Which one of you is this guy?

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:29 pm

[web]http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333[/web]

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:21 pm

During sentencing, it would be important to factor in the following:

1. Which sport did he want to watch?
2. Was the home team involved?
3. Regular season/pre-season?
4. Regular season/playoffs?
5. How long been married?

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:40 pm

she was 10 years older than the gigalo too, he should have made it look like an accident, tell her to wrap up in a blanket and go down stairs to cuddle on the couch, then push her ass down the stairs

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:41 pm

i could just watch that avatar all day

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:45 pm

This one's easy.

skull

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:52 pm

Well guys, I'm writing this post from jail. I guess all of you should know the actual story though. See, one night, after sexin' up the lil' lady, I was watching a tape of the 2001 Orange Bowl and enjoying a tasty Natty Light. Well, the girl starts talking to me about "old games" and how she'd much rather watch the 2005 Orange Bowl.

I didn't mean to hit her at first, but, rather, myself, because she reminded me about that game that I'd managed to forget ever happened, but, in my drunken stupor, I missed and hit her... 70 times.

I hope that all of you will testify on my behalf.

At least it wasn't a phonebook.

the_oujailbird

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:32 pm

Rack skull.

Watch yer cornhole bud.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:42 pm

Jimmy Medalions wrote:Rack skull.

Watch yer cornhole bud.

Still has one after the Orange Bowel?

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:05 pm

seems like dude wanted to watch Tyson highlights on SportsCenter and not even an actual game/event

RedHerring · Post by **RedHerring** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:33 am

what was he thinking?? They don't get gameplan or the NFL package on death Row..

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:38 pm

the_ouskull wrote:Well guys, I'm writing this post from jail. I guess all of you should know the actual story though. See, one night, after sexin' up the lil' lady, I was watching a tape of the 2001 Orange Bowl and enjoying a tasty Natty Light. Well, the girl starts talking to me about "old games" and how she'd much rather watch the 2005 Orange Bowl.

I didn't mean to hit her at first, but, rather, myself, because she reminded me about that game that I'd managed to forget ever happened, but, in my drunken stupor, I missed and hit her... 70 times.

I hope that all of you will testify on my behalf.

At least it wasn't a phonebook.

the_oujailbird

WAR resetting your own stuff

At Large · Post by **At Large** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 9:31 pm

So will he kill his gay lover in jail because he wants to watch sports after sex when all his lover wanted was a reacharound? Me thinks this guy needs some anger therapy, but I'm sure a nice shower rape will cure that...

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:29 am

Hi, I'm your new cell mate...
Phillip McCavity and this is my friend...Ben Dover.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:49 am

Laxplayer wrote:Hi, I'm your new cell mate...
Phillip McCavity and this is my friend...Ben Dover.

Tomorrow in the yard, you'll be meeting my friend Haywood Jablowme.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:09 pm

When do I get to meet your friend, Lame Jokes? :D He seems to be making a few appearances on this thread, but I don't think I've been formally introduced.

the_ouskull

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:26 pm

I'll admit it. I was drunk when I posted that.

GreginPG · Post by **GreginPG** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:46 pm

Jimmy Medalions wrote:I'll admit it. I was drunk when I posted that.

No way! Really?

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:21 am

Jimmy, drunk...? No!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:04 am

Doesn't happen all too often, but ya. Moment of weakness I guess.

:roll: x 1,000,000

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:44 am

Hey I have two criteria for drinking. Only do it on days that end in day or on days that begin with "T." Today and tomorrow. Other than that, I abstain.