man, those were great. i went to see Akira with a HS buddy of mine but once in the multi-plex we realized we could see "Black Orchid": the Mickey Rourke lambada flick that was *supposedly* like rated XXX. so, we snuck in and ditch Jap Anime.
it was awful. no amount of caribbean T&A and contrived sex scenes with Micky the rat scowling around...was going to save it. i remember leaving the theatre feeling depressed and not even remotely "turned-on".
it's a great cinematic concept. remember the hysteria?
"the forbidden dance."
what happened to Lambada movies?
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what happened to Lambada movies?
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Re: what happened to Lambada movies?
I heard that the sex scenes were NOT contrived, that Mickey was really fucking that bitch! :wink: :wink:King Crimson wrote:"Black Orchid": the Mickey Rourke lambada flick that was *supposedly* like rated XXX. so, we snuck in and ditch Jap Anime.
it was awful. no amount of caribbean T&A and contrived sex scenes with Micky the rat scowling around...was going to save it.
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