What rapper would you compare your team to?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:16 pm

Somebody took the time to write this shit up. If you like, or even know a bit about rap, this is some funny shit.

Some examples...

Tulsa/R. Kelly

If you know what Tulsa's nickname is, this should require no further explanation.

Ohio State/50 Cent

True, they get results, but they also get results in a way that makes them nearly impossible to like. Have been known to cause Joey to go on hysteric-filled rants.

Tennesee/Nas

No matter how much they publicly embarass themselves, they've always got that one title to fall back on, ending any discussion. Usually manages to piss off everyone at some point.

Florida A&M/Gucci Mane

Took a sniff at going major, and then it was over before it even began.

http://sexy-results.blogspot.com/2005/0 ... ritms.html

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:51 pm

FSU/ 2 Pac

Gang-related. Out of habit, people feel the need to bring them up in discussions of who's the best, but when you look back at it, you forget that while developing the Thug Life template, their legacy does not stack up with their actual accomplishments. Associated with delusions of grandeur.

Uggghhhhhh............................RACK

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:51 pm

Mich State/ George Michael

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:25 pm

BYU - Eminem

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:01 pm

Yeah... I liked the OU / Dr Dre one myself...

"I'm a giant, and I won't moved unless I'm revoked..."

(And I'll go ahead and get this in before anybody else does... "Does that make us revokers? Sin, USC. Ha, ha motherfuckers.)

the_ouskull

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:09 pm

Until now, I thought Pete Carrol was sort of a dick for running up the score the way he did.

Now I understand completely

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:15 pm

I dont think the Trojans ran the score up much, OU just kept giving them the ball, is Pete going to ask his team to not try? the starters were out of there very early in the game

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:17 pm

SoCalTrjn wrote:the starters were out of there very early in the 4th quarter

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:15 pm

LL Cool J (Oklahoma)

ever hear "mamma said knock you out?"

"DON'T CALL IT A COME BACK, I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS!!!!"

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:57 pm

the starters, for the most part, left the game with the score 55-10

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:00 pm

Miami - Old Dirty Bastard

RedHerring · Post by **RedHerring** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:08 am

Nebraska-The fatboys?