My Vasectomy Nightmare

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Fat Sakkfelice

My Vasectomy Nightmare

Post by Fat Sakkfelice »

They got little willy all jangled up and in a tizzle, which caused my sakkfelice to swell up like an eggplant.

I had to pack my scrote with ice shavings and Tuck's medicated pads.

B-u-m-m-e-r, dawgs.
Fat Slacks

Post by Fat Slacks »

Take is to the swollen nutbag forum, McDoogle.
Flat Snacks

Post by Flat Snacks »

They yanked my urethra tighter than a banjo string.
Frat Stacksfelice

Post by Frat Stacksfelice »

Can it do Foggy Mountain?
Flat Snacks

Post by Flat Snacks »

I can nook an arrow though me willy and fire it 150 yards.
Flatt & Scruggsfelice

Post by Flatt & Scruggsfelice »

One feller would get the banjar and the other'n get the fiddle and they'd have it all ready to go, so we'd like Earl and Paul Warren to kindly prove that for you tonight, ready fellas?
Fat Sakkfelice

Post by Fat Sakkfelice »

So there I was, my ballsack hanging out of my cut-off shorts like a grapefruit in a sling, and some dude starts giving me the business.
Some Dude

Post by Some Dude »

Leave me out of this, you dang sicko.
Fat Clown Fart Sack

Post by Fat Clown Fart Sack »

Honk Honk Honk, and stuff.
Notfunnyfelice

Post by Notfunnyfelice »

Not laughing over here, boss. Drop the zero and git with the hero.
Vanilla Icefelice

Post by Vanilla Icefelice »

I'll mess you up fo clownin on my movie, dog. Fo shizzle.
MAL TVOfelice

Post by MAL TVOfelice »

Are there any dead people around here I can make fun of? I'm good at that you know.
Mike the Lab Ratfelice

Post by Mike the Lab Ratfelice »

Define "good."
Spock

Post by Spock »

Fascinating.
Fat Buttspray Sakk

Post by Fat Buttspray Sakk »

Poop. Poopy poop.

Poop.
Tourette Felice

Post by Tourette Felice »

Stop working my side of the street.

&*# $!@ poop $.

&86! poop.
Monkfelice

Post by Monkfelice »

Apparently there was a struggle on this thread.

Whomever killed it was left-handed and smoked Swisher Sweet cigarillos.
Dean Clean

Post by Dean Clean »

I can feel myself growing left-handed!
I can feel the urge to buy a Suzanne Vega album!
Samurai Felicebang

Post by Samurai Felicebang »

RACK this thread.
Redheadfelice

Post by Redheadfelice »

Frickin nurse didn't set up the grounding plate properly under my ass. Lit me up good, damn near electrocuted me through the nutsak.

Wife likes to call me Rudolf with the red tip that glows and all now.
Mvscalfelice

Post by Mvscalfelice »

Leave my medical info out of this you dickhead liberal pantywaist.
Bigfoot's Dick

Post by Bigfoot's Dick »

This thread wreaks of flatulence.
English Teacherfelice

Post by English Teacherfelice »

Wreaks tr.v. 1. To inflict vengeance or punishment. 2. To express or gratify (anger, malevolence, or resentment); vent.

Reek v. 1. To smoke, steam, or fume. 2. To give off an unpleasant odor.
Wifefelice

Post by Wifefelice »

Reek n. 1. vegetable in the onion family
Dumbass Felice

Post by Dumbass Felice »

Look, I got it covered, okay?
SPF 850

Post by SPF 850 »

FUcK..... Its HOt nEXt to tHE sUN~
Icarus

Post by Icarus »

Daddy told me not to fly too close to the sun or the sea.

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That was after he humped me and sent me out. Bottom line, Daedalus is a perv. Kinda like old Oedipus and his nag mom.

porn creep ruining Greece. And Rome and stuff. You know what I mean.
Bigg!e

Post by Bigg!e »

Wifefelice wrote:Reek n. 1. vegetable in the onion family
Rack.
felice

Post by felice »

get out of my forum. we were doing quite well before you showed up, thank you very much.
HURRUMPH~~@!@@@@



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