Jackass Call out thread:

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:11 pm

Updated 8-8-05 @ Midnight

1. Redheaded Stepchildren - Red
2. Shamu Crew - orcinus
8. Crumplers - PISC
12. Bruisers - Neely
14. Lyin’ Libs - BSmack

TBD:
16. DallasFanatic

Jim in Philly and E Monster Both in - Welcome aboard New Jackasses!

August 10 is the Due Date

If your name's on here and you'r Not gonna play (or have your $$$ in by Wednesday) leave a message so DF can get in

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:18 am

If your name's on here and you'r Not gonna play (or have your $$$ in by Wednesday) leave a message so DF can get in...

DF doesn't have to wait. If he sends in his entry fee he's in, like I posted weeks ago.

Midway down the first page.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 20&start=0

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:29 am

Deadlines are meant to be broken. I thought initially that an 8/10 deadline was being overly optimistic, since the draft isn't until 8/31.

I propose that we extend the deadlone for entry fee's until 8/24

We knew this was going to happen.

Oh, and Cosmo...get the fuck out of the JFFL thread that concerns a dipshit like you nada.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:32 am

I propose that we extend the deadlone for entry fee's until 8/24

Isn't that what you did last season Wags?

Live & Learn.

The deadline isn't being extended.....

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:50 am

Joe in PB wrote:
I propose that we extend the deadlone for entry fee's until 8/24
Isn't that what you did last season Wags?

What I did?

I don't remember, but whatever WE did, resulted in a full league of 16 teams.

The deadline isn't being extended.....

I'll put you down for a "Nay" vote then, Joebeancounter.

Know your role.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:11 am

Of course extending the deadline until a week before the draft will probably mean we'll have to scramble to fill a hole or two just days before the draft. In other words the same predicament as last season.

Don't keep putting your finger in the light socket Wags. Live & Learn.

If we have to do any scrambling, it will be weeks not days before the draft.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:52 am

Scott Call Out Thread

You gonna run this league or what? Doesnt make a shit too me if you do or not. You can, I can, someone else can, but I be damned if you are gonna punk the shit out of me, and everyone else again.

Where the fuck did you finish last season? Top 100? Top 50? For all of Yahoo?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:14 am

Joe speaketh the truth Wags. It was a cluster fuck with Duane's buddy and Ghost_knife neither making the finish line and a very stressed Orcinus beaching himself on the sand dunes at Bass Pro for a week.

Don't wanna have to see that Soap opera play again.

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Dave, I finished 80 something, thanks for remembering the football genius that is me.

I'm not seeing a link, ID or password for a Salary Cap game and if the callout is for me to set it up, well your gonna have to go Shrubb and keep dialing.

As returning champion, I think I get to forego actually having to do any set up work, and to be honest my ass is dragging from the travel, the job, getting shit ready to coach my kids teams, 2 fantasy leagues and feeding my new day trading jones.

Get it set up and I'll play, only beacuse you asked so nicely.

BTW - your boy start practicing yet?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:54 pm

The check hit the mailbox yesterday. Should be in Cali in 1-2 days.

Oh, and the proper name for team 14 is The Terrible Beagles.

Fear the Beagle.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:43 pm

BSmack wrote: Oh, and the proper name for team 14 is The Terrible Beagles.

You can call it whatever you want, but trust me when I tell you that from this point on your team will be known as the "Lying Libs".........

Sorry, this is a tough bunch.........

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:05 pm

Felix wrote:
BSmack wrote: Oh, and the proper name for team 14 is The Terrible Beagles.
You can call it whatever you want, but trust me when I tell you that from this point on your team will be known as the "Lying Libs".........

Sorry, this is a tough bunch.........

Pinky, I've had more gloss directed at me than most. I've forgotten most of it. This to will pass.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:29 pm

BSmack wrote:

Fear the Beagle.

Less fear and more LMAO...I want to see a Chiefs helmet and jersey on one of orc's doxies. That might be more hilarious.

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:13 am

That dog sucks, at least Faust can get all four off the floor by sportin wood

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:28 am

KC Scott wrote:Dave, I finished 80 something, thanks for remembering the football genius that is me.

I'm not seeing a link, ID or password for a Salary Cap game and if the callout is for me to set it up, well your gonna have to go Shrubb and keep dialing.

As returning champion, I think I get to forego actually having to do any set up work, and to be honest my ass is dragging from the travel, the job, getting shit ready to coach my kids teams, 2 fantasy leagues and feeding my new day trading jones.

Get it set up and I'll play, only beacuse you asked so nicely.

BTW - your boy start practicing yet?

Scott, you now have a LINK and a password. Champ status that you currently enjoy may continue for another, but not if I have anything to say about it.

As for both of my boys..... yea..... they just finished day 7 of practice. Oklahoma drills were a lot of fun tonight. (Bull in the ring, tomorrow night.) As of this moment, this coach is scratching his head. 6 straight up studs at rb, 4 at wr, and 4 at qb. We also have 4 decent O-linemen. Did I mention that we only have 18 kids on the team? Did I also mention that their are only 8 boys that like to play defense ?

Id bore you with more details, but Im gonna hit the rack.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:11 am

ok Bill

that's 2 shots @ the breadbasket that were not exactly necessary.

clean it up please....and thank you.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:43 pm

Postamrked today. Hopefully that is acceptable to all....

Red · Post by **Red** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:55 pm

Any word from PISC or DF?