I've had it. Both of them can't sleep on Saturday nights because they are so anxious about their favorite team, the patriots, playing the next day. I have so many examples it's ridiculous. The original lovefest began for Simms during the Tuck game (Gumble was play by play that night). Nantz was first smitten the night they won the Super Bowl against the Panthers. You can see him on stage interviewing Belichick and getting a raging hard on while doing so.
But lately it's ridiculous. Against Atlanta last week, Brady threw a pass downfield, the receiver was interfered with, and here's how Nantz called it live... "...looking deep for Givens...and...Oh that's GOTTA BE pass interference!!! And THERE's the flag!" :roll:
Fucker sounded pissed during that milisecond where the ref didn't throw the flag. Every time Vinateri comes in for a field goal or an extra point attempt, nantz quest up the highlight reel of Adam's Greatest Kicks, as if we all haven't memorized them by now thanks to CBS shoving it down our throats EVERY time he comes out to kick.
Every time Brady completes a pass, Simms starts verbally blowing brady's dick by breaking down just how outstanding the field prescence and the VISION and the INTANGIBLES that allowed that play to work.
Every time the camera shows Bob Kraft up in the booth, wearing that goofy blue dress shirt with the white collar, SImms and Nantz start beating off in the booth.
Yesterday, while it was 28-3 and Denver was in control, Simms kept praying and saying "Here's a GREAT chance for New England to MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN..."
And as they are getting beat, Simms and Nantz decide to give the Patriot faithful and themselves some "cheer up, things are about to turn around this year!" news by releasing the doctor's statement clearing Tedy Bruschi to play. They both are of course delighte by this news, and start saying "It's his decision, but I think he's coming back!!!"
At the end of the game, the Pats claw their way back in to make it 28-20. Ball is at the 10 yard line with 5 minutes to go and Nantz says "where would you rank this in the great Tom Brady games of all time if he leads them to this comeback!!???"
Simms starts gushing and says, "it would be up there! i mean, the Super Bowls are the most special, but this would be something else, wouldn't it!?"
FUCK those two.
Nantz/Simms Patriots suckoff fest is unlistenable now...
There's a reason nobody ever hears an audio highlight of Jim Nance calling a game.
He's the worst. Ever. I suppose he's ok while serving as a gibbering dork "host" during CBS' golf and NFL pre- and post-game coverage -- for those of you who, for whatever reason, like that football-throwing, ass-grabbing, clowning around "entertainment," -- but dude is NOT a play-by-play announcer. Whoever decided he was needs a severe beating, along with Nance himself. Fucking cunt.
The only thing worse than this asshat "calling" games with Phil Simms is when he's "calling" college basketball with Billy Packer.
Absolutely horrible.
DIE Nance DIE
He's the worst. Ever. I suppose he's ok while serving as a gibbering dork "host" during CBS' golf and NFL pre- and post-game coverage -- for those of you who, for whatever reason, like that football-throwing, ass-grabbing, clowning around "entertainment," -- but dude is NOT a play-by-play announcer. Whoever decided he was needs a severe beating, along with Nance himself. Fucking cunt.
The only thing worse than this asshat "calling" games with Phil Simms is when he's "calling" college basketball with Billy Packer.
Absolutely horrible.
DIE Nance DIE
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UCant's 2,357th Troll
You can't not mention Brent Musberger's name when discussing the worst things in life.RadioFan wrote:The only thing worse than this asshat "calling" games with Phil Simms is when he's "calling" college basketball with Billy Packer
I'd rather have my balls nailed to a wing of an F-16 doing air tricks at Mach 3 whilst Nance's voice is being pumped into my ears as he suckles Brady's nuts than listen to Musberger do a game while Jenna Jameson sucks me off during overtime of the SuperBowl in the comfort of my living room.
UCant's 2,357th Troll wrote:I'd rather have my balls nailed to a wing of an F-16 doing air tricks at Mach 3 whilst Nance's voice is being pumped into my ears as he suckles Brady's nuts than listen to Musberger do a game while Jenna Jameson sucks me off during overtime of the SuperBowl in the comfort of my living room.
While I fully understand this sentiment, especially when that fuckstain tries calling NBA games ... Musberger, compared to Nance, is like wiping your ass with the cheapest, coarsest toilet paper you can loot at in a New Orleans Sam's two days after Hurricane Katrina, and Nance is like wiping your ass with same said paper towels. Both do an incredibly painful, shitty job -- only one hurts just a bit more than the other.UCant's 2,357th Troll wrote:You can't not mention Brent Musberger's name when discussing the worst things in life.RadioFan wrote:The only thing worse than this asshat "calling" games with Phil Simms is when he's "calling" college basketball with Billy Packer
At least Brent -- for all of his "padners," "here at sold out ****** stadium," and "looks like they'll get the ball right back" after the team he's rooting for suffers a safety -- tries to call the game, albeit being a complete fuckup in the process.
Nance doesn't know how to call a game, because he's not a play-by-play announcer, and never has been, as far as I know. I used to try to figure out how this fucking cunt even got into broadcasting sports, but it hurts too much so I quit.
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