for years now, ive been listenning to black artists lie about elvis presley, ive watched as chuck D. of public enemy lashes out and calls elvis a racist, when in FACT, chuck D. is the fuckin sick ass racist, not the king,
ive listenned to countless african americans say that elvis stole from black artists, ANOTHER HUGE LIE, elvis presley sounds like NOBODY before or since, he is the most unique artist in the history of recorded sound, his amazing voice with exceptional beautiful tone, is soulful and versitile, and changed several times throughout his short career,
FINALLY, its easy to see why black folks are so afraid of the KING,
that an ICON like elvis, who has been dead for nearly 30 years now, strikes fear in their coward hearts, makes chuck D. squirm in his pitiful over-rated career, ITS SIMPLE, with elvis, you have a white man with SOUL, in fact, elvis had more soul in a sample of his ear wax, than a piece of shit like tupac had in his entire sorry ass career, the king had more soul in a small sample of his royal cum, than all of todays rap crap stars have COMBINED!!!!!!!
in 1954, elvis and his buddies sat around at sun studios, and started to create MAGIC, they fooled around and experimented and made music that still sounds amazingly fresh and REVELATORY today, some 50 years later!!!!!!!!!!!! they called it rockabilly, combining black blues with white country, and this was the birth of rock n' roll, PLUS, elvis did more, after he got out of the army, he did what a true artist does, he expands and changes, suddenly his voice becomes otherworldly, he makes music in 6 different genres, and records critically acclaimed classics in the process,
often arranging his entire studio output, some of his gospel classics are considered the very top of the genre,
I am just rolling up my sleeves on this matter, ive carefully researched the entire music career of elvis presley, and ive got facts that will totally destroy anyone who cares to debate me,
so, with that, I say, BRING IT PUNKS!
get ready to be made a fool of, especially anyone who is stupid enough to say that elvis stole from black folks, you dumb fucks will get your ass handed to you real fast,
after 25 years of studying the music of the king, you guys havent got a fuckin chance,
here is a typical debate,
dumb fuck brings up that elvis stole "hound dog", originally recorded by big mama thorton, a popular black blues singer,
"hound dog" was originally written by jerry lieber and mike stoller,
two jewish white boys from new york,
elvis didnt steal anything, like all great artists, as a young boy, elvis would go to beale street in memphis, and listen to the black blues singers of the day, this greatly influenced the young boy, and later, when elvis opened his mouth to sing, he sounded like nobody, as james brown would say many years later, "elvis had tremendous soul" james brown, often called the godfather of soul, knew about elvis' soul, the trouble with todays' artists is, most of them are dumber than a turd, anytime you hear a rapper dissing the king, immediately you realize how stupid and clueless they are,
in fact, I laugh out loud at todays rap stars, their music is a joke,
to me, when a dog does his business on the sidewalk, and creates a smelly brown piece of shit, that piece of shit has more creative value that any shit produced today,
which brings me to a funny moment,
remember when weird al yankovic did his parody of "gangsters paradise"? called "amish paradise"? it seems that the rappers who recorded the song were offended, they said that weird al ruined their great music with his parody? REALLY? the way I see it, how could weird al have ruined a smelly turd? a smelly turd ALREADY stinks,
if anything, weird al actually made it better, the point being, those rappers thought that they had created something of value, to them maybe, but the rest of the world saw it as a smelly piece of dog shit, which eventually dries up in the wind,
now, not all of the shit today is bad, I'd say that 5 to 10 percent of the shit today is decent, but the vast majority? GARBAGE,
and the funny thing is this, listen to them rap, rhyme with lots of curse words, you dont actually need to sing, you dont even need to have a good vocal quality, in fact, most of them suck ass, no talent queers, worthless fucks, so the next time you hear a rapper diss the KING, remember the source, a toilet full of shit,
peace.
