gave her the black eye.

Shouldn't you be spelunking her guano cave right about now?

[Cripple Fight]

Israel gave her the black eye.

Was that his name?

[Adelpiero]

Adel, to be fair, it was after all a Troll Stop...

Among other things Russ was posting to Iaa, thanking him for the "Troll Stop" cups Iaa sent for the occasion...

Basically everybody who was there that night got on the 'puter at some point to recount their version of what was going on, including R-Jack.

Besides, if you've ever seen or heard NoCal you ought to be congratulating Russ for his ingenius scheme to foist NoCal on FUBU, thus ridding himself of that nonsense...

how sad. Who gives a fuck if it is a troll stop, the time is meant on meeting,talking, and drinking, not pounding on the keyboard telling everyone your at Baces house. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


For christs sake, could they have put away the computers and party for atleast 1 night? Extremely sad.