Thanks for everything....I'm OUT.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:39 am

Yeah, we've had some laughs I'm sure, and there are definitely some dumbfucks here.
Now it's time I turn the page on this episode in my life, seeing as though I have made some decisions in my life (partially "faith based"...settle down, idiots) that probably won't allow me to hang with you mongoloids anymore. Suffice to say, I'm putting my money were my mouth is.
I'm putting up instead of shutting up.

This is hard for me, but I know I'll always have the great memories of running tards, and yes, being run. You all know me as Martyred, and I've always been Martyred. I've never trolled under any other nic, save my previous incarnation on SCIII/ Hostboard as Special Kid.
I've always tried to use humour as much as contraversy while stirring the smack stew, and I'd like to possibly be remembered as someone who wasn't entirely unreadable.

Now I'd like to make some acknowledgements.
Firstly, the folks who made this place worth visiting, and brought something, and who I genuinely enjoyed interacting with...

B_Smack
Tom in Va
mvscal
Dr_Phibes
Grandpa Cobra
variable
Sun Coast Sooner
Bace
dins
DrDetroit
At Large
ChargerMike
SYNW
mothster
Diogenes
Mikey
WarWagon
Miss D
Luther

Everyone else is beneath my contempt, and can go swallow a couple of 5.56's, and don't call me in the morning. Unless I forgot you, then I'm sorry.
I regret I never met any of you, as I think we'd actually have some laughs in real life.
(I might surprise you!) :wink:

You all be cool, and remember, beyond the smack, we're just good friends.

My faith in God shall comfort me, and I wish hapiness to you and your families.

Peace.....

...and...

L8.

Marty

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:55 am

Well that's just fucking great.

So who is left to compare Bolivarian notes with? I mean, it's not like anyone else here even knows where the fuck Venezuela is.

:?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:55 am

Godspeed dude. Thanks for the stimulating conversations/posts and good luck in your quest.

Best regards back atcha.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:55 am

Phibes,

I'm a quick study. I'll try and assist.

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:28 am

Lying CS Troll Wrote:
Now it's time I turn the page on this episode in my life, seeing as though I have made some decisions in my life ( "faith based")

Your welcome, good luck with that, good riddens, and thanks for finally pissing off.
You won't be missed, next time don't take so long, if you would of just left without making a production out of it no one would of noticed, and thanks for finally pissing off.
Lose the key, break your keyboard, rip off your lips, and those around you will be all the better for it, and thanks for finally pissing off.
This earth is over stuffed with your kind, do it a favor and off yourself, if you don't leave a note no one will notice, if you leave a note no one will care, and thanks again for finally pissing off.

RACK the door.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:18 pm

Don't let the door hit your jew-hating ass on the way out, tard.

This board's average I.Q. will jump up 40 points after you leave. Well, it will until you start using your other trolls and start posting again..

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:31 pm

Another good poster outed, this time by himself.

How sad... bring in the next nut ball aplicant. ;)

Dr_Phibes wrote:Well that's just fucking great.

So who is left to compare Bolivarian notes with? I mean, it's not like anyone else here even knows where the fuck Venezuela is.

:?

Venezueela is the second most northern country in Sout America. It is just slightly double the size of the state of California. It's two most predonimnent geographical features are the Andes Mountains and the Maracaibo Lowlands. It borders three independent seperate countries to the south, east, and west, and also borders the Carribean and North Atlantic ocean. It's most predominant natural resource is Petro but also has large reserves of Natural Gas, Iron Ore, and Diamonds (I think I am leaving something out here but it is't cocaine or coffee). The countries world famous Angel Falls is the world's highest water Falls (and extremly beautiful by the way but Niagra it is not). It has a tropical climate for the most part but for part of the year the high altitude areas are very moderate.

I can't spell for shit but I competed in the national Geography Bee in D.C. when I was younger.

fix · Post by **fix** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:41 pm

Best of luck in all your future endeavours Marty

If you get bored or feel the urge to enlighten a couple of tards, you know where to find Hap and tl.

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:08 pm

Otis Wrote:
If you get bored or feel the urge to enlighten a couple of tards, you know where to find Hap and tl.

No Prob, Martyredass.
If Hap or I ever want to be enlightened on the best way to take a D up the A we can always ask Otis.

BTW:

OTTAWA - The husband of Canada's future governor-general once refused to dismiss the work of a writer who said federal agents -- not FLQ kidnappers -- murdered Quebec Cabinet minister Pierre Laporte during the 1970 October Crisis.

I didn't think it possible, but this bitch looks like she could be even more of a liberal clue_out than your Queen Adrienne.

Thanks be to your Mr. Martin once again.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:42 pm

Martyred wrote:contraversy

I know spelling smack ain't all that fresh, but good lord. :o

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:32 pm

Pretty incoherant, huh? :wink:

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:44 pm

tough love wrote:
Lying CS Troll Wrote:
Now it's time I turn the page on this episode in my life, seeing as though I have made some decisions in my life ( "faith based")
Your welcome, good luck with that, good riddens, and thanks for finally pissing off.
You won't be missed, next time don't take so long, if you would of just left without making a production out of it no one would of noticed, and thanks for finally pissing off.
Lose the key, break your keyboard, rip off your lips, and those around you will be all the better for it, and thanks for finally pissing off.
This earth is over stuffed with your kind, do it a favor and off yourself, if you don't leave a note no one will notice, if you leave a note no one will care, and thanks again for finally pissing off.

RACK the door.

Rack tough love.

Miss Demeanor · Post by **Miss Demeanor** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:59 pm

Sorry to see you go, but you'll always be welcome back Marty.

L8s

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:14 pm

Miss Demeanor wrote:Sorry to see you go, but you'll always be welcome back Marty.

L8s

Ditto.

Always one of the more entertaining of the politicos around here.

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:13 am

I miss him already. :(

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:52 am

tough love wrote:
Otis Wrote:
If you get bored or feel the urge to enlighten a couple of tards, you know where to find Hap and tl.
No Prob, Martyredass.
If Hap or I ever want to be enlightened on the best way to take a D up the A we can always ask Otis.

BTW:

OTTAWA - The husband of Canada's future governor-general once refused to dismiss the work of a writer who said federal agents -- not FLQ kidnappers -- murdered Quebec Cabinet minister Pierre Laporte during the 1970 October Crisis.

I didn't think it possible, but this bitch looks like she could be even more of a liberal clue_out than your Queen Adrienne.

Thanks be to your Mr. Martin once again.

Rack TL!

Considering the gLiberals have the founder of the Bloc in their fold, it sin't surprising at all.

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:30 pm

Odds are in PM Martins' favor that he will eventually make a poli_decision which does not just make personal sense.

Go Federal Government Of Canada.

Btw..Is it just me, or is that bitch real hard to look at?
That pic suggests what I could only imagine a deadly sin would look like.

Me thinks by now, Otis has prolly dusted off his pope more than once to it. :twisted:

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:50 pm

tough love wrote:
Me thinks by now, Otis has prolly dusted off his pope more than once to it. :twisted:

Well, by now he must be getting bored doing so to his Paul Martin photo.

Variable · Post by **Variable** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:05 pm

As much of you might hate to admit it (as I do), every board needs someone like Marty. Though I rarely, if ever, agreed with him, his responses were always well thought out in the ways that they supported his warped views, and he had the ability to make you think about your opinion a bit, even if it was clear that you were right.

I'm not surprised that I made your list of people you enjoyed yakking with, as I'm pretty much the easiest person on the planet to troll.

Good luck, dude.

Marty. He was a dick, but he was our dick. Wait...that sounded really bad.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:16 pm

Say it ain't so Marty...As has already been eluded to, you best not reply to Marty without doing your homework. A different point of view for sure, but presented intelligently.

I'm not ashamed to admit I was a poor match for Marty's knowledge of events and history outside the U.S. of A. Nontheless, I enjoyed the challenge.

Best to ya Marty..

CM

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:12 am

After the Canucks are in their boxes. And the Frogs have all gone to bed.
You can hear happiness in the Spin Zone and on Main Street.
Martyred is dead.

And the wind whispers, Marty.

A Jew is happily sweeping
Up the broken pieces of martyreds gripes.
Somewhere a Phibes is weeping,
Somewhere ChargerMike has no life.

And the wind cries, Marty.

The Spin Zone threads turn pro Jew tomorrow
And shine their happiness about Martyred
He thinks he'll be remembered as being somewhat readable
but telling him that is a voice in his head.

And the wind screams, Marty.

Will the boards ever remember
The posters it has blown off in the past?
But no not Marty, or Guy Fawkes with his gaydom
Will be recalled except as "WGARA"?

And the wind cries, Marty.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:03 pm

RACK The Song Parody.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:18 pm

Dr_Phibes wrote:where the fuck Venezuela is.

Right below that airplane.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:30 pm

Rack Bushice in his purple haze.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:47 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:After the Canucks are in their boxes. And the Frogs have all gone to bed.
You can hear happiness in the Spin Zone and on Main Street.
Martyred is dead.

And the wind whispers, Marty.

A Jew is happily sweeping
Up the broken pieces of martyreds gripes.
Somewhere a Phibes is weeping,
Somewhere ChargerMike has no life.

And the wind cries, Marty.

The Spin Zone threads turn pro Jew tomorrow
And shine their happiness about Martyred
He thinks he'll be remembered as being somewhat readable
but telling him that is a voice in his head.

And the wind screams, Marty.

Will the boards ever remember
The posters it has blown off in the past?
But no not Marty, or Guy Fawkes with his gaydom
Will be recalled except as "WGARA"?

And the wind cries, Marty.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I kept trying to put it to "The Autum wind" but it just didn't flow! Nonetheless, a stellar effort Bushy.

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:16 am

For nearly a week now Ms. Jean and her husband have been under fire over claims from hard-line separatists that they are sympathetic to their cause. The controversy began with an article in Le Québécois, the voice of the province's sovereignty watchdogs, that said Ms. Jean had been "soaking for ages in the sovereigntist atmosphere that characterizes her intellectual circle."

The magazine then unearthed quotations by Ms. Jean and Mr. Lafond from a book he wrote in 1993. In it he says "I applaud with both hands" Quebec independence and promises to be at "all St. Jean [Baptiste] parades."

The quotations were taken from Mr. Lafond's book, La manière nègre. It is a companion piece to his 1991 documentary of the same name, which examines independence struggles in Quebec and various Caribbean nations such as Martinique and Haiti.

In the movie, Ms. Jean is featured at a Montreal bar with key hard-line separatists.

PMO communications director Scott Reid Wrote:
Mr. Lafond "is not a separatist, nor has ever been a participant in the sovereigntist movement."

See Pocket Run

Obligatory Martyredass Post:
Hope all is well in your new blah blah, Marty, you made the right decision, it would be wrong for you to change your mind now, just leave us to that which only time can heal, best of luck being elsewhere, is that a rabbit over there ziiiiiiiiiiip puffffffffffff

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:56 am

tough love wrote:
PMO communications director Scott Reid Wrote:
Mr. Lafond "is not a separatist, nor has ever been a participant in the sovereigntist movement."

I gLiberal said it, so it must be true...right? :roll:

I laughed my ass off when Paul introduced Miss Seperatiste to the media. Ole' Paul couldn't squat down fast enough to get a bunch of photos with her kid.

Meanwhile in Ontario, the High School system is creating more future gLiberal members and supporters:

Dropout Rate hits 32% in Ontario
Tuesday, August 16, 2005 8:04 PM

The Ontario Government is considering lowering curriculum expectations to cut the province's high school dropout rate.

Ontario's dropout rate soared to 32 per cent in 2003-2004.

Education Minister Gerard Kennedy is also asking Ontario's elementary school teachers to work with troubled students early to help lower the dropout rate.

Kennedy says the dropout rate soared because of the tougher new curriculum brought in when Grade 13 was eliminated.

The Ontario Government wants teachers to help ensure students with problems are identified and helped by the age of 12.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:46 pm

Hapday wrote:
tough love wrote:
PMO communications director Scott Reid Wrote:
Mr. Lafond "is not a separatist, nor has ever been a participant in the sovereigntist movement."

I gLiberal said it, so it must be true...right? :roll:

I laughed my ass off when Paul introduced Miss Seperatiste to the media. Ole' Paul couldn't squat down fast enough to get a bunch of photos with her kid.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

The Monarchist League accepted her statement today as proof that she is deserving of this appointment and not supportive of the seperatists...
Even your boy Harper agreed with it.

Meanwhile in Ontario, the High School system is creating more future gLiberal members and supporters:

Dropout Rate hits 32% in Ontario
Tuesday, August 16, 2005 8:04 PM

The Ontario Government is considering lowering curriculum expectations to cut the province's high school dropout rate.

Ontario's dropout rate soared to 32 per cent in 2003-2004.

Education Minister Gerard Kennedy is also asking Ontario's elementary school teachers to work with troubled students early to help lower the dropout rate.

Kennedy says the dropout rate soared because of the tougher new curriculum brought in when Grade 13 was eliminated.

The Ontario Government wants teachers to help ensure students with problems are identified and helped by the age of 12.

You forgot to mention that those statistics were the direct result of your Conservitards fucking up the education system by trying to cram 5 years of study into 4 years all the while gutting the educational system.

At least the Liberals are doing something constructive rather than push kids out the door so that they don't have to pay teachers to educate..
That was your party's brilliance... :roll:

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:14 am

OTTAWA -- An Ontario Liberal MP says he's been getting an earful from voters in his riding over the appointment of Michaelle Jean as Canada's new governor general."I'm hearing a lot," said Roger Gallaway. "Some are (angry), some are just, shall I say, disappointed."

Gallaway, who admits he doesn't know anything about the alleged separatist leanings of the former Quebec CBC-TV host, is critical of the way the appointment was handled by the Prime Minister's Office.

He said that since the 1950s, the appointment of a governor general has been based, in part, on the person having a discernible record of public service, either through the military or elected office.

"Now, we're reaching into the bag of celebrities in a sort of strange and perverse sense," Gallaway said in an interview yesterday. "It's like flipping through the Quebec version of People magazine and saying, 'Oh, here's an interesting person,' and that's all it's about."

The veteran Grit reserves most of his criticism for inexperienced advisers around Prime Minister Paul Martin.

"What we have now is a bunch of people in these (PMO) positions who have no understanding of history or of (the) constitutional role," he complained. "They have not adhered to the precedents of selection of a governor general ... and have got themselves into trouble. And it's unfortunate (Jean) is caught in this crossfire."

Gallaway suggested PMs who have selected people with known public records have seldom run into the kind of trouble encountered by Martin's recent choice.

The editors of the separatist Quebec newspaper that first raised the allegations about Jean and her husband said the affair exposed the "amateurism and incompetence" of the appointment process for the post.

Gallaway, who admits he doesn't know anything about the alleged separatist leanings of the former Quebec CBC-TV host

Practically every Canadian NOW knows about that Poser_Canadian_Libby_Skank and her Canada_Hating_Husband, 'cept for this guy.

Do these tards even know how to NOT lie through their crooked teeth?

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:59 am

Otis wrote:[At least the Liberals are doing something constructive rather than push kids out the door so that they don't have to pay teachers to educate.

Yeah, here is you party's 'brilliant' solution:

The Ontario Government is considering lowering curriculum expectations to cut the province's high school dropout rate.

Lowering standards so the kids can pass. Brilliant. As I posted earlier, all this will do is increase the number of Liberal voters. No wonder they are considering this.

tough love wrote: Practically every Canadian NOW knows about that Poser_Canadian_Libby_Skank and her Canada_Hating_Husband, 'cept for this guy.

Do these tards even know how to NOT lie through their crooked teeth?

RACK!!

It's what gets them elected and keeps them in power, so if ain't broke I guess...

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:42 pm

I am surprised that Martyred actually left. I guess all of those fat toothless internet skanks are taking up too much of his time.

fix · Post by **fix** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:13 am

Hapday wrote:
Otis wrote:[At least the Liberals are doing something constructive rather than push kids out the door so that they don't have to pay teachers to educate.
Yeah, here is you party's 'brilliant' solution:

The Ontario Government is considering lowering curriculum expectations to cut the province's high school dropout rate.

Lowering standards so the kids can pass. Brilliant. As I posted earlier, all this will do is increase the number of Liberal voters. No wonder they are considering this.

Gee Hap.. you don't see the logic in making it a bit easier to handle an overloaded curriculum that was forced onto kids so your precious Conservitards could keep playing their shell game of claiming a balanced budget, which it never was, all at the expense of reducing the number of teachers, education funding. You don't understand that keeping kids in school so that at least they can graduate instead of dropping out and leaching off of unemployment, welfare or worse, ending up on the streets isn't a better plan?

So what do you propose to do about that 33% dropout rate Einstein?
Fire more teachers?

:roll:

Hapday wrote:
tough love wrote: Practically every Canadian NOW knows about that Poser_Canadian_Libby_Skank and her Canada_Hating_Husband, 'cept for this guy.

Do these tards even know how to NOT lie through their crooked teeth?
RACK!!

It's what gets them elected and keeps them in power, so if ain't broke I guess...

It works for Bush too right Hap? :wink:

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:42 pm

Otis wrote:
Hapday wrote:
Otis wrote:[At least the Liberals are doing something constructive rather than push kids out the door so that they don't have to pay teachers to educate.
Yeah, here is you party's 'brilliant' solution:

The Ontario Government is considering lowering curriculum expectations to cut the province's high school dropout rate.

Lowering standards so the kids can pass. Brilliant. As I posted earlier, all this will do is increase the number of Liberal voters. No wonder they are considering this.
Gee Hap.. you don't see the logic in making it a bit easier to handle an overloaded curriculum that was forced onto kids so your precious Conservitards could keep playing their shell game of claiming a balanced budget, which it never was, all at the expense of reducing the number of teachers, education funding. You don't understand that keeping kids in school so that at least they can graduate instead of dropping out and leaching off of unemployment, welfare or worse, ending up on the streets isn't a better plan?

I understand the gLiberal logic completely:

Keeping them dumb keeps them voting Liberal.

I just don't agree with it.

At Large · Post by **At Large** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:55 pm

Since I only really post here when I get an interest in a topic (like border security or that Rove/Plame thing), it's actually interesting the I'm noticed around here. L8

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:05 am

^
Anyone get that :?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:53 am

Sorry, not me. Drunks have no dictionary.

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:58 pm

rack u for me being above your contempt

check in onest in a while, it ain't that bad

T1B

Thanks for everything....I'm OUT.

Thanks for everything....I'm OUT.

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