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Dr. Detwat

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Post by Dr. Detwat »

WOW!
I woke up from a dream where mvscal's ankles were made of cherry licorice.

I went to go to the bathroom but found the toilet had the lid up. I had to poop but the lid was up. Why would the toilet mischaracterize my bowels like that?

There wasn't enough toothpaste for me to brush my teeth. LMAO! Everyone I meet will have totally melted over my breath.

I went into the kitchen to make breakfast. The Pancake/Waffle mix did not make a definitive decision whether it was for pancakes or waffles. It had no plan for my breakfast. LMAO! I'm better than the batter.

I picked up my mail and each piece had my name and address on it. I'm totally in the Post Office's dome.
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Dr. Detwat wrote:I picked up my mail and each piece had my name and address on it. I'm totally in the Post Office's dome.
:lol:
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Rack this.
Life's Pretty Straight Without Jimmy Medalions.
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Post by Uncle Fester »

That pancake mix is ducking the question. IDIOT!
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Post by PSUFAN »

The batter's thinking was muddled, dolt.
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Post by Uncle Fester »

Heat up syrup in the microwave much, bitch?
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Post by Cicero »

Dr. Detwat wrote:WOW!
I went to go to the bathroom but found the toilet had the lid up. I had to poop but the lid was up. Why would the toilet mischaracterize my bowels like that?
Now that funny right there, I dont care who you are.
Bizzarrofelice

Post by Bizzarrofelice »

My daily blog is pretty boring.

- get up, suck cock and have colon rubbed by large black man's penis
- go to work and bath dogs and cats
- go home, suck more cock, and have colon rubbed by large black man's penis
- repeat seven times

There's my week!
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OTST wrote:
Dr. Detwat wrote:I picked up my mail and each piece had my name and address on it. I'm totally in the Post Office's dome.
:lol:
I agree .

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Pancake mix

Post by Pancake mix »

BWAAAAhhh haaaaaa! :lol: :lol:
Waffel Mix

Post by Waffel Mix »

So gahy.
Guest

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Waffel Mix wrote:So gahy.
Dumbass! :lol:
Sement Mikx

Post by Sement Mikx »

you poeple are stuipd.
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Since no Arabian Horses were harmed furing Hurricane Katrina, I don't understand why everyone was so pissed at me?
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Post by Risa »

[lack of humor deleted]

i apologize. here is some republican titillation (that doesn't involve naked boys):

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on a short leash, apparently.
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Post by Atomic Punk »

~bump~
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
bACEFELICE

Post by bACEFELICE »

Atomic Punk wrote:~bump~
HA! I can't tell whether you're in Dr. Detroit's dome or Dr. DeTwat's dome, but you're in... no wait... they're in your dome. Collectively.
Ghazi Kanaan

Post by Ghazi Kanaan »

Where am I, what is this place?
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Post by Atomic Punk »

bACEFELICE wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:~bump~
HA! I can't tell whether you're in Dr. Detroit's dome or Dr. DeTwat's dome, but you're in... no wait... they're in your dome. Collectively.
All I know is that I'm in a dome. Check out my KYOA third sig pic. That is Zybode.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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