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Why fantasy football is the devil

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No way in hell should I be watching this game. But I've got the Falcons defense and I'm making a big assed comeback.

God this is some bad football. At least on the Jets side of the ball.
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%$^*(&^*_(&^)(*(^%##% ing Vinny. should have *^$*^%$(& ing retired 3 &^$&^^)(* ing years ago..

Thought I had the Beag's on the shower rod..... :roll:
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ChargerMike wrote:%$^*(&^*_(&^)(*(^%##% ing Vinny. should have *^$*^%$(& ing retired 3 &^$&^^)(* ing years ago..

Thought I had the Beag's on the shower rod..... :roll:
I still need another defensive TD and a few more turnovers. But the Jets look like they could oblige. ;)
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I've got Vick and Crumpler. Completely fucked.

Lost Bulger, LT was the suck, lost McAllister, Caddy is a crip, the rat said 'sup with sitting Bell and Horn is MIA every damn week.

I hate the FF.
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Post by bbqjones »

RACK LAVERNISNIUS COLES

ONE TOUCHDOWN AND FOURTEEN CATCHEDS AND IM IN THIS THING.

LETD IT BE, DGLET IT BEEEEEEE
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BSmack wrote:Why fantasy football is the devil
I didn’t like watching my Fantasy players going against my Broncos! I remember thinking to myself…If Oakland scores here I hope its Tim Brown... FUCK THAT!!!
I quit years ago!
Fuck the Raiders Fuck the Chiefs and Fuck the Fucking Chargers!

Now where did I set my Fucking Beer?
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BSmack wrote:No way in hell should I be watching this game. But I've got the Falcons defense and I'm making a big assed comeback.

God this is some bad football. At least on the Jets side of the ball.

You are seeing tonight why Pats fan is not worried. 2 games left Vs. Jets, Dolphins, and Bills.......
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2 points away from a tie and Vick throws a duck. I hate this geek game.
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im 14 points down and all I have is Micheal Jenkins.. dude hasnt scored 14 pts all season long..

RACK PrimeX.
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PrimeX wrote:2 points away from a tie and Vick throws a duck. I hate this geek game.

Make it 3 total.......


LT could QB better then this guy......
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Because the devil has a sense of humor... and hates geeks!

FFL peeps on a bye week...





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m2 wrote:Because the devil has a sense of humor... and hates geeks!

FFL peeps on a bye week...

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Nice family... do they work the RenFests with you, or just buy your windchimes?
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Neely8 wrote: You are seeing tonight why Pats fan is not worried. 2 games left Vs. Jets, Dolphins, and Bills.......
Not if Cart Guy has anything to say about it.
Nope. Not dead.
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JHawkBCD wrote:
m2 wrote:Because the devil has a sense of humor... and hates geeks!

FFL peeps on a bye week...

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Nice family... do they work the RenFests with you, or just buy your windchimes?
You're not too smart are ya?

:lol:

Oh yeah... You live in the midwest...

As a midwesterner and a FFL geek... you really have nothing else to live for..

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Post by Roofer »

14 point lead going into tonight's game with C-Mart and De. Williams (thank God and G0D for IDP leagues) going for me against Dunn and Hall.

Fuckin nfl.com decided they'd not keep track of tackles tonight, so I'm lookin pretty fucked looking at Dunn's 150+ yards and Hall's pick.

Then I see espn.com stats, including De. Willams 9 solos and a sack, and I'm thinkin " I love this game"


WAR Being happy to climb to 2-5.
m2 wrote:I'm use to it. Why?

Are you trying to hurt my feelings?

It wont work... I'm a Warriors fan.
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...cause I'm gonna kick your ass when it's all said and done?
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I got Mark Brunell off the FA list last Monday and got 22 points from him at home vs. the Niners on Sunday. All about the matchup baby!!!!!!!!!
Go Patriots! ! ! !
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Th wrote:I got Mark Brunell off the FA list last Monday and got 22 points from him at home vs. the Niners on Sunday. All about the matchup baby!!!!!!!!!
Tell me about it. I picked up Brunell in my 12 team league after Bulger went down. Talk about dumb freakin luck.

Having Portis didn't suck either. But knowing my opponent in that league is a 9ers fan who was watching the game on his Sunday Ticket was priceless.
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BSmack wrote:
Th wrote:I got Mark Brunell off the FA list last Monday and got 22 points from him at home vs. the Niners on Sunday. All about the matchup baby!!!!!!!!!
Tell me about it. I picked up Brunell in my 12 team league after Bulger went down. Talk about dumb freakin luck.

Having Portis didn't suck either. But knowing my opponent in that league is a 9ers fan who was watching the game on his Sunday Ticket was priceless.
I have Brady, Roethlisberger and Brunell on my roster right now. I am banking that I will be able to find a favorable matchup amongst those 3 QB's from week to week.
Go Patriots! ! ! !
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I've never had good luck with fantasy football. Only one season out of about eight years I went away feeling good about how I did. Usually I'm sub-.500 or pulling up the rear in a league. It's the unpredictability of the NFL is what kills me. I try to go with safe picks in my drafts but injuries and inconsistent play always get me. I only play in free leagues now...thankfully ESPN offers a limited free game this year. I don't think I'll quit playing but I focus more attention on baseball and hockey...I've at least been successful with those two sports on a regular basis.
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