What should I get for my birthday?

Bace · Post by **Bace** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:12 pm

As my birthday approaches, my mother insists on giving me a gift of some sort. I tell her "Dearest Mother, you have already done so much for me. Everyday I marvel at how the lessons you instilled in me help me be a better man" and she ain't hearin' it.

What should I ask for?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:56 pm

You should beg her to give suck one more time.

Bace · Post by **Bace** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:01 pm

Don't think she has anything left there.
Didn't have much to begin with.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:04 pm

Then ask her for nu.trients of another kind...scream for Sustenance!

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 5:20 pm

Bace wrote:As my birthday approaches, my mother insists on giving me a gift of some sort. I tell her "Dearest Mother, you have already done so much for me. Everyday I marvel at how the lessons you instilled in me help me be a better man" and she ain't hearin' it.

What should I ask for?

A hearing aid. Then you'll have a gift to give her on her birthday, and maybe next year she'll hear you.

Melissa Stark · Post by **Melissa Stark** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:05 pm

Down here on the field, we're offering me in this camisol and tight sweater as a gift so Bace can enjoy the subtle curve of my rack.

Noteetheuro · Post by **Noteetheuro** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:52 pm

How's about some 'ard rock candy?

T1B

What should I get for my birthday?

What should I get for my birthday?

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