Listen up, snowflakes! Ovechkin is rolling

AcidQueen · Post by **AcidQueen** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:04 am

The Rat Pack wrote:ATG gets the game winner.. Can you dig it?

No.

fix · Post by **fix** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:31 am

The Rat Pack wrote:Can you dig it?

BookerATG?

Mainiac · Post by **Mainiac** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:51 pm

Rat, you're cracking me up. Me a "hater"??? That shows how little you "get it". To hate something I have to give a shit about it. Understand?

Ovencookin' is a good player, the Caps still suck. Keep entertain', ok?

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:51 pm

Tune in and see the highlite for the 1st goal of the night for ATG.

It'll be on sportcenter after they show Crosby walking Maria's dog. Backhand, top shelf, plowed the goalie.

The Natural. Unbelievable.

Give him the C ..give him all the cash, give him a plane and a boatload of babes.

I have tears in my eyes. I could care less if they win this game. It sent chills down my spine seeing him move. He's a goddamn thoroughbred!

Otis wrote:
The Rat Pack wrote:Can you dig it?
BookerATG?

I didn't say 'Suckah'. :wink:

AcidQueen · Post by **AcidQueen** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:00 am

It was a very nice goal--but what you neglect to mention is that he HAS NO TEAM TO BACK HIM UP and that he and the rest of the Crapitals got punked 7-2 by the team with THE WORST POWER PLAY IN THE LEAGUE FOR THREE SEASONS RUNNING.

:roll:

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:37 am

I'm sad again ..... :cry:

JD · Post by JD » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:40 am

Gotta say, that was a great goal tonight!!

Not the backhand-plowing-over-goalie stuff that Rat Pack talks about, but the way he knocked that puck out of mid-air and still had the presense to take it to the net. That was impressive.

Mainiac · Post by **Mainiac** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:56 pm

The Rat Pack wrote: I have tears in my eyes. I could care less if they win this game. It sent chills down my spine seeing him move. He's a goddamn thoroughbred!

A thoroughbred surrounded by a bunch of donkeys. It is a good thing that you could care less who wins this game or any other game.

AcidQueen · Post by **AcidQueen** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:35 pm

Now taking bets on how soon The Rat Pack will jump on the Crosby bus after Ovechkin suffers his first injury.

Call now, operators are standing by.

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:10 pm

Mop, you're a moron.

When have I ever stopped cheering for the caps?

Honestly, you are delusional. You're living proof that if you tell a lie often enough...you start to believe it. What's the use...you're dismissed. Go back to your mopping up and avoiding the hubby's fist.

I know that the rest of you women have your tongues drooling for Maria's bottom boy.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:02 pm

The Rat Pack wrote:Mop, you're a moron.

When have I ever stopped cheering for the caps?

Back in the day when you were a Penguins fan.

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:10 pm

Oh Really, Hap?

Tell me about the enchanted days when I was a pens fan?

Hap, stick too the facts or fuck off..
(What a fucking loser)

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:59 pm

Note for Hap***

My original post, before it was edited, had nothing to do with you.

Carry on, Hap.

hap?

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:04 am

Oh God, ATG has another point!

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:06 am

Who the hell messing with my posts?

The post 3 above is not mine

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:20 am

Ovechkin is rolling but the Caps are without a doubt the worst team in the NHL. How long til Frankenstein's monster (Hanlon) gets canned?

AcidQueen · Post by **AcidQueen** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:59 am

The Rat Pack wrote:I'm a moron.

FTFY

When have I ever stopped cheering for the caps?

Sometime around February, after they're eliminated from the playoffs. And then there was your stint as a Pens fan--and as a Stars fan before that. And of course the Rangers after they traded for Jagr.

Give it up, chief--you're nothing but a bandwagon-hopping foolio, and everyone on this board knows it.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:40 am

The Rat Pack wrote:Oh Really, Hap?

Tell me about the enchanted days when I was a pens fan?

Hap, stick too the facts or fuck off..
(What a fucking loser)

AcidQueen wrote:And then there was your stint as a Pens fan--and as a Stars fan before that. And of course the Rangers after they traded for Jagr.

Give it up, chief--you're nothing but a bandwagon-hopping foolio, and everyone on this board knows it.

AQ backs me up fuckwad. You are a bandwagon tard, just like your troll al_incognito. I think it's about you ejected from this board eeeerrrrrrrr 'take care of important issues outside of the board'.

:roll:

Run along Sparky, and let the grownups discuss hockey.

Mainiac · Post by **Mainiac** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:59 pm

I disagree with you Hap. Rat offers entertainment value and, yes, he cracks me up----something I can't say about you. Stay where you are Rat, we "grown-ups" (somehow I don't think of the word "grown-up" when Hap comes to mind) could use the distraction.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:46 pm

Caught the Caps last night against the Islanders along with 2,000 of my closest friends - I don't care what the "official" attendance says. Whatever the team record is for most goals allowed in a season, this shitty ass team may be poised to shatter it. Worst defense I have evah seen.

Alex O., on the other hand, is the realmuthafuckin deal.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:11 am

Mainiac wrote: (somehow I don't think of the word "grown-up" when Hap comes to mind)

Just like I don't think of the word 'gonads' when you come to mind.

Smoked Meat · Post by **Smoked Meat** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:28 am

"paging cripple fight troll"

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:53 am

Tom In VA wrote:Thrashers.

I love those fries in Ocean City! :D

Mainiac · Post by **Mainiac** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:46 pm

Hapday wrote:
Mainiac wrote: (somehow I don't think of the word "grown-up" when Hap comes to mind)
Just like I don't think of the word 'gonads' when you come to mind.

I certainly hope I wouldn't inspire thoughts of male genitalia for you Hap.

fix · Post by **fix** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:02 pm

Smoked Meat wrote:"paging cripple fight troll"

Nice game last night eh?

:wink:

It was nice to see the Habs retire Courneyeur's number 12 along with Dickie Moore and Boom Boom's sweaters.

Long overdue.

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:59 pm

They just announced the numbers being retired, the actual ceremonies will be in March.

fix · Post by **fix** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:24 pm

Cross Traffic wrote:They just announced the numbers being retired, the actual ceremonies will be in March.

Not exactly..

They honoured all 3 last night but the Canadiens will pay tribute to Moore and Cournoyer in a pre-game ceremony on Saturday, November 12, against the Toronto Maple Leafs, while Geoffrion’s tribute will take place on Saturday March 11, prior to the game between the Canadiens and the New York Rangers.

Either way.. it's something that was long overdue and good on them for retiring those sweaters.

Smoked Meat · Post by **Smoked Meat** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:16 pm

Otis wrote:
Smoked Meat wrote:"paging cripple fight troll"

Nice game last night eh?

:wink:

I was working last night so I couldn't watch the game. Since sneaking in the office building with a 12 inch TV was impossible, I attempted to purchase one of those Casio pocket TVs but the freakin' str at Central Station didn't open as scheduled and I soon had to leave for work. Why does these situations always occur at the wrong moment? Aaaaargh, my co-workers noticed I was extremely irritable last night.

Anyway I'm not picking up any calls from TO today, bode me.

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:13 am

Reporter: You have heroes
ATG: Yes
Reporter: Well who is the best player out there?
ATG: Right now?
Reporter: Yes
ATG: Me

The confidence...
The potential...
The Hockey God

Maria is getting booed at home in front of 4 000 people..

AcidQueen · Post by **AcidQueen** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:25 pm

I notice you didn't show up the night that Ovenkitchen was HELD WITHOUT A POINT by the Hurricanes. Why is that?

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:08 pm

Read page one about my real life importance.

You're dismissed, Mop.

AcidQueen · Post by **AcidQueen** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:35 am

The Rat Pack wrote:I'm a bandwagoning weenbag who only shows up when things are going my way.

FTFY :roll:

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:17 am

AcidQueen wrote:
The Rat Pack wrote:I'm a bandwagoning weenbag who only shows up when things are going my way.
FTFY :roll:

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:27 am

Let's get back to me cheering for the Rangers...

Wouldn't stand to reason that I would be cheering for them? Jagr as 18 points... Yet I haven't mentioned him or them on this board.. Not once..

Like I said before... Acid queen is flatout lying.

I like the way you changed my post... That's groundbreaking.. That's Hap territory.

Oh yeah.. Two more goals from ATG What a juggernaut

AcidQueen · Post by **AcidQueen** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:38 am

The Rat Pack wrote:Let's get back to me cheering for the Rangers...

Wouldn't stand to reason that I would be cheering for them? Jagr as 18 points... Yet I haven't mentioned him or them on this board.. Not once..

Doesn't change what I said.

Like I said before... Acid queen is flatout lying.

Just cos it hasn't happened on this board (yet), that doesn't mean it hasn't ever happened. Nice try, kid.

The Rat Pack · Post by **The Rat Pack** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:34 am

Ho hum Another two ppg's for ATG. The Caps lay a beatdown on the struggling leafs.

ATG is the frontrunner for the Calder. That's two game winning goals in a row.

AcidQueen · Post by **AcidQueen** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:49 pm

Smack aside for a moment:

Ovechkin is playing absolutely lights-out. If he keeps it up, especially on a dismal Crapitals team where Kolzig is the only other real talent right now, then he deserves the Calder and he should get the Calder--but I am wholly convinced that he won't get the Calder for two reasons:

1) Ovechkin's a Russkie going up against a Canadian who's been anointed as "The Next One" even though he hasn't done jack fucking shit to back it up since the season started.

2) The NHL has had Sidney Crosby's name engraved on it from day freaking one, so he'll get it unless he suffers a complete and total collapse on the ice one night and there's nothing left of him but a naked singularity--and even then there's still a damn good chance that he'll win it.

Now, I appreciate the talent that Sid Crosby has, and I appreciate his potential too--but let's be real. If Sid the Kid gets the Calder with the decidedly lackluster season he's likely to have based on his performance ~14 games in, it'll be obvious as hell that the fix is in.

Let the smack resume.

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:15 pm

Cam Ward from the Hurricanes will probably get some votes as well, he has looked good so far.

Jason LaBarbara would be a great candidate, but he turns 26 this January.

JD · Post by JD » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:36 pm

AcidQueen wrote:1) Ovechkin's a Russkie going up against a Canadian who's been anointed as "The Next One" even though he hasn't done jack fucking shit to back it up since the season started.

I was with you up until here... maybe a quick glance at the rookie scoring leaders (yes, assists count as points too) would tell you that Crosby's been pretty damn impressive as well. If you mentioned that Ovechkin has less to work with, I might have conceded your point.

There are a lot of great rookies in the NHL this year. It's nice to see a bit of a changing of the guard, seeing some of the older tired names leave finally, and some fresh blood coming in.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:10 pm

The Rat Pack wrote: The Caps lay a beatdown on the struggling leafs.

Yeah, 5-4 is certainly a beatdown.

I am also really shocked that you decided to show up after a Crapitals win.

I guess the good news is that if you only show up during a Crapitals win, then you won't be posting here a lot.