Ivan Maisel Haiku

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:52 pm

...from ESPN.com's CFB page...

World Trade Towers stood
Bill Clinton was president
Longhorns beat Sooners

the_ouskull

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:42 pm

Babs holds board bitch crown
m2 will prevent repeat
Kal will lose three games

Q, West Coast Style · Post by **Q, West Coast Style** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:23 pm

J. Meds was once cool
Winning ways gone to his head
Typical Suc fan

To J. Meds credit
m2 acts the same way and
Cal lost to T. Tech

War Stoops · Post by **War Stoops** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:30 pm

Toss and turn all night
Eight months later it still stings
Fucking U S C

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:26 pm

McNeal is a stud
Big XII South best division
tech and sips eat dick

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:27 pm

Q, West Coast Style wrote:J. Meds was once cool

Tired of getting your ass handed to you on that ill-advised thread? Don't blame me, you're the one who hit submit.

And btw, nothing has changed since last season. Of course, you'd know this if you hadn't tucked your tail between your legs last season as the Cougs began their epic/annual implode job. As a true Cougfan, you disappeared for a four year hibernation until the next 'once-every-five-years' season came about.

Tard.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:33 pm

Believe the Heupel wrote:S C "fanatic"
Strangely starts posting post-Pete
Previous absent.

I see you working BtH. FYI I haven't missed a home game since 1990, and I've gone to at least one road game every year since that time...can you say the same?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:17 pm

Jimmy Medalions wrote:Tired of getting your ass handed to you on that ill-advised thread? Don't blame me, you're the one who hit submit.

And btw, nothing has changed since last season. Of course, you'd know this if you hadn't tucked your tail between your legs last season as the Cougs began their epic/annual implode job. As a true Cougfan, you disappeared for a four year hibernation until the next 'once-every-five-years' season came about.

Tard.

Nice haiku there Meds
Use the five-seven model
Or get fucking run

flippin tards all round
m2, trix, babs and the like
scroll wheel, mid finger

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:40 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Nice haiku there Meds
Use the five-seven model
Or get fucking run

aTm sucks cock
IndyFrisco sucks cock too
McNeal not answer

better? :wink:

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:07 pm

Tennessee, home fave
Take the Bruins, road cover
Parlay is straight cash

Q, West Coast Style · Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:01 pm

Jimmy Medalions wrote:
Q, West Coast Style wrote:J. Meds was once cool

Tard.

I'm not a tard Jim
Cause I took more in college
Than ballroom dancing

Q, West Coast Style · Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:07 pm

Angry, bitter, mad
Why can't J. Meds just be glad?
Is your life that bad?

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:11 pm

Q got run in thread
Still mad USC killed Cougs
Pullman a big joke

Q, West Coast Style · Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:19 pm

Fresh air? Check. Low Crime?
Check. So Scoreboard to Pullman
Over South Central

Q, West Coast Style · Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:21 pm

Jim, why talk shit when
You celebrated death of
Late Peter Jennings?

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:45 pm

Q, West Coast Style wrote:

War Stoops · Post by **War Stoops** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:30 pm

^^^^^

Rack

No offense, Q. I take no sides in your conflict with Meds.

Q, West Coast Style · Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:10 am

None taken Stoops, Meds
Needs love within the one board
None for him outside

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:24 am

Jimmy Medalions wrote:
Believe the Heupel wrote:S C "fanatic"
Strangely starts posting post-Pete
Previous absent.
I see you working BtH. FYI I haven't missed a home game since 1990, and I've gone to at least one road game every year since that time...can you say the same?

Yes...

the_ouskull

Danimal · Post by **Danimal** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:45 pm

skers representing
from day one through thick and thin
few can say the same

one more shit season
callahan will hang by balls
better fucking win

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:12 pm

Zwick, Smith, Teddy G.
AJ, Carpenter, Schlegel.
No team will survive

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:11 pm

Except Michigan,
who generally owns T-O-S-U...
which is about par.

the_ouskull

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:34 pm

Tressel owns poor Lloyd
Who loved the days of Cooper
That are now long gone

Danimal · Post by **Danimal** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:07 pm

winner of MNC?
please just not the following
Trojans or Goldtooph

I'm not which would be worse, USC getting a 3-pete or having the bastard canes ruling the roost, hopefully I don't find out.

Miss Bowden nekkid
her poon out for all to seee
jacks furiously