Top Five and Bottom Five

[KC Scott]

Tampa loses to the Jets and you put them ahead of Washington?

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yeah, what gives between last week and this week, scott?

Bucs 4-1 vs. Skins 3-1?

Both lost on the road to AFC divisional opponents.

Yea, the Doinks are tougher than the Jets, but based on what I've seen of the Both teams, I like the Bucs as the stronger of the two.

Skins will lose # 2 on Sunday, while the Bucs will move to 5-1.

Any questions now?

This is why my knowledge and opinions on the NFL are held in esteem and why Goo and Phillywife are tards.

[T REX]

Scott....rack is all I can say.

[G.O.]

yeah, what gives between last week and this week, scott?

Bucs 4-1 vs. Skins 3-1?

Both lost on the road to AFC divisional opponents.

Yea, the Doinks are tougher than the Jets, but based on what I've seen of the Both teams, I like the Bucs as the stronger of the two.

Skins will lose # 2 on Sunday, while the Bucs will move to 5-1.

Any questions now?

This is why my knowledge and opinions on the NFL are held in esteem and why Goo and Phillywife are tards.

easy there nostradamus. you didnt exactly go out on a limb there. :roll:

and yes, as far as last weeks rankings- you are still the board tard because losing to a bad jets team < losing to a good broncos team at mile high.

is that tough to grasp?

[jiminphilly]

is that tough to grasp?

For Scott? Yes.

This is why my knowledge and opinions on the NFL are held in esteem

Link?

:roll:

[Felix]

This is why my knowledge and opinions on the NFL are held in esteem and why Goo and Phillywife are tards.

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back smart-guy.....

[KC Scott]

This is why my knowledge and opinions on the NFL are held in esteem and why Goo and Phillywife are tards.

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back smart-guy.....

I'm going the self High 5 route since my udder Genis goes unrecognized by the great unwashed



Did'nt you used to dress like a chick, or act like a chick online.....?

What ever it's not a felony but is a misdemeanor at least in any god fearing, gun toting red state like say...... South fucking Dakota...

On to this weeks Power rankings:

1. Colts - down 17-0? no prob, won't have a test till week 9 when the paste the pats

2. Doinks - I hate 'em but the Hee Haws get the props. Jake's not losing any games and Shanny is running a smart game plan. I'm sure it can't last.

3. Bengals - Got it working. Should beat the steelers at home to cement this loft ranking

4 Tampon Bay - Big test now that DUI griese is gone for the year. Week 9 vs. the Panthers will tell us if they can represent if the Little Sister conference

5. Huge toss up, but I'll give the Drunken Trolls the nod here, despite incredibly stupid coaching in week 4 they've made it through 2 of their 3 major bye weeks with victories and are in solid position to take the Heller division

Bottom 5

Vikings - suck harder than wifenphilly & Goo stealing gas with dixie straws

choakland - even tart and Rayduh hair gel have trown in the towels

Tardinals - Think Kaley lost any weight in AZ? Naaaaaa - me either

49ers - At least M2 went back home so our sheep are safe

Texans - My # 1 candidate for contraception

[KUTTER]

1. Colts

2. Broncos

3. Bucs

4. Bengals

5. Jags


28. Ravens

29. Raiders

30. Vikings

31. Niners

32. Texans

[KC Scott]

Week 7 and Parity comes creeping.....

Top 5 Shakes up:

1. Colts

2. Bucs

3. Eagles (Goo and Wife'nPhilly may commence leg humpin)

4. Steelers

5. Doinks (who'd have thunk they'd blow a game and it wasn't Plummer's fault)


Bottom 5

28. Fish

29. Pornboaters (could get off this list next week)

30. Puckers

31. 48ers

32. Toastems

[Cicero]

Top 5

1 Colts
2 Bucs
3 Steelers
4 Eagles
5 Broncos

Bottom 5

27 Packers
28 Jets
29 Browns
30 49ers
31 Texans

[BSmack]

This is why my knowledge and opinions on the NFL are held in esteem and why Goo and Phillywife are tards.

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back smart-guy.....

I'm going the self High 5 route since my udder Genis goes unrecognized by the great unwashed

On to this weeks Power rankings:

1. Colts - down 17-0? no prob, won't have a test till week 9 when the paste the pats

2. Doinks - I hate 'em but the Hee Haws get the props. Jake's not losing any games and Shanny is running a smart game plan. I'm sure it can't last.

3. Bengals - Got it working. Should beat the steelers at home to cement this loft ranking

4 Tampon Bay - Big test now that DUI griese is gone for the year. Week 9 vs. the Panthers will tell us if they can represent if the Little Sister conference

5. Huge toss up, but I'll give the Drunken Trolls the nod here, despite incredibly stupid coaching in week 4 they've made it through 2 of their 3 major bye weeks with victories and are in solid position to take the Heller division

Wow, those teams are looking good. I can see why your "knowledge and opinions on the NFL are held in esteem".

[G.O.]

Top 5

1 Colts
2 Bucs
3 Steelers
4 Eagles
5 Broncos

Bottom 5

27 Packers
28 Jets
29 Browns
30 49ers
31 Texans

your #28 beat your #2.

[Cicero]

Captain Obvious, ladies and gentleman.

I know ho, but they only have one loss and the Jets have Bollinger and Kliff Klingsbury under center.

[poptart]

Top 5

1 Colts
2 Bucs
3 Steelers
4 Eagles
5 Broncos

THE YUC,S COULDN,T EVEN MAKE TOP 2 IF IN THE CALIFORNIA LEAGUE, BOY. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR HANDS ASS AND SHUT THE FUCK UP MORON. THERE ABOUT #15 IN THE NFL RIGHT NOW SON. THIS IS THE BIG TIME DID YOU FORGET THAT? I DON,T HAVE TIME TO TEACH FOOL SCHOOL RIGHT NOW. THEIR,S BEER TO BE DRANK AND BABES TO GET WIT. BYE IDOIT.

[BSmack]

The real top 5

1. Colts

2. Broncos

3. Steelers

4. Skins

5. Giants

[poptart]

1. Indianapolis
2. Denver
3. Jacksonville
4. Washington
5. Kansas City

[Cicero]

Top 5

1 Colts
2 Bucs
3 Steelers
4 Eagles
5 Broncos

THE YUC,S COULDN,T EVEN MAKE TOP 2 IF IN THE CALIFORNIA LEAGUE, BOY. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR HANDS ASS AND SHUT THE FUCK UP MORON. THERE ABOUT #15 IN THE NFL RIGHT NOW SON. THIS IS THE BIG TIME DID YOU FORGET THAT? I DON,T HAVE TIME TO TEACH FOOL SCHOOL RIGHT NOW. THEIR,S BEER TO BE DRANK AND BABES TO GET WIT. BYE IDOIT.

Record says they are.

[poptart]

Record says they lost to Vinnie and the Jets.


Yuc opponents are 10-22 on the season.

Yucs should have taken a L v. Detroit, and they beat down the hapless Pack by ONE point.

Great stuff.

[KC Scott]

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back smart-guy.....

I'm going the self High 5 route since my udder Genis goes unrecognized by the great unwashed

On to this weeks Power rankings:

1. Colts - down 17-0? no prob, won't have a test till week 9 when the paste the pats

2. Doinks - I hate 'em but the Hee Haws get the props. Jake's not losing any games and Shanny is running a smart game plan. I'm sure it can't last.

3. Bengals - Got it working. Should beat the steelers at home to cement this loft ranking

4 Tampon Bay - Big test now that DUI griese is gone for the year. Week 9 vs. the Panthers will tell us if they can represent if the Little Sister conference

5. Huge toss up, but I'll give the Drunken Trolls the nod here, despite incredibly stupid coaching in week 4 they've made it through 2 of their 3 major bye weeks with victories and are in solid position to take the Heller division

Wow, those teams are looking good. I can see why your "knowledge and opinions on the NFL are held in esteem".

Damn you'r real observent.

Sin,

Week 6

[ChargerMike]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/powerranking

[T REX]

Record says they lost to Vinnie and the Jets.


Yuc opponents are 10-22 on the season.

Yucs should have taken a L v. Detroit, and they beat down the hapless Pack by ONE point.

Great stuff.

5-1 is 5-1. All you can do is win 'em as they come. Indy's opponents aren't exactly all over .500 either. I'll take 5-1 and so would your ass.

Thanks.

[poptart]

I'd take 5-1.

I wouldn't be dull enough to claim my team is 2nd best in the league though.

[BSmack]

Damn you'r real observent.

Sin,

Week 6

Yea, feel free to keep ranking the Steelers below "powerhouses" like the Eagles and Bucs.

Thank God the NFL doesn't have a BCS.

[BSmack]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/powerranking

I liked this one...

Peyton Manning's passer rating jumped to 90.7 his second season. Right now Eli's is 88.3. If Eli can duplicate Peyton's success in the win column (the Colts were 13-3 in his second season), they'll be building statues of him in NYC.

What they fail to say is that if Eli blows playoff games like Payton, they'll lynch him before the statue is ever built.

[G.O.]

Record says they lost to Vinnie and the Jets.


Yuc opponents are 10-22 on the season.

not only that, the skins barely lost at denver (5-2) and at KC (4-2) and have beaten dallas (4-3) chicago (3-3) seattle (5-2) and of course throttled the lowly one win niners by 35 and that only after they got 10 points in garbage time vs backups.

the bucs havent even played a winning team- not their fault- but squeeking by GB and detroit and losing to a bad jets team is not exactly top 5 worthy, IMO. esp when your starting QB just went down for the season.

we'll see the bucs in a couple of weeks.

the skins are top 5 in O and D- the only team in the league with such a claim. #1 QB in the conference, #1 WR in the league. if the skins beat the giants on the road this week, they'll be in my top 5 as well. :wink:

[Raydah James]

I wouldn't be dull enough to claim my team is 2nd best in the league though.

Of course not. Raiderfan would be proclaiming the rebirth of a dynasty and the most dominating juggernaut in NFL history since the last most dominating Raider juggernaut in NFL history.

Don't lie.

[Shoalzie]

1. Colts
2. Seahawks
3. Buccaneers
4. Falcons
5. Steelers

28. Ravens
29. Titans
30. 49ers
31. Packers
32. Texans

[T REX]

I'd take 5-1.

I wouldn't be dull enough to claim my team is 2nd best in the league though.

Tom Jackson has us number 2 as well. Most have us top 5 easily. The defense is nails again as shown by our ranking. That defense will always have us in games and a new runnign game makes Gruden's offense go.

Oh.....I get it.....still bitter about everything. You still suck and we are on our second trip around in this parity filled NFL. I should have understood. My bad........

My condolences on another shitty year.

Thanks again for the coach. That 8 million must have bought enough shower rods for everyone.

[T REX]

we'll see the bucs in a couple of weeks.

the skins are top 5 in O and D- the only team in the league with such a claim. #1 QB in the conference, #1 WR in the league. if the skins beat the giants on the road this week, they'll be in my top 5 as well. :wink:

Uhhhh....skins only averaged 17 points per game BEFORE San Fran. When you roll for 52 this early it will SKEW your offensive stats, will it not? I think it added....what....8 or 9 points to your average?????

Please spare us all the proverbial we have a top 5 offense garbage. Thanks.

[poptart]

Tom Jackson has us number 2 as well.

Tom Jackson....??




The same ball-less wonder who said he was quitting the network if ESPN didn't fire Rush Limbaugh when he offered a take...?

Figures you'd jock the idiocy of a quivering pile of pussy like her.

Whatever floats your boat, bud.

If Dreams of The Yucs as the second best NFL team do it for ya, slopper on, nutdrain.

Just be aware that I'll be right here to jack you up when the walls come tumblin' rumblin bumblin' down on your season.

Can't wait.


Btw, what is the 'we' bullsheeot you're fond of using when speaking of the Suc'nqueers....?

We this, we that......


You ain't in the mix, son.

[G.O.]

we'll see the bucs in a couple of weeks.

the skins are top 5 in O and D- the only team in the league with such a claim. #1 QB in the conference, #1 WR in the league. if the skins beat the giants on the road this week, they'll be in my top 5 as well. :wink:

Uhhhh....skins only averaged 17 points per game BEFORE San Fran. When you roll for 52 this early it will SKEW your offensive stats, will it not? I think it added....what....8 or 9 points to your average?????

who said anything about points?

4-2. and no losses to the horrid jets. no need to apologize- just dont say how great you all are- esp with griese done for the year. lets see what the bucs do from here on out- when they play a decent team...which will be in a couple of weeks.

Please spare us all the proverbial we have a top 5 offense garbage. Thanks.

proverbial ? didnt know there was a proverb about having a top ranked offense. but you're right- why let facts get in the way of a good debate?


btw- did you really just say that one 52 point game in week 7 would allow the skins to jump from averaging 17 points a game to #2 in the league?

[T REX]

To the tard....never said we were 2 but definitely top 5. Just defending the reasoning.

gonowhere: Not much of a math person are you?

BEFORE the 49's game you guys had 83 TOTAL points for an average of 16.6. Add 52 and you have 135 divide that by 6 and.....

22.5 pts per game......a 6 point spike from ONE game.

Thanks tard.

Next......

[G.O.]

To the tard....never said we were 2 but definitely top 5. Just defending the reasoning.

gonowhere: Not much of a math person are you?

BEFORE the 49's game you guys had 83 TOTAL points for an average of 16.6. Add 52 and you have 135 divide that by 6 and.....

22.5 pts per game......a 6 point spike from ONE game.

Thanks tard.

Next......

right. got that.

follow me here.....i said skins were 2nd in the league in O...you said it was based on the 52 points the skins scored on san fran....i said its not based on points but yards, and one 52 point game would not make any team averaging 17 points a game spike to #2 in the league in scoring anyway.

so, whos that math tard?

please proof read before posting. carry on.

[orcinus]

1. Colts
2. Steelers
3. Eagles
4. Seahawks
5. Falcons/Redskins/Broncos

While folks have a suitable argument for Tampa Bay to be included in the mix, the fact that Phil's kid is now at the helm gives me just as much ammo (if not more) to exclude them.

One game isn't going to do it, either, as Chrissie should throw for eleventeen hundred yards this weekend in his warmp-up game. Realistically, he (or Rattay) needs to show some presence against Carolina before the Bucs can feel like they're on solid footing.

[poptart]

There's your #2 team in the league, SUCkoff fan.

49ers - 15
SUCs - 10





Your alleged #2 team (or at least top 5 ) in the NFL got it's shit jammed up to it's eyeballs in a game in which your conqueror (the great Ken Dorsey) passed for all of 40 fucking yards.




Swell offensive juggernaut ya got there, Rexxxie.

Twig-arm Simms & co. could muster all of 10 pts (3 of 14 on 3rd downs, etc, etc, etc) against statistically the WORST defense in the NFL.


Summary for dumbasses like REX:

Your football knowledge ain't for shit, and your joke of a 5-2 team ain't MORE for shit.

Happy Sunday, stooge.

[Bucmonkey]

Damn tart, does your hatred of Gruden actually run that deep ?

[poptart]

Suc fan ran some poor takes and I called them out on it.

They continued to defend their myopic idiocy and now it's come home to roost.

It's how it goes around here.

Suc fan is the only one in this thread mentioning Wonderboy.



Waiting with baited breath for Tom Jackson's revised top 5.

[drummer]

I wouldn't be dull enough to claim my team is 2nd best in the league though.

Of course not. Raiderfan would be proclaiming the rebirth of a dynasty and the most dominating juggernaut in NFL history since the last most dominating Raider juggernaut in NFL history.

Don't lie.

I agree .

[G.O.]

Suc fan ran some poor takes and I called them out on it.

They continued to defend their myopic idiocy and now it's come home to roost.

It's how it goes around here.

Suc fan is the only one in this thread mentioning Wonderboy.



Waiting with baited breath for Tom Jackson's revised top 5.

yep.

thank god we dont have to hear any more myopic takes about the bucs being top 5 anymore.....


and after that debacle at the meadowlands today, i will be arguing for the skins to take their rightful place in the bottom 5 of the league :cry:

[KC Scott]

Updated for Week 11

Top 5

1. Indy - 4 of last 6 games home - tests left w/ Pitt, SD & Seattle
2. Denver - Very good on both sides of the ball
3. Seattle - Weak schedule, weak division, weak conference = great record
4. Dallas - better than I thought - Beat Denver and Giants and I'll be convinced
5. Tie Pittsburg & Chicago - Very Similar teams Pitt can't win without Ben - Bears are for real after beating Panthers

Bottom 5

28. Titans - Need to get Volek in now and see what they have for the future
29. Packers - too bad Favres's last season flames like this
30. Jets
31. 49ers - Would be the worst if not for.....
32. Texans - Will not win another game this year (Play the 49ers Jan 1, 2006)

[Cicero]

Top 5

1 Colts
2 Broncos
3 Seahawks
4 Steelers
5 Cowboys


Bottom 5

28 Packers
29 Titans
30 Jets
31 Niners
21 Texans