The whole NL West is a steaming pile of shit

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:44 am

It's very possible that the division winner this year in the NL West will beat the '73 Mets (82-79) for the worst record ever by a division champion.

RACK the left coast and their piss-poor baseball teams.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:48 am

WOW, really, you don't say.

sin,

Every Year

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:25 pm

The record doesn't bother me. I will take a NL West win happily if it happens. As you would take a division win for your team. Our pitching as been prettty spectacular. It's been the only thing worth watching this year. I don't care much about our record as much as the games have been pretty damn hitless and boring.

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:14 pm

Welcome to the National League Norris Division! :P

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:36 am

trev wrote:The record doesn't bother me. I will take a NL West win happily if it happens. As you would take a division win for your team. Our pitching as been prettty spectacular. It's been the only thing worth watching this year. I don't care much about our record as much as the games have been pretty damn hitless and boring.

Only you would be so content with this level of not-even-mediocrity.

Even if your team hangs on by a thread to win the division, they will get lit up in the playoffs worse than any KC Chiefs postseason debacle could ever imagine to be.

At least you can drink away the pain afterwards, though...

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:13 am

JHawkBCD wrote:
Only you would be so content with this level of not-even-mediocrity.

Even if your team hangs on by a thread to win the division, they will get lit up in the playoffs worse than any KC Chiefs postseason debacle could ever imagine to be.

At least you can drink away the pain afterwards, though...

Spoken like a dense bitter hag whos team is 40 games out.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:07 am

I know the Royals suck. I know they need major changes. I don't accept the fact that they're shitty, nor do I make excuses for their shittiness by blaming the "big money teams".

You, however, are perfectly satisfied with the less-than-mediocre product that San Diego ownership shovels your way. You root for them as they stumble around and lose games as if they were your fetal-alcohol-syndrome afflicted child, for whom the opportunity to stand drooling uncontrollably in a platoon in right-center field with the amputee midget is an opportunity for you to cheer wildly.

You go, girl.

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:00 am

JHawkBCD wrote:I know the Royals suck. I know they need major changes. I don't accept the fact that they're shitty, nor do I make excuses for their shittiness by blaming the "big money teams".

You, however, are perfectly satisfied with the less-than-mediocre product that San Diego ownership shovels your way. You root for them as they stumble around and lose games as if they were your fetal-alcohol-syndrome afflicted child, for whom the opportunity to stand drooling uncontrollably in a platoon in right-center field with the amputee midget is an opportunity for you to cheer wildly.

You go, girl.

That was pretty brutal. C'mon 'Hawk.......

You mind telling the board why you hate the way you do?

Dude...get a frikkin' grip.

For the record, before I transfered to public high school from Catholic , I wore # 16 and our uniforms were modeled aftewr KC Royals gear.

Then when I got to public high school, (My bad because I had struggled to get on that hockey squad) it was all about the Pirates.

Why not the BoSox?

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:59 am

chowd103 wrote: That was pretty brutal. C'mon 'Hawk.......

You mind telling the board why you hate the way you do?

Dude...get a frikkin' grip.

It's a smack board, you smackless twat.

Go cause another seizure.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:11 pm

I'm a pretty logical fan. I don't expect my team to go anywhere in the playoffs playing like they have been. But if they are healthy and get hot, you neva know.

Chowd, hatin' is what little insecure twits do. :wink:

We have a lot of talent on our team and we have a few play makers. They're my all stars.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:12 pm

trev wrote:Attention whorin' is what little insecure twits do. :wink:

Admitting your problem is the first step towards recovery. Congrats.

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:26 pm

trev wrote:The record doesn't bother me. I will take a NL West win happily if it happens. As you would take a division win for your team. Our pitching as been prettty spectacular. It's been the only thing worth watching this year. I don't care much about our record as much as the games have been pretty damn hitless and boring.

Enjoy your NL Crap division title because the reward will be a nice swift 3 game ass kicking by the Cards or Braves.

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:43 pm

trev wrote:Our pitching as been prettty spectacular.

I laughed.

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:16 pm

JHawkBCD wrote: Go cause another seizure.

Is that what you really want?

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:15 pm

Well, that IS all you're known for on these forums.

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:16 pm

I'll give you a seizure that will make your big head spin off your boney little, scrawny shoulders, you fat fukkin' jerkoff!

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:22 am

Jeff 2K5 wrote:
trev wrote:The record doesn't bother me. I will take a NL West win happily if it happens. As you would take a division win for your team. Our pitching as been prettty spectacular. It's been the only thing worth watching this year. I don't care much about our record as much as the games have been pretty damn hitless and boring.
Enjoy your NL Crap division title because the reward will be a nice swift 3 game ass kicking by the Cards or Braves.

Uh, the Padres are 5-1 against the Braves this season, 4-3 vs. the Cards.

Not exactly overmatched so far.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:42 am

chowd103 wrote:I'll give you a seizure that will make your big head spin off your boney little, scrawny shoulders, you fat fukkin' jerkoff!

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

Melt, chowd bitch, melt!

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:16 am

YEA, But that is MY steaming pile of SHIT, being Head Shit of the division. Rack, Bochy for giving the boys a day off, so what if it was 20-1, and Burroughs pitching the 8th inning, lest you forget he has experience, my boy pitched a couple of shutouts in the LLWS when he was 12.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 2:25 pm

They (San Diego) have officially clinched the record for the most number of losses by a division winner with 80, surpassing the '73 Mets.

One more loss to the Dodgers and they'll be be a .500 team.

The NL West - setting new standards of mediocrity - lowering the bar has never been more rewarded.

What a steaming pile of shit.