The 2005 Board Bitch Race

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:32 pm

After a quick start, m2 was out to an early lead by claiming 'bode over USC the last 5 years, going as far to say that Cal domintated every aspect of their matchup last year (except on the score board of course). He also had a Babs-esq man crush on the new Cal QB claiming that when Tedford is done with him, Rodgers won't be able to carry his jock.

Not to be out done, T REX went on a rant questioning USC's schedule and why they don't play tougher out of conference teams. After contradicting himself a few times and trying to call out other posters, the thread turned into a bit of a comedy.

Not showing their face yet are Babs and JON, both of whom are expected to factor heavily in the final outcome.

Who will it be? Stay tuned each week as each battles for the right to be named "Board Bitch 2005"!

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:52 pm

Let's open this up and vote at your lesiure. Take your time, you only get one vote.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:54 pm

Gotta unlock the topic, genius. ;)

Got my vote in now.

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:58 pm

m2 has taken the cake congrats

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:34 pm

Look at all the :bode:

m2 has.

-BS

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:48 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Gotta unlock the topic, genius. ;)

Got my vote in now.

I clicked that little "unlock" thingy. I suck at UBB code.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:55 pm

Killian wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Gotta unlock the topic, genius. ;)

Got my vote in now.
I clicked that little "unlock" thingy. I suck at UBB code.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

been there.

GreginPG · Post by **GreginPG** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:15 pm

This may require more thought than I anticipated.

I'll get back to this.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:20 pm

I don't see any reason this can't be like the CFB Pick'em Games.

Just call it the CFB Pick'em Bitch Games. Go ahead and store each weekly thread in the CFB Pick'em archive after the week is over and the thread is then locked.

End of the year, we can look at the rise and fall of bitchdom in here.

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:41 pm

^^^^^^Rack

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:53 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:End of the year, we can look at the rise and fall of bitchdom in here.

Tempted to use this as sig material.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:08 pm

RadioFan wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:End of the year, we can look at the rise and fall of bitchdom in here.
Tempted to use this as sig material.

If you don't I will. Rack it.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:26 am

IndyFrisco wrote:I don't see any reason this can't be like the CFB Pick'em Games.

Just call it the CFB Pick'em Bitch Games. Go ahead and store each weekly thread in the CFB Pick'em archive after the week is over and the thread is then locked.

End of the year, we can look at the rise and fall of bitchdom in here.

Aye!

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:21 pm

mTard is clearly gaining and keeping is momentum...he is as they say in football circles running downhill...

congrats mTard wear this crown with honor...

Indy can we get the picture of the stolen Tiara on an mTard photo?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:07 pm

Need an mTard photo to begin with...

88's gal is devastated her tiara has been stolen.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:17 pm

We haven't even played the second game of the season yet and m-tard is being annointed. Gotta give Trix some love. Plenty of season left yet. Let the votes be counted.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:51 pm

no Crown???

Terry in Crapchester · Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:58 pm

To quote the immortal Brent Musberger, Hold on, folks! We may have a new entry in this contest, now that Fraudo has made the leap to this board. We'll just have to wait and see how often he posts here.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:41 pm

Thats what I told them Terry.

They put this poll out way to early.

Killian saw me and Jimmy talking about the board bitch race and he decided to take the flag from us and run with it. Way to fuck up, K-dog.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:09 pm

get ready for

cut paste josh ayoob
cut paste cal paw
cut paste picture from 1993cal-usc game

cut paste crossbow+3(+5 vs undead)

Mtard will be in the house

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:01 am

Where's Babs...State starts 2-0, Michigan loses a game they should've won...where is he? I would've expect him to be posting pictures of Stanton, Trannon and John LLLLL.

GreginPG · Post by **GreginPG** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:12 am

Adelpiero wrote:get ready for

cut paste josh ayoob
cut paste cal paw
cut paste picture from 1993cal-usc game

cut paste crossbow+3(+5 vs undead)

Mtard will be in the house

RACK it! (It only took 44 minutes after this post.)

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:39 pm

Polls are overrated. I remember hearing that somewhere.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 3:40 pm

^^^^^

polls might be overrated but I think m2 has squarely caught the BCS Board Bitch voters eyes...especially after his melts on Saturday...

I would say T Rex with his nut up for Weis and coming correct should definitely move out of the top 5...(did I just say that?) Rex kidding man...

but m2 is clearly heads and shoulders above everyone else at this juncture...

how about Babs...where is the man love for Stanton...and can we put Jon=Crickets on the Physically Unable to Perform List?

GreginPG · Post by **GreginPG** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:19 pm

Jon=crickets.

Funny.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:22 pm

sc: I was cheering you guys on. I don't want anymore Big 12 teams going to the title game to lose. But it makes things hard for the big 10 when all top 10 teams lose on the same saturday to OOC foes. I'm not sold on the SEC yet either. Damn Spurrier almost pulled it out in Athens. Stupid kicker. He just hates kickers(even though he was one). It means you didn't get a touchdown in his eyes and you had to settle for 3.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:27 pm

Rex...how about 3 turnovers from Texas and only getting 9 points...YOU NEED TO SCORE FUCKING TOUCHDOWNS...

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:52 am

WolverineSteve wrote:no Crown???

THanks for the love buddy. good you guys remembered me.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:24 am

fucking m2 has this fucking title OWNED...

we need to find something else to move onto...

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:12 pm

Personally I think it is far to early to annoint a champion. It is a long season.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:48 pm

babs will tard this forum! in 4..............3..................2.....................start

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:59 am

Write in vote -- Killian, the total bitch of this week.

Talk some more, fag.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:24 am

while m2 had the title firmly in hand (this might be the benchmark for future bitches)...babs finally shows her ass...could be an interesting race...

although once MSU loses two or three in a row well then bye bye babsie...

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:21 am

For the sake of accuracy; to establish credibility, I implore all of you to glance back at the postings of T Rix and reconsider your votes.

m2 is a mainstreet homer that posts just to provoke.

Babs will go away as soon as State loses a few...

Trix relentlessly kicks his own ass, UNINTENTIONALLY...Doesn't that count for bitch points anymore?

Thanks for your attention in this matter...

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:48 pm

I would like to re-cast my vote for Trix.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:57 pm

JON=bitch

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:56 pm

I vote for all USC fans who think their team is the geraest of all-time.....fuck.....you guys don't even play in a decent conference, you missed teh SEC champs both years....but still claim ultimate dominance.......whatever......beating a Big 12 champ by a lot is not a big deal anymore. You'll probably do it again this year with Texas.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:24 am

If the fucking SEC was so good then why isnt one ever in the fucking game? The SEC is an overrated conference. One team a year is outstanding and it just rotates.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:14 pm

Cicero wrote:If the fucking SEC was so good then why isnt one ever in the fucking game? The SEC is an overrated conference. One team a year is outstanding and it just rotates.

You really are this stupid. You probably were screaming the ACC was the best conference while FSU was rolling Duke 77-0.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:03 am

T REX wrote:RACK the SEC and the Gates!! We have balls, look who we play and WHERE WE PLAY!!!!

W 09-11-2004 49 Eastern Michigan 10 Gainesville, FL
W 10-16-2004 52 Middle Tennessee St. 16 Gainesville, FL
W 08-30-2003 65 San Jose St. (CA) 3 Gainesville, FL
W 09-13-2003 63 Florida A&M 3 Gainesville, FL
W 08-31-2002 51 Alabama-Birmingham 3 Gainesville, FL
W 09-14-2002 34 Ohio 6 Gainesville, FL
W 09-01-2001 49 Marshall (WV) 14 Gainesville, FL
W 09-08-2001 55 Louisiana-Monroe 6 Gainesville, FL
W 09-02-2000 40 Ball St. (IN) 19 Gainesville, FL
W 09-09-2000 55 Middle Tennessee St. 0 Gainesville, FL

Fixed. Bitch.

T1B

The 2005 Board Bitch Race

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The 2005 Board Bitch Race