fun with pictures volume I
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Re: fun with pictures volume I
Is bbq a carpenter like baby Jesus...?bbqjones wrote:
even though my wife is a fat pig, she cant even cook a can of pork and beans, i got a kitchen anyways. perhaps one day ill replace the pink and peach orange and shitty oakery cabinets. seeing how i do that for a living, its probably going to happen never.
Now this is god damn funny shit........ I can just see Mikey out there busting his nuts trying to get this fucker dug outAtomic Punk wrote:
I could just drive out then knock the shit off since it's a truck, but fuck it.
Here's my entry....
Daddy's little girl is all growed up!!!
Tony Stewart wrote:Me, Myself, and I and thats all I need
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Emo Phillips is a ballet dancer? Who knew?Mikey wrote:My favorite pic of ElvisMonster
“If you look at folks of color, even women, they’re more
successful in the Democratic Party than they are in the white, uh,
excuse me, in the Republican Party.” (NPR Interview Of Howard Dean
<http://www.breitbart.tv/html/153493.html> , 8/15/08)
successful in the Democratic Party than they are in the white, uh,
excuse me, in the Republican Party.” (NPR Interview Of Howard Dean
<http://www.breitbart.tv/html/153493.html> , 8/15/08)
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That's my wife you making-up-for-lack-of-height motherloser.. Get back to me when you con some skank into being with your ass for more than a month.Zyclone wrote:Brah,my dog is a hell of a lot better looking then that Patrick Swayze looking wildebeest you call a Fiance.TenTallBen wrote:Your dog is ugly but at least he/she isn't a dipshit.
For the only person that comes close to Shrubber in the "time spent on the phone bitching about message board posters", you're well versed on what it takes to be a total fucking loser.Zyclone wrote:Dont blame Kansas dawg!
Blame yourself for being a total fucking loser!
Don't let that stop you from posting more attention-whoring pics of yourself with every little cyber-slut you've been able to get to pose with you on a first date.
Mikey wrote:My favorite pic of ElvisMonster
RACK
And RACK this thread...
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
this is the close te wher i get my clothing on. werd to being tiny enough to pull that ouff.
is is t sjust me or does my boy need a haircaust so whe dont look like agirls?
i wear these shoes sto work evervday. new balance
i have some piscteures of the little fucker all dressup oin almost the end of janurary and the baby nomba is still trying to do christnass abd so inm not even tgo there.
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is is t sjust me or does my boy need a haircaust so whe dont look like agirls?
i wear these shoes sto work evervday. new balance
i have some piscteures of the little fucker all dressup oin almost the end of janurary and the baby nomba is still trying to do christnass abd so inm not even tgo there.
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help me scrape the mucus off my brain
this is the one, scrap[, the boy looks liek a little fuckign pussy. if you sayw him when he was all ,?' letts rumble" , you;s be all" damn that kid s is defkinalty gong to be a linebacker. hes just wearing his smart clolths. tonighs.
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if we gaet a hair cut today i8s too soon. thansk for asking.
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if we gaet a hair cut today i8s too soon. thansk for asking.
help me scrape the mucus off my brain
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WTF is that? Jeebus, it took me 37 years of hard work to earn my hairline. That kid got the PrimeX treatment in infancy......I feel either cheated or blessed, I'm not sure which yet. I suppose I'll take "blessed," since Kev never spooged in my mom.ElvisMonster wrote:
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
Don't be so sure.I suppose I'll take "blessed," since Kev never spooged in my mom.
Elvi, you're a shmuck. Someone shared the back ground melt that you and your girls had when I ousted your trolls.
Your game is so weak, you couldn't melt a snowman with a blow torch. I have to laugh at pussies that call ‘bode when you haven’t met the mark.
So SG like.
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