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Hey, Mikey...

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Just to lay to final rest an old argument...

Only one player in baseball this year had 30+ home runs, 100+ rbis, 20+ stolen bases, and a .300+ average.

Jason Bay


How'd Khalil do this year? :lol:
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Jason who?

Oh yeah, that's the guy I never heard of whom Yahoo auto-drafted for me in the jackass league and I promptly dumped.

I wonder why my team sucked so bad?
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rozy wrote:Just to lay to final rest an old argument...

Only one player in baseball this year had 30+ home runs, 100+ rbis, 20+ stolen bases, and a .300+ average.

Jason Bay


How'd Khalil do this year? :lol:

uhhh, sup MVP ARod? 47/130/21/.322
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JCT wrote:
rozy wrote:Just to lay to final rest an old argument...

Only one player in baseball this year had 30+ home runs, 100+ rbis, 20+ stolen bases, and a .300+ average.

Jason Bay


How'd Khalil do this year? :lol:

uhhh, sup MVP ARod? 47/130/21/.322
BOOM!
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When I read the excerpt about Bay, GeighRod had not stolen those 3 bases.

None of which deters the original intent of this thread. :wink:
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Bay's fine performance in the regular season was overshadowed
by his pathetic performance in the "Home Run Derby". :P
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rozy wrote:Just to lay to final rest an old argument...

Only one player in baseball this year had 30+ home runs, 100+ rbis, 20+ stolen bases, and a .300+ average.

Jason Bay


How'd Khalil do this year? :lol:
Not that well.

But he's a much better shortstop, and he'll be playing tomorrow.

:wink:
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The Padres are a dangerous team.

sincerely,

no they're not & 82-80
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Post by Mikey »

Everybody's tied right now.

Except of course those who aren't in the playoffs.

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6-1 against the Braves
4-3 against the Cards
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Mikey wrote:4-3 against the Cards
Who dat?
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Padres vs Cards, 2005 record:

May
Thu. 5 at St. Louis W 8-3
Fri. 6 at St. Louis W 6-5
Sat. 7 at St. Louis W 5-4
Sun. 8 at St. Louis L 15-5

July
Tue. 26 St. Louis L 4-2
Wed. 27 St. Louis W 2-1
Thu. 28 St. Louis L 11-3
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Post by Mikey »

Did mention that the Pads are 3-4 against the 'Stros.

I didn't think so.

But actually that's a good thing because they were 0-6 against the Phillies.
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Padres barely over .500

Why? They kicked ass in May and licked ass the rest of the year.

The Padres are a joke. The only thing worse than their record are their road uniforms.
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Clean slate, fucko.
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trev just k-pwnt my laughter. I love her so.
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trev wrote:Clean slate, fucko.
ain't no clean slate when Woody Williams is pitching for you.
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Ahhhh, you can go FUCK yourself with a splintered broom handle. The Padres will shock the league. Afterwards don't be looking for a handjob as you sit cowering in the corner with your battered and bloodied rectum.


:D :D :D

It's on baby, at least they are in the second season.
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atomicdad wrote:at least they are in the second season.
The time honored cry of impending doom.

Damn I miss Vince Lombardi...

That's like going to a whorehouse, finding out that Jessica Alba is making a once in a lifetime appearance, find yourself flaccid and crying out...."At least I was there."

Weak

and

Geigh
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