Jeff2K5 time to collect your sig for the week.
Jeff2K5 time to collect your sig for the week.
Although my sexual, financial, and physical failures as a man are legendary they have helped prepare me for yet another sorry season as a Foreskin fan. I now realize that Gibbs is completely senile and can't hold a candle to Shanny as a coach. Allow me to put aside my blatant homosexual attraction to ICSF long enough to rack him for being correct about this game.
Tough game, ugly game, I was sweating it at the end.
Rack Ian Gold for coming up big when it mattered the most.
Bell was nails as well. Think he wanted to show Portis who the better back was?
Plummer played like a bitch for most of the day. Unwar inconsistent QB's.
Tough game, ugly game, I was sweating it at the end.
Rack Ian Gold for coming up big when it mattered the most.
Bell was nails as well. Think he wanted to show Portis who the better back was?
Plummer played like a bitch for most of the day. Unwar inconsistent QB's.
Re: Jeff2K5 time to collect your sig for the week.
Just in case you were wondering fartbrains, I didn't hide after the game. I had important things to take care of last night and I was working today. But alas here I am.icantstopfartingandthinkingaboutbuffmenwhoiwantablowjobfrom wrote:Although my sexual, financial, and physical failures as a man are legendary they have helped prepare me for yet another sorry season as a Foreskin fan. I now realize that Gibbs is completely senile and can't hold a candle to Shanny as a coach. Allow me to put aside my blatant homosexual attraction to ICSF long enough to rack him for being correct about this game.
Tough game, ugly game, I was sweating it at the end.
Rack Ian Gold for coming up big when it mattered the most.
Bell was nails as well. Think he wanted to show Portis who the better back was?
Plummer played like a bitch for most of the day. Unwar inconsistent QB's.
Thoughts on the game....... considering how big of a homefield advantage Invesco field is, the Redskins played a hell of a game. Those big runs by Bell were killers as was the blocked FG, otherwise the Skins win that game easily as their defense shut down the Donks all day sans those 3 big plays. And btw Portis had 20 carries for 105 yards fartwipe which is 5+ ypg, not bad against your so called "great" defense.
I also appreciated the fact that when the Redskins were on offense the refs consistantly made them use the same wet ball play after play while the Donks got dry balls to use. And then there was Plummer's FUMBLE on his own 2 yard line, and the call was reversed. Fucking "tuck" rule I guess? There was not enough evidence to overturn it yet the refs did anyway. Gee I wonder if it had anything to do with the game being in Dungver.
Nevertheless, the Donks did win and props to them, but from what I saw yesterday if those 2 teams played 10 times (no matter where) the Redskins would win 9. Yesterday happened to be the 1 exception.
As for the sig bet, I refuse to use a homo-erotic fantasy of yours as a sig. And I will never rack your sorry pathetic moronic babbling shit-for-brains ass for anything. You're the lowest form of excrement hitting the submit button around here and I won't lower myself to your garbage existence. You are the only poster on the boards whom is a total piece of shit and whom I have no respect for. And knowing you, I'm betting that had the Redskins won, you wouldn't accept the sig I laid out for you. Even Cowboy and Eagle fans have my respect because while they are rabid fans of their teams, they will call a spade a spade. And even other Donkey fans will tell it like it is. Now before you get your shit stained panties in a bunch, just to show you that I'm not avoiding a sig and that I'm a reasonable loser, I will either use whatever sig another Donkey fan comes up with, a sig agreed upon by all Donk fans, OR if you put aside your homo-erotic fantasies and actually make a feeble attempt to keep the sig mostly football related :roll: , I will use one from you. To further prove that I took the loss like a man (which you wouldn't have), while you and any other Donk fans you choose to consult with over what sig I should be fitted with I will use a modified version of the one you came up with and give my own props to the Donkeys at the same time. So get together with your Donkey buddies and get to work on something else.
I fully intend to make a sig bet with Chief fan for this Sunday and I will gladly use whichever sig they come up with should I lose just because I respect the Chief fans on here.
Gibbs can't hold a candle to Ratface as a coach eh? 3 Superbowl titles with 3 different QB's and meanwhile Rat hasn't won a playoff game since #7 retired? Okie dokie there buddy.
Re: Jeff2K5 time to collect your sig for the week.
You weren't even close to being correct about the game.icantstopfarting wrote:........ ICSF long enough to rack him for being correct about this game.
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http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/live/NFL_20051009_WAS@DENicantstopfarting wrote:How very unsurprising to witness Foreskin fan tarding up yet another thread with ridiculous predicions and foolish statements in general.
It stands to reason though, when you have been on the losing end of trades with Denver twice in recent years I suppose the pain becomes unbearable after a while.
Bow down and thanks the gods you have a decent defense Foreskin fan. This is the only hope you have of avoiding a complete and utter blowout. Portis is gonna find that he is not as welcome in Denver as he once was. Considering that you have no QB that is worth a shit on your roster and marginal receivers at best I'd have to say that Sonic will find yards to come by few and far between.
When you fall behind Foreskin fan (and you will) our D line will tee off on whatever sacrificial lamb you line up behind center. Whether it's a 47 year old Brunell or Patrick (I couldn't hit the ocean with one of my passes) Ramsey the results will be the same.
To be honest your team has really been pissing me off so far. I expected a top ten pick out of you bitches (Yet another rape by Shanny) but it appears that Gibbs has been pouring his Viagra stash into the teams water or something because you have manned up at times. Don't get carried away though bitches, a combo of a light schedule and a fairytale finish is the only reason you can stake such a claim.
All that shit ends soon enough though. Your feeble minded coach doesn't have what it takes any more and he will be left shaking and confused after the master unveils his plan for the game. Portis will sadly view the offense he left behind tearing down the field on one drive after another as we plug in whoever the fuck we feel like to bust 100 + yards.
We have a team Foreskin fan, you have Portis and nothing else on offense. Yeah yeah he ran for a bunch of yards but how is that YPC looking nowadays? It was pretty fucking respectable while he was here. Over 5 I think, is he anywhere near 5 a carry now?Hmmm what could the difference be?
Portis gets about 25 carries for about 75 yards. Brunell is pleading with the old fart Gibbs to pull him after our 5th sack. Bailey takes one to the house just to remind you that he is a better player than Portis ever will be. Broncos win going away in this one.
Reality is a bitch Foreskin fan and soon enough you will be ours.![]()
Broncos 31 Foreskins 9
Not for nothing, but it was FAR from your colorful imagery of an ass whoopin'. Perhaps next time a little less hot air won't cloud your crystal ball up as much.
Two big plays by Bell. That's really all you had.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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one big play. take a look at the second run when you get a chance and watch marcus washington.Tom In VA wrote:
Two big plays by Bell. That's really all you had.
right on!Portis gets about 25 carries for about 75 yards. Brunell is pleading with the old fart Gibbs to pull him after our 5th sack. Bailey takes one to the house just to remind you that he is a better player than Portis ever will be. Broncos win going away in this one.
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Awwww, whats the matter Foreskin fan? Melting much? You won't accept a sig? A classic case of bet welching. You guys can sit in a circle and discuss what if this and what if that all you want, but Donkfan, including ICSF, has Bode on you guys and you should sport whatever it is he comes up with. You may not like it, but you should wear it unless you want to be thrown into the same group as RuPaul Walker Lindh. Sack up Jeff, be a fucking man, and wear that pathetic piece of shit signature.
Oh, and by the way, I told you so.
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Oh, and by the way, I told you so.
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No shit. Take your sig like a man and STFU.
Hell, we've all been on the bad side of a sig/Av bet at some point in time or another.
Wear it for a week, and move on.
If you can't accept a freaking sig don't make the bet in the first place. You know sigs can be brutal at times.
Hell, we've all been on the bad side of a sig/Av bet at some point in time or another.
Wear it for a week, and move on.
If you can't accept a freaking sig don't make the bet in the first place. You know sigs can be brutal at times.
Dinsdale wrote:This board makes me feel like Stephen-Hawking-For-The-Day, except my penis is functional and I can walk and stuff.
1. I didn't bet with ICSF
2. The "win" was a narrowly averted defeat that does not merit the level of gloating ICSF is drooling out of his maw.
3. Way to piss off Redskin Nation.
In solidarity with Brutha Jeff2K5
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2. The "win" was a narrowly averted defeat that does not merit the level of gloating ICSF is drooling out of his maw.
3. Way to piss off Redskin Nation.
In solidarity with Brutha Jeff2K5
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With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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1. Correct. So why are you posting that ridiculous sig?Tom In VA wrote:1. I didn't bet with ICSF
2. The "win" was a narrowly averted defeat that does not merit the level of gloating ICSF is drooling out of his maw.
3. Way to piss off Redskin Nation.
In solidarity with Brutha Jeff2K5
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2. Wrong. Anytime your team wins you have Bode. Bottom line. Any amount of gloating is permitted when your team has Bode.
3. Glad someone other than myself could do it.
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Jeff 2K5 wrote:I fully intend to make a sig bet with Chief fan for this Sunday and I will gladly use whichever sig they come up with should I lose just because I respect the Chief fans on here.
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I'm sure you'll get lots of takers on that bet. Fool me once, shame on you...
You made a bet. You lost the bet (just barely, I know :roll: ). And of course it was all the refs' fault. Boo-fucking-hoo.
Bitch move.
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Well, everyone is beating up on a fellow Skins fan. In an attempt to "huddle" the team up, I figured if I'd don the sig, Jeff wouldn't mind donning it either.DallasFanatic wrote: 1. Correct. So why are you posting that ridiculous sig?
So much for my "team building" skills.
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It was an honorable attempt. But it appears as though Jeff is going to welch on his bet.
There's still time to make this right, Jeff. Otherwise you'll carry the curse of a welcher forever.
Do the right thing. It's just a fucking sig.
There's still time to make this right, Jeff. Otherwise you'll carry the curse of a welcher forever.
Do the right thing. It's just a fucking sig.
Dinsdale wrote:This board makes me feel like Stephen-Hawking-For-The-Day, except my penis is functional and I can walk and stuff.
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This is totally classic. Jeffy posts 100 pieces of crap a day and now that his team took a shit he disappears. Nice loyalty asshole. Let me guess, we'll see Jeff bright and early come Sunday? Oops, no we won't, because he will have to sport the sig of Chief fan.
We all got on Pauls case when he welched on his RuPaul sig and that eventually led to his Board Bitch award. The same can be said for little ol Jeffy. Way to sack up chump.
We all got on Pauls case when he welched on his RuPaul sig and that eventually led to his Board Bitch award. The same can be said for little ol Jeffy. Way to sack up chump.
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DallasFanatic wrote: Ouch Orc. That sig/Av is brutal.
BWAHAHAHA
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I hope the Boys win out, DF, because at some point someone is going to take revenge on me, and I'm affraid you're going to get caught up in the melee.
Dinsdale wrote:This board makes me feel like Stephen-Hawking-For-The-Day, except my penis is functional and I can walk and stuff.
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I already have my AV planned for you after the Monday night game in Philly HH! :twisted:Headhunter wrote:DallasFanatic wrote: Ouch Orc. That sig/Av is brutal.
BWAHAHAHA
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I hope the Boys win out, DF, because at some point someone is going to take revenge on me, and I'm affraid you're going to get caught up in the melee.
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Aww c'mon peeps. Maybe something happened to him. At least allow him to explain and still wear the sig for a week before any rash decisions are made.
Hell, when he comes back maybe I'll wear that foul sig again for solidarity.
But this time, and holy shit .... that sig already made me sound gay ... he'll have to lead.
But seriously, I'll be god damned to see you all rough necks try and pass a fellow Redskins fan around for a pack of smokes.
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Hell, when he comes back maybe I'll wear that foul sig again for solidarity.
But this time, and holy shit .... that sig already made me sound gay ... he'll have to lead.
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But seriously, I'll be god damned to see you all rough necks try and pass a fellow Redskins fan around for a pack of smokes.
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With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
It doesn't look like he's posted since Tuesday, BB, and I'm willing to bet he'll find no solace in the other forums.
This is all pathetic, actually. Especially when you consider the 'tard avs we're currently sporting (gfyhh).
Say what you want about Paul, but at least he had the stones to confront his own well-deserved pile-on. Judging by his silence in this thread and the fact he's letting a softball drop to the ground here, I'd say he's learned a few things since then, as well.
Definitely rackworthy.
This is all pathetic, actually. Especially when you consider the 'tard avs we're currently sporting (gfyhh).
Say what you want about Paul, but at least he had the stones to confront his own well-deserved pile-on. Judging by his silence in this thread and the fact he's letting a softball drop to the ground here, I'd say he's learned a few things since then, as well.
Definitely rackworthy.
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Something did happenTom In VA wrote:Aww c'mon peeps. Maybe something happened to him. At least allow him to explain and still wear the sig for a week before any rash decisions are made.
Hell, when he comes back maybe I'll wear that foul sig again for solidarity.
But this time, and holy shit .... that sig already made me sound gay ... he'll have to lead.
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But seriously, I'll be god damned to see you all rough necks try and pass a fellow Redskins fan around for a pack of smokes.
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He made a bet, didn't like the result so he pussed out. If you want to align yourself with a welcher- more power to ya Tom!Jeff 2K5 wrote: As for the sig bet, I refuse to use a homo-erotic fantasy of yours as a sig. And I will never rack your sorry pathetic moronic babbling shit-for-brains ass for anything. You're the lowest form of excrement hitting the submit button around here and I won't lower myself to your garbage existence. You are the only poster on the boards whom is a total piece of shit and whom I have no respect for. And knowing you, I'm betting that had the Redskins won, you wouldn't accept the sig I laid out for you. Even Cowboy and Eagle fans have my respect because while they are rabid fans of their teams, they will call a spade a spade. And even other Donkey fans will tell it like it is. Now before you get your shit stained panties in a bunch, just to show you that I'm not avoiding a sig and that I'm a reasonable loser, I will either use whatever sig another Donkey fan comes up with, a sig agreed upon by all Donk fans, OR if you put aside your homo-erotic fantasies and actually make a feeble attempt to keep the sig mostly football related :roll: , I will use one from you. To further prove that I took the loss like a man (which you wouldn't have), while you and any other Donk fans you choose to consult with over what sig I should be fitted with I will use a modified version of the one you came up with and give my own props to the Donkeys at the same time. So get together with your Donkey buddies and get to work on something else.
I fully intend to make a sig bet with Chief fan for this Sunday and I will gladly use whichever sig they come up with should I lose just because I respect the Chief fans on here.
Gibbs can't hold a candle to Ratface as a coach eh? 3 Superbowl titles with 3 different QB's and meanwhile Rat hasn't won a playoff game since #7 retired? Okie dokie there buddy.
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True that- but part of me laughed when I saw the one HH saddled me with... :Dorcinus wrote:It doesn't look like he's posted since Tuesday, BB, and I'm willing to bet he'll find no solace in the other forums.
This is all pathetic, actually. Especially when you consider the 'tard avs we're currently sporting (gfyhh).
Yeah fuckers.... I'm back
BBMarley wrote: He made a bet, didn't like the result so he pussed out. If you want to align yourself with a welcher- more power to ya Tom!
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Lighten up Bob, read the entire thread. I was suggesting I'd put the sig BACK on as I did to show Jeff it ain't nothing but a thing.
If he comes back and it turns out he's willing to redeem himself by wearing the sig a full week, the offer still stands.
as for "aligning" or allying myself with him, well .... He's a Skin's fan.
I hope that doesn't mean you and I won't talk to each other in the hallway between classes.
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yeah- we can still sit at the same lunch table too...Tom In VA wrote:BBMarley wrote: He made a bet, didn't like the result so he pussed out. If you want to align yourself with a welcher- more power to ya Tom!![]()
Lighten up Bob, read the entire thread. I was suggesting I'd put the sig BACK on as I did to show Jeff it ain't nothing but a thing.
If he comes back and it turns out he's willing to redeem himself by wearing the sig a full week, the offer still stands.
as for "aligning" or allying myself with him, well .... He's a Skin's fan.
I hope that doesn't mean you and I won't talk to each other in the hallway between classes.![]()
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jackass007 wrote:Jeff,
Last thing you wanna do here is welch on a bet..
If you did bet then
Put on that Sig!
This is as far as i got when i stumbled upon this pic. Jackass, is that a KIA your driving in the background? License plate # 1KIA4COWBOYFAITHFUL -
I gotta ask, what kind of damage does it do at the pump?
Originally Posted by GDub:
"The Skins might as well change their colors to pink and aqua marine, move the stadium to Dupont Circle, and change the logo to a fucking rainbow, because they're playing like a bunch of fags right now."
"The Skins might as well change their colors to pink and aqua marine, move the stadium to Dupont Circle, and change the logo to a fucking rainbow, because they're playing like a bunch of fags right now."
Re: Jeff2K5 time to collect your sig for the week.
Jeff,Jeff 2K5 wrote: I fully intend to make a sig bet with Chief fan for this Sunday and I will gladly use whichever sig they come up with should I lose just because I respect the Chief fans on here.
Aint a chance in hell any Chiefs fan will make a bet with your welching ass now, ya puss. Why is it so hard for you to sack up, and type some words on a keyboard, just to do the right thing and settle the most minor debt? Lemme give you an example ........
We make a bet, (wont happen now, ya fucking welcher) skins win, (wont happen) but you lay a hideous sig on me. I post the shit.
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"Skins rule Chiefs suck. But not as hard as my Grandma sucked my dick, while Dad was fucking me in the ass. Im gay, when Im not robbing the blind, and while I pretend to be a Chiefs fan, Im really bi - I get the NFL ticket, just so I can watch raiduh, and donk games, while I fondle now flacid useless penis, in hopes that it springs to life as it did in the glory days Stabler and Elway.
Words dude, just words on the screen. :roll:
Fuck, not like you have to open the wallet. Ya might as well just leave the board now, because this reputation will haunt you forever.
Okay, how about if Jeff comes back, before Sunday ......
1. Makes no other deals for this weeks games.
2. Wears the sig for the entire week next week.
He's a contributor and a decent read, PLUS, he's a Skins fan. Hate to throw him out for something that might be a small oversight.
Give him until kick off Sunday ?
Sincerely,
Tommy Cochran In VA
1. Makes no other deals for this weeks games.
2. Wears the sig for the entire week next week.
He's a contributor and a decent read, PLUS, he's a Skins fan. Hate to throw him out for something that might be a small oversight.
Give him until kick off Sunday ?
Sincerely,
Tommy Cochran In VA
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
tom
i don't think that Jeff has made a "small oversite;" plus, nobody that reads the Board 'with frequency' will EVER take an offer from him in regards to a sig/Av bet.
i don't "have the HAMMER" here...(just toys)...but, the DUDE has to STEP UP...period.
shit...he owes it to YOU at least. you've been carrying his WELCHING ASS for the last couple of Days.
that's what he has to do....apologize and OWN it.
tom
he can only RUN himself...OR BE RUN by the Posters....(unless he violates a Rule of the Board.)
no need for a time frame. The BOARD doesn't FORGET--->ask T REX.
i don't think that Jeff has made a "small oversite;" plus, nobody that reads the Board 'with frequency' will EVER take an offer from him in regards to a sig/Av bet.
i don't "have the HAMMER" here...(just toys)...but, the DUDE has to STEP UP...period.
shit...he owes it to YOU at least. you've been carrying his WELCHING ASS for the last couple of Days.
that's what he has to do....apologize and OWN it.
tom
he can only RUN himself...OR BE RUN by the Posters....(unless he violates a Rule of the Board.)
no need for a time frame. The BOARD doesn't FORGET--->ask T REX.
January 1, 2010....we're having DUCK for Dinner...
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