I'm voting for Steve Vai

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:44 pm

Not sure who he is, but he gets my vote.

1. Steve Vai
2. Ray Nitschke
3. The Godfather, Part II
4. Hamm's
5. Lincoln, Nebraska
6. The William Tell Overture
7. Barnabus Collins
8. Meat
9. Slacks
10. Stinky black socks.

In that order.

stinkophant · Post by **stinkophant** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:51 pm

Jesus - Meat got robbed.
Where is OCMike's Sodden Bologna Flaps?

Bace · Post by **Bace** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:51 pm

What are we voting for?

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:54 pm

It doesn't matter.

All you need to know is that the answer is always "Steve Vai."

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What if Steve Vai was President of the World!

Bace · Post by **Bace** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:58 pm

1. Steve Vai
2. Total Eclipse of the Heart
3. Saskatoon Blues
4. Calgon
5. sinkhole

stinkophant wrote:Meat got robbed.

It was all just a set-up. He didn't get robbed, but they got him good. Even worse was Pee Wee caught running down the road naked.

Bones · Post by **Bones** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:04 pm

JIM, SPOCK, what in the name of SANITY is GOING ON?

Vann · Post by **Vann** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:06 pm

1. Steve Vai
2. Motorcycles
3. IB
4. Extended Hiatus
5. velocet jr.

Spock · Post by **Spock** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:06 pm

Sensors indicate that Steve Vai is nearing 1,000 kilometers away and closing fast.

Bones · Post by **Bones** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:08 pm

DO SOMETHING! We're DYING!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:09 pm

1. Steve Vai
2. Corncakes
3. Olestra Reprisals
4. Tardo Meynell
5. Quadroon Issuance

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:15 pm

800 Kilometers. Closing fast!

Steve Vai · Post by **Steve Vai** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:29 pm

What's up, fellas?

Monk · Post by **Monk** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:33 pm

Oh my God, he's licking his guitar.

I need a wipe.
I need a wipe.

Ew.

Kirk · Post by **Kirk** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:52 pm

FIRE PHASERS!!

Spock · Post by **Spock** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:53 pm

Sensors indicate a direct hit on Vai's left testicle.

Monk · Post by **Monk** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:55 pm

LOBBY LOBBY LOBBY...

Uncle Jed · Post by **Uncle Jed** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:57 pm

Weeeeeeelllll Doogies.

Now 'aint this a peculiar thread!

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:58 pm

The problem with this thread is that it is too strange and has no skills.

Mr. Taber · Post by **Mr. Taber** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:00 pm

Peculiar? Peculiar?

Why don't you cut the bullshit, Harding.

Mr. and Mrs. Supercock · Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:01 pm

WHOA!

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:03 pm

Oh sure. When you say, WHOA, you're really talking about ME.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:06 pm

Remember that night when you came to the call center and you said, Irie, this aint yer night. My night I coulda taken Bace apart!

So he gets his own message board forum and what do I get -- a one-way ticket to Palookaville. Mine's bigger than that, you know.

Terry the Tiger · Post by **Terry the Tiger** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:09 pm

Uh yeah, so I lost my ID...in a flood...

Quarter to twelve...

Terry the Tiger · Post by **Terry the Tiger** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:11 pm

Uh..yeah, so I'll have a Three Musketeers, a ball-point pen, a pocket comb, a pint of Old Harper, one of those Steve Vai CDs...

Bones · Post by **Bones** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:12 pm

I'm giving you a SEDATIVE.

I want you to relax.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:15 pm

Steve Vai?

Take it easy, there, Chief...

Hansons · Post by **Hansons** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:17 pm

Old Time Hockey?

Yeah, like Eddie Shore, Steve Vai and Toe Blake.

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Stick 'em fukk 'em, Christ, pop 'em.

Gridbirds fan · Post by **Gridbirds fan** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:01 pm

Best punt returner evah.

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:18 pm

And yet still TROTS-worthy...

Mr. Schwump · Post by **Mr. Schwump** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:52 pm

Too much time on his hands. Or was that Styxx?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:20 pm

I guess it is possible he was in a bad accident and they had to remove his funny bone and he came back as goobs.

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