It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A
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Fat Sakkfelice
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by Fat Sakkfelice » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:26 pm
They got little willy all jangled up and in a tizzle, which caused my sakkfelice to swell up like an eggplant.
I had to pack my scrote with ice shavings and Tuck's medicated pads.
B-u-m-m-e-r, dawgs.
Fat Slacks
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by Fat Slacks » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:28 pm
Take is to the swollen nutbag forum, McDoogle.
Flat Snacks
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by Flat Snacks » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:30 pm
They yanked my urethra tighter than a banjo string.
Frat Stacksfelice
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by Frat Stacksfelice » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:30 pm
Can it do Foggy Mountain?
Flat Snacks
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by Flat Snacks » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:31 pm
I can nook an arrow though me willy and fire it 150 yards.
Flatt & Scruggsfelice
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by Flatt & Scruggsfelice » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:35 pm
One feller would get the banjar and the other'n get the fiddle and they'd have it all ready to go, so we'd like Earl and Paul Warren to kindly prove that for you tonight, ready fellas?
Fat Sakkfelice
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by Fat Sakkfelice » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:37 pm
So there I was, my ballsack hanging out of my cut-off shorts like a grapefruit in a sling, and some dude starts giving me the business.
Some Dude
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by Some Dude » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:38 pm
Leave me out of this, you dang sicko.
Fat Clown Fart Sack
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by Fat Clown Fart Sack » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:39 pm
Honk Honk Honk, and stuff.
Notfunnyfelice
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by Notfunnyfelice » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:39 pm
Not laughing over here, boss. Drop the zero and git with the hero.
Vanilla Icefelice
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by Vanilla Icefelice » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:41 pm
I'll mess you up fo clownin on my movie, dog. Fo shizzle.
MAL TVOfelice
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by MAL TVOfelice » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:43 pm
Are there any dead people around here I can make fun of? I'm good at that you know.
Mike the Lab Ratfelice
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by Mike the Lab Ratfelice » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:43 pm
Define "good."
Spock
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by Spock » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:45 pm
Fascinating.
Fat Buttspray Sakk
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by Fat Buttspray Sakk » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:46 pm
Poop. Poopy poop.
Poop.
Tourette Felice
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by Tourette Felice » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:47 pm
Stop working my side of the street.
&*# $!@ poop $.
&86! poop.
Monkfelice
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by Monkfelice » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:50 pm
Apparently there was a struggle on this thread.
Whomever killed it was left-handed and smoked Swisher Sweet cigarillos.
Dean Clean
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by Dean Clean » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:52 pm
I can feel myself growing left-handed!
I can feel the urge to buy a Suzanne Vega album!
Samurai Felicebang
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by Samurai Felicebang » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:53 pm
RACK this thread.
Redheadfelice
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by Redheadfelice » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:21 am
Frickin nurse didn't set up the grounding plate properly under my ass. Lit me up good, damn near electrocuted me through the nutsak.
Wife likes to call me Rudolf with the red tip that glows and all now.
Mvscalfelice
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by Mvscalfelice » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:26 pm
Leave my medical info out of this you dickhead liberal pantywaist.
Bigfoot's Dick
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by Bigfoot's Dick » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:25 pm
This thread wreaks of flatulence.
English Teacherfelice
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by English Teacherfelice » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:28 pm
Wreaks tr.v. 1. To inflict vengeance or punishment. 2. To express or gratify (anger, malevolence, or resentment); vent.
Reek v. 1. To smoke, steam, or fume. 2. To give off an unpleasant odor.
Wifefelice
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by Wifefelice » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:30 pm
Reek n. 1. vegetable in the onion family
Dumbass Felice
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by Dumbass Felice » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:33 pm
Look, I got it covered, okay?
SPF 850
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by SPF 850 » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:59 pm
FUcK..... Its HOt nEXt to tHE sUN~
Icarus
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by Icarus » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:59 am
Daddy told me not to fly too close to the sun or the sea.
That was after he humped me and sent me out. Bottom line, Daedalus is a perv. Kinda like old Oedipus and his nag mom.
porn creep ruining Greece. And Rome and stuff. You know what I mean.
Bigg!e
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by Bigg!e » Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:38 pm
Wifefelice wrote: Reek n. 1. vegetable in the onion family
Rack.
felice
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by felice » Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:44 pm
get out of my forum. we were doing quite well before you showed up, thank you very much.
HURRUMPH~~@!@@@@
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