Ever had one thrown at you? If so, was it yours or hers? Recently used? Anything dripping off of it that got stuck in your hair or splattered on the wall? Was it big?
Why was it thrown at you? Was she trying pillow talk and you ended up quacking like a duck? Is it part of coitus where she pulls it out of her butt and shoves it under your nose moaning "you like that, pigfucker?"
one time i was getting it on witha plumper and she had a discharge from her coot that was mucus like. not sure if it martial, but i was drunk and just flung it on the wall and kept on going . she had hairy boobs and fucked like a sleeping cow. not now