Time to start seeding the Cryin Ryans

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:07 pm

Babs is making a strong run. A couple of more calls against the Lions and he could take this one to the house. But before we wrap it up and hand it to him, we gotta recognize the level of tards nipping at his heels. If every board needs its tards, this place is endowed like fucking Dolly Parton.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:41 pm

And Paul doesn't even make the cut. I'm not sure if that bodes well for Paul, or just shows how many tards we have running around this joint.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:35 pm

T-rex is a lock. Paul has to be on the list just on principle.

mvscal??? one of the wittiest, consistent floggers of tards in here..IMHO

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:39 pm

ChargerMike wrote:T-rex is a lock. Paul has to be on the list just on principle.

mvscal??? one of the wittiest, consistent floggers of tards in here..IMHO

He knows nothing about football and isn't afraid to show it. Jiminphilly's wife knows more about the game.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:52 pm

BSmack wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:T-rex is a lock. Paul has to be on the list just on principle.

mvscal??? one of the wittiest, consistent floggers of tards in here..IMHO
He knows nothing about football and isn't afraid to show it. Jiminphilly's wife knows more about the game.

Of course she does. She listens to me talk about it all the time.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:05 pm

BSmack wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:T-rex is a lock. Paul has to be on the list just on principle.

mvscal??? one of the wittiest, consistent floggers of tards in here..IMHO
He knows nothing about football and isn't afraid to show it. Jiminphilly's wife knows more about the game.

Jiminphilly's wife knows more about football than jiminphilly!

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:10 pm

ChargerMike wrote:
BSmack wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:T-rex is a lock. Paul has to be on the list just on principle.

mvscal??? one of the wittiest, consistent floggers of tards in here..IMHO
He knows nothing about football and isn't afraid to show it. Jiminphilly's wife knows more about the game.

Jiminphilly's wife knows more about football than jiminphilly!

She is Robin Bakay?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:39 pm

ChargerMike wrote:
BSmack wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:T-rex is a lock. Paul has to be on the list just on principle.

mvscal??? one of the wittiest, consistent floggers of tards in here..IMHO
He knows nothing about football and isn't afraid to show it. Jiminphilly's wife knows more about the game.

Jiminphilly's wife knows more about football than jiminphilly!

Hush up. I don't start trashing Charger fans until week 7 of the NFL.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:08 pm

BSmack wrote:Jiminphilly's wife knows more about the game.

She damn sure knows more about making confidence picks than Jim, that's fo' shur. :P

As for my vote, it goes hands down to Diogenes. Dude about makes me want to retch every time I come across one his posts, so I scroll quickly before the bile rises.

The rest on the list are at least good for a chuckle now and then.

Except for mtool, that is.

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:26 pm

Where is your name, asswipe? I've seen you get called out more than a time or two you scrotum sucker.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:36 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Neely8 wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:Jiminphilly's wife knows more about football than jiminphilly!
She is Robin Bakay?
He wishes.

Don't we all??

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:52 pm

Headhunter wrote:And Paul doesn't even make the cut. I'm not sure if that bodes well for Paul, or just shows how many tards we have running around this joint.

The latter.

Paul learned how to laugh at himself, which makes him aces in my book. A skill that Whitey Wagon and kcmcribcage still haven't quite grasped yet.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:53 pm

Headhunter wrote:And Paul doesn't even make the cut. I'm not sure if that bodes well for Paul, or just shows how many tards we have running around this joint.

Its both. Paul is better and we're taking on tards like the Titantic took on seawater.

upstart · Post by **upstart** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:16 am

I would bet Bsmack is the only vote for Mvscal,you should have put
your name up with your poll....you would have my vote.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:07 am

upstart wrote:I would bet Bsmack is the only vote for Mvscal,you should have put your name up with your poll....you would have my vote.

No, I voted for Babs. Oh, and thanks for putting your name in the ring.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:04 pm

JHawkBCD wrote: Paul learned how to laugh at himself, which makes him aces in my book. A skill that Whitey Wagon and kcmcribcage still haven't quite grasped yet.

^^^ So says the self-important dork who follows me around like a pound puppy hoping against hope that somebody, anybody, will throw him a bone.

Speaking of grasp, your reach always exceeds it, and yes, I'm laughing at you, not with you.

flippin' tard, time for you to break out the oh so fresh fence and A/C smack or something equally as epoch right about now, because that's all you have, bitch.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:12 pm

War Wagon wrote:
JHawkBCD wrote: Paul learned how to laugh at himself, which makes him aces in my book. A skill that Whitey Wagon and kcmcribcage still haven't quite grasped yet.
^^^ So says the self-important dork who follows me around like a pound puppy hoping against hope that somebody, anybody, will throw him a bone.

OK, a dog that follows you around has a death wish.

Happy?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:22 pm

BSmack wrote: OK, a dog that follows you around has a death wish.

Somehow, I expected better of you Bri. Is that supposed to be funny? Maybe it was three years ago, but turn the page already.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:33 pm

War Wagon wrote:
BSmack wrote: OK, a dog that follows you around has a death wish.
Somehow, I expected better of you Bri. Is that supposed to be funny? Maybe it was three years ago, but turn the page already.

Hey, its got you melting.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:20 pm

BSmack wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
BSmack wrote: OK, a dog that follows you around has a death wish.
Somehow, I expected better of you Bri. Is that supposed to be funny? Maybe it was three years ago, but turn the page already.
Hey, its got you melting.

Nothing new about that.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:36 pm

War Wagon wrote: flippin' tard, time for you to break out the oh so fresh fence and A/C smack or something equally as epoch right about now, because that's all you have, bitch.

Actually, I have a cool home in the summer and live pets in the back yard, too... which is nice.

War Wagon wrote:
BSmack wrote: OK, a dog that follows you around has a death wish.
Somehow, I expected better of you Bri. Is that supposed to be funny? Maybe it was three years ago, but turn the page already.

On the contrary... 401K smack, forklift smack, Whitey Wagon pushing the envelope on child labor laws smack, pets preferring death by truck rather than staying in Whitey Wagon's backyard smack, and Whitey Wagon foregoing installation costs for air conditioning in his Kansas City home in favor of his monthly WebTV service smack, will ALWAYS be fresh.

Rack Bri.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:34 pm

:roll:

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:39 am

BSmack wrote:
upstart wrote:...you should have put your name up with your poll....you would have my vote.
No, I'm too much of a pussy.

Obviously.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:19 am

Let's break down the candidates a little more thoroughly, shall we?

Babs (MSUFAN) - Seldom posts in here (Thank G & G) - biggest football fourm claim to fame is whinning about a call. If that were the sole criteria, Poptart would have won this badboy 3 straight years

Dumbass (PISC) - Incoherent? yes. A Cryin Ryan? No. - 3 years ago when he was railing about Ray Lewis he was a tard. Since then Duane has morphed into our Piggyskin version of bbqjones

T_Rex - Ankle bitter of the year. Unable to respond to direct questions or offer a single original thought reagrading his own team. Welched when he was in the JAFBBL - a definite candidate

It Can't Stop Farting Out Bad Takes - To be honest, I scroll past his drivel. I can't tell you a single bad take he's ever written beacuse I havn't bothered to read any

M2 - What does Selling windchimes and running around in tights have to do with the NFL? The dude is a 49er fan so I guess it goes with the territory. Still he at least understands the principal of football which puts him at least 3 levels above....

Diogenes - The Labrea tar pit of the football fourm. He is the mark of death for ever thread he posts in. Thinks posting soft core pron fresh. Knows less about the NFL than Irie does about dental hygene. Without a doubt the biggest tard to ever stroke a key in this fourm

mvscal - racist windbag xenophobe with scant understanding of Modern football trategy, but knows NFL history to be fairly competitive when playing Trivial Pursuit. Should not have been nominated.

Fraudo - Chronic spammer that lies about himself reveals his huge inferiority complex. A tard, but not my first choice to strike with a ball peen hammer.

And the Loser is.........

Diogenes

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 5:08 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Quit mocking the Squaws' alleged 'defense', fucko.

Since I'm so far in you takeless bitches' collective domes, let me break this unfortunate tie....

Diogenes.

No, I'm not laughing with you losers.

Good luck on your 14-2 season though. :twisted:

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:51 pm

Bumping this to help fraudo overtake m2.

Plungerings in multiple threads? Yep.

Making claims he can't back up? Check.

Outstanding idiocy as of the last day or so.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:56 pm

there's a LONG Waaaaay to Go there...RF!

somebody will emerge from the Pack by week 10!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:44 am

Qbert wrote:
somebody will emerge from the Pack by week 10!

It appears there are two that are beginning to distance themselves from the Peloton......

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:08 am

There is now way Paul doesn't even make the list. How about write ins.....that dude takes the fruit cake.....probably eats it.....to NOT have him on a list is tragic. Sorry, but no tard hiding. If you really feel he won't garner votes then put him on the list. It won't matter right?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:20 am

T REX wrote:There is now way Paul doesn't even make the list. How about write ins.....that dude takes the fruit cake.....probably eats it.....to NOT have him on a list is tragic. Sorry, but no tard hiding. If you really feel he won't garner votes then put him on the list. It won't matter right?

WTF are you talking about? 1000 people dying in a hurricane is tragic. Paul not joining you on a list of tards is a non factor. Well, this is until it provoked a meltdown. Now its pure comedy gold.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:27 am

You think I care what happens on some insignificant message board in the middle of butt fucking cyber-egypt? Brother, a splash of humility will do you some good. This place ain't nothing....your hurricane reference all the way. However, you can't just grossly overlook the obvious either. Paul is reigning champ round these parts. Dude, goes out of his way to insult everyone.

I guess the better question is WHY was he left off the list....ya stuffing ballots? Mmmmm......stuffing?

Hey.....don't sidestep....thanks.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:39 am

T REX wrote:You think I care what happens on some insignificant message board in the middle of butt fucking cyber-egypt? Brother, a splash of humility will do you some good. This place ain't nothing....your hurricane reference all the way. However, you can't just grossly overlook the obvious either. Paul is reigning champ round these parts. Dude, goes out of his way to insult everyone.

I guess the better question is WHY was he left off the list....ya stuffing ballots? Mmmmm......stuffing?

Hey.....don't sidestep....thanks.

Why was Paul left off? It’s really simple. Though he's still not exactly giving Truman a run for his money, Paul has learned a thing or two in the past year. He's sacked up and brought some game to the table.

So, when I was taking 5 minutes out of my life to contemplate just who amongst you retards it the most God awful example of posting this football season, I have to say Paul didn't make that cut.

You, on the other hand, are doing your best to make the Fraudo v m2 contest a perfectly revolting three-way affair.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:45 am

I'll have some comment on the current discussion.......as soon as I figure out what Peloton is.

New planet....out past Pluto...?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:02 am

^^^Tennis geek knows at least something about cycling does he not?

trolltart, the peloton is that large group of riders chasing Lance up and down the Pyrennees.

Tell me you knew.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:58 pm

BSmack wrote:
T REX wrote:You think I care what happens on some insignificant message board in the middle of butt fucking cyber-egypt? Brother, a splash of humility will do you some good. This place ain't nothing....your hurricane reference all the way. However, you can't just grossly overlook the obvious either. Paul is reigning champ round these parts. Dude, goes out of his way to insult everyone.

I guess the better question is WHY was he left off the list....ya stuffing ballots? Mmmmm......stuffing?

Hey.....don't sidestep....thanks.
Why was Paul left off? It’s really simple. Though he's still not exactly giving Truman a run for his money, Paul has learned a thing or two in the past year. He's sacked up and brought some game to the table.

So, when I was taking 5 minutes out of my life to contemplate just who amongst you retards it the most God awful example of posting this football season, I have to say Paul didn't make that cut.

You, on the other hand, are doing your best to make the Fraudo v m2 contest a perfectly revolting three-way affair.

Who the fuck made you judge and jury. that's why everyone votes ya fucking fascist.

Whatever, i don't even post all that much. Sorry.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:13 pm

T REX wrote:Whatever, i don't even post all that much.

Thank you.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:53 pm

Put me down for Fraudo. Thanks.

Love,

TRoTS

Red · Post by **Red** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:34 pm

So who moves on to the final ballot? Top three? Or is it a two-tard runoff?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:49 pm

Red wrote:So who moves on to the final ballot? Top three? Or is it a two-tard runoff?

Here's the standings so far.

Babs (MSUFAN) [ 4 ]
Dumbass (PISC) [ 0 ]
T_Rex [ 7 ]
It Can't Stop Farting Out Bad Takes [ 0 ]
M2 [ 8 ]
Diogenes [ 7 ]
mvscal [ 1 ]
Fraudo [ 8 ]

There's a long way to go in this season and I'd hate to prematurely run a deserving tard. I say keep it open til the end of the year.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:56 pm

We need a weekly tard market report to track our blue chip movers and shakers.

For now, I think I'll sell Frodo short to pick up a few extra Trix this week.

T1B

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