A former NFL football player wanted on domestic violence charges in San Diego and Los Angeles was in custody today after allegedly driving a car into three teenagers with whom he had just played a game of pickup football
San Diego authorities were seeking Phillips in connection with two alleged assaults this month on a 28-year-old girlfriend, said San Diego police Sgt. Dan Cerar said.
On Aug. 2, Phillips allegedly assaulted the woman at her Mission Valley home, hitting her and choking her into unconsciousness.
Eleven days later, he allegedly attacked her again in a bathroom during a house party in the Kearny Mesa area. In both cases, he managed to run off before police could detain him, Cerar said.
Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?!
Dude bails out of San Diego after beating the living fuck out of his girlfriend, but decides to stop off in L.A. to play a game of football with some teenagers in a park, and then fucking pops thier asses after the game with his car??
Im in tears right now-this story is fucking hilarious on so many damn levels.........I mean, the cherry topper on this would've been if dude stopped off at "Ammu-Nation" and picked up an Uzi to blast at random pedestrians after targeting the six teenagers and only hitting paydirt on 3.
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
DallasFanatic wrote:Hey Jeff, do you always have to post two or more times to make a point? Just a heads up, you can make as many points as you want in one take. Capiche?
After the 1st post I had another thought and wanted to add to it. In hindsight yes I could have just edited the first post. I didn't know Cowcuntfan had been looking up all of my posts. :roll:
BTW, what's the Vegas over/under on how many Cowcunt players will be caught doing powder this year? :twisted:
DallasFanatic wrote:Hey Jeff, do you always have to post two or more times to make a point? Just a heads up, you can make as many points as you want in one take. Capiche?
After the 1st post I had another thought and wanted to add to it. In hindsight yes I could have just edited the first post. I didn't know Cowcuntfan had been looking up all of my posts. :roll:
BTW, what's the Vegas over/under on how many Cowcunt players will be caught doing powder this year? :twisted:
Ahhh living in the past Jeffy? Or just pissed because the Boys have more than just handed your puss squad their asses for the better part of this decade? Go to the powder all you want, I'll be coming back with stats of how we mopped your asses two more times this year. Now go run to the store and get me some beer, you newbie cunt.
DallasFanatic wrote:Hey Jeff, do you always have to post two or more times to make a point? Just a heads up, you can make as many points as you want in one take. Capiche?
After the 1st post I had another thought and wanted to add to it. In hindsight yes I could have just edited the first post. I didn't know Cowcuntfan had been looking up all of my posts. :roll:
BTW, what's the Vegas over/under on how many Cowcunt players will be caught doing powder this year? :twisted:
Ahhh living in the past Jeffy? Or just pissed because the Boys have more than just handed your puss squad their asses for the better part of this decade? Go to the powder all you want, I'll be coming back with stats of how we mopped your asses two more times this year. Now go run to the store and get me some beer, you newbie cunt.
Now who's living in the past? So if you want to talk about last year, tell me why Quincy Carter was cut last September. :roll:
:twisted:
And I'm anything but a "newbie", I go back to SCIII and I've been here ond day longer than your cunt ass. :roll:
I love "You're way more mediocre than us" arguments.
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Quincy was cut for doing dope, no questions about it. I was very thankful his pathetic ass was cut. And as for you being around, it looks like you were off last year because I don't remember tearing you a new asshole when your squad fell to their knees and serviced the Boys twice last year. Now thats as recent as it gets pal.
Jeff 2K5 wrote:Randy Moss and T.O. look like choir boys next to LP.
In Owens' defense, he's done anything illegal. He's sure as hell burned some bridges and pissed a lot of people off but at least he's not run foul of the law.
DallasFanatic wrote: And as for you being around, it looks like you were off last year
Let's see, the regular season ended on January 2nd and I didn't register until the 17th............
Any more brilliant observations Einstein?
This is the intelligence level of Cowcuntfan. :roll:
As for this season, you'll be hearing from me plenty when the Skins drop the hammer on the Cunts.
If you've been around since SCIII, then I thought you were over at smackboard last year. Maybe someone forgot to extend the invite to you. I can't blame them after looking at your takes. Anyways, that means nothing as it looks like you have immediately taken over GDub's role of being my everloving cocksucking whore.
Enjoy your football season Foreskinfan, its going to be a long one.
jackass007 wrote:Look at DallasFanatic getting all Ware'd up ready for the season! sends goose bumps down my spine!
Big Racks for turning a LP thread into a Jeff in DC beatdown
I have to admit I was a little pumped up at seeing that kid on the field. Chef fan can crow all they want about DJ, but this Ware kid will be accepting DROY award. As I was watching the game I had a hard time thinking back to the last time the Boys had constant pressure on a QB. You know when that was? 1993. Damn thats sad. Oh well, it only makes things that much worse for Bitchskin fan.
