The 2005 Board Bitch Race

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:09 am

Oh look, a pac-10 pussy whose conference sucks. I'm sorry......did you say something?

Uhhhh......we played AT MIAMI and AT FLORIDA STATE you stupid fuck. Yeah, a TOP 10 team. Do you know what its like to play top 10 teams from a real conference? Oh that's right, you didn't play the SEC champs the past two years.......so really you only have 1 title in a row and a half. So please, spare us all the USC is the best ever routine.....play some fucking teams first. Damn pussy bitch schedule.

PS Florida plays FOUR TOP TEN TEAMS this year....how many does USC play? Please, please....put it out there for all to see.....HOW MANY TOP TEN TEAMS DOES YOUR PUSSY UNIVERSITY PLAY THIS YEAR??????????

game, set, match....sit the fuck back down till bowl time bitch THEN climb out of your closet, thanks

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:36 am

1991 is the last time Florida left Florida to play an OOC game, they got stomped by Syracuse and have gone Georgia ever since.
Georgia last left the south to play a game 40 years ago when they went to Michigan and got beat up

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:22 pm

T REX wrote:
Cicero wrote:If the fucking SEC was so good then why isnt one ever in the fucking game? The SEC is an overrated conference. One team a year is outstanding and it just rotates.
You really are this stupid. You probably were screaming the ACC was the best conference while FSU was rolling Duke 77-0.

I would have been the first to admit that FSU wasnt in the strongest conference but I do know that FSU played Miami and UF out of conference every year. No school played a harder out of conference schedule than they did. Throw in years that we traveled, to Notre Dame, played Texas A&M in nuetral sites and scheduled USC and Colorado proves that FSU isnt scared to play someone outside of their conference.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:36 pm

T REX wrote:Oh look, a pac-10 pussy whose conference sucks.

Let me summarize your take Trixy:

Florida is in a better conference but they still suck
USC is in a weaker conference but they own the hardware that Florida doesn't

Got it, thanks.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:10 pm

I say again......how many top ten teams does USC play this year? Excuse me? Louder.....

Didn't Stanford just lose to a Division II team?

You haven't played dick in two years and you claim all this and that....play someone from a real conference.

LSU 2003 National Champs
Auburn 2004 National Champs

usc - we play no one but please call us champs

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:21 am

T REX wrote:LSU 2003 National Champs
Auburn 2004 National Champs

usc - we play no one but please call us champs

ding ding ding ding we have a winner and my vote has been cast

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:43 am

Its funny, the usc clowns want to pick on UF because I called out their precious little trojans who don't play anyone. And, even funnier, all this time they are banging on UF's schedule when its harded than theirs every year. UF plays 4 top ten teams and they cry that Florida never leaves the south. Well, play a fucking REAL schedule and you won't have to leave so cal ya fucking pussies. What a bunch of hypocrites......uf never leaves the south even though their schedule is always harder than usc's. WHy don't you bang on your own schedule instead of trying to go after someone with a HARDER schedule.....shit, its harder and we don't leave the south.....fucking pussies.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:11 pm

Believe the Heupel wrote:m2 looks like Oklahoma did for much of 2003. Just sayin'.

I really dont see m2 showing how good of a poster he is at the end of the season.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:49 am

T REX wrote:we don't leave the south

We noticed. Thanks for kicking your own ass, bitch.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:01 pm

Jimmy Medalions wrote:
T REX wrote:we don't leave the south
We noticed. Thanks for kicking your own ass, bitch.

And our schedule is harder than yours, bitch.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:59 am

Why leave the South, when UF loses to good teams at home?

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:31 pm

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:27 pm

Ahhhh, surprise, surprise. The Squawkeyes get rammed hard in the ass on Saturday and JON pulls his best Osama impression.

I look for dominoes Babs and m2ool to follow extremely soon.

This could be too close to call right now boys (+ gal).

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:18 pm

T REX wrote:Its funny, the usc clowns want to pick on UF because I called out their precious little trojans who don't play anyone. And, even funnier, all this time they are banging on UF's schedule when its harded than theirs every year. UF plays 4 top ten teams and they cry that Florida never leaves the south. Well, play a fucking REAL schedule and you won't have to leave so cal ya fucking pussies. What a bunch of hypocrites......uf never leaves the south even though their schedule is always harder than usc's. WHy don't you bang on your own schedule instead of trying to go after someone with a HARDER schedule.....shit, its harder and we don't leave the south.....fucking pussies.

melt, melt, melt......

just sayin'

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:58 am

This is west coast media bias. If we had an archive of post by the bitches in question we would see that Trix is the undisputed queen of the bitches!

God save the Queen!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:24 pm

Vito Corleone wrote:This is west coast media bias. If we had an archive of post by the bitches in question we would see that Trix is the undisputed queen of the bitches!

God save the Queen!

Every queen has to pass the throne at some point.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:30 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
T REX wrote:Polls are overrated. I remember hearing that somewhere.
You WOULD think that polls are overrated, seeing as how you've got a legit shot at the T1B Board Bitch crown in TWO of them.

Bullshit.

You have an insurmountable lead.

Not even Babs or Dio could catch you

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:53 pm

The "Ballot" is strictly for the runners-up

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:54 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:In order to have an "insurmountable lead", I would have to be on the FUCKING ballot.

Go away.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:08 pm

^^^ Not content to rest on his laurels

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:12 am

No accident this thread's title contains the term "bitch" and KC Paulina 3.0 flew to it like a magnet.

UCant's 2,357th Troll · Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:00 pm

RACK Husky Housewife V 0.0 for running away with this via write-in votes....

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:20 pm

Let's see if Bab's and Jon vanish ala M2 after a loss for them both.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:59 am

I think m2 just iced it today.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:08 pm

buckeye_in_sc wrote:polls might be overrated but I think m2 has squarely caught the BCS Board Bitch voters eyes...especially after his melts on Saturday...

They don't award to Pontiac Game Changing Performance Award with games left to go in the season. We need not crown m2 until the fat lady has sung.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:30 pm

Fat lady? IN.

sin,
Dinsdale

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:21 pm

I realize the election is about over, but for next year, I want to nominate Spinach Genie to this prestigious list....

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:43 pm

Spinach Genie is still asshurt that Allbarn went 0-2 vs USC in the home and home after the Tigers finally grew the balls to play a West team OOC.

Spinach Genie · Post by **Spinach Genie** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:18 pm

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:53 am

Jimmy Medalions wrote:Fat lady? IN.

sin,
Dinsdale

Nice.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:29 am

Shouldn't we have some kind of formal award ceremony for our 2005 board bitch :?

GreginPG · Post by **GreginPG** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:58 am

Jimmy Medalions wrote:Shouldn't we have some kind of formal award ceremony for our 2005 board bitch :?

Great idea.

Will there be some sort of "highlight" montage???

The 2005 Board Bitch Race

Who will be crowned "Board Bitch 2005"?