FEAR GRIMES!!!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:07 pm

Children hid beside their equally frightened parents due to the force-of-nature known as KALEN FUCKING GRIMES this last college hoops season. The much feared return starts tonight.

Please be forewarned that NOT A SINGLE FUCKER IN THE PAINT WILL BE LEFT STANDING for Kalen and his basketball are not long separated. Although tonight is a mere exhibition match with a Div. II opponent that very well may defeat the Tigers NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE BITCHES WILL VENTURE INTO THE PAINT FOR THAT LAND IS GRIMESISTAN AND THE ONE LORD AND DICTATOR IS KALEN FUCKING GRIMES.

BELEE DAT!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:33 pm

Sampson is mystified over Snyder's ability to coach basketball without the use of denim shirts.

Mizzou plays the good teams of the Big XII quite well. They lose, but the games are good and close. Its just teams like Alcorn St. that confuse the Tigers.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:20 am

Is this shit on TV? Goddammit I'm stuck in class hopefully taping this shit and if these cable fuckers blackout the FUCKING DESTRUCTION OF THE BITCHES WHO FAILED TO HEED WARNINGS OF GRIMES' DOMINANCE and instead show some mullet-sporting gooks playing poker I WILL FUCKING SHOOT EVERYONE I SEE IN THE FACE AND SHOVE THEIR SPLATTERED FACE IN THEIR OWN BUTT!!!!!!

FUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:20 am

GRIMES
GRIMES
GRIMES
GRIMES
GRIMES

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:28 am

Isn't young the starter at C

hands of stone young

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:34 am

is the game on #37? I'm stuck in class and want to race the fuck out of here and check the channels if it isn't.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:45 am

fox midwest

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:51 am

thank you Baby Jesus

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:55 am

young has shed 70 lbs

but still can;t catch a basketball!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:59 am

Adelpiero wrote:but still can;t catch a basketball!

Obi Wan Normie wrote:I recruited these Haley boys because their hands are strong with the anti-force.

Yoda Snyder wrote: There is another...

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:07 am

fuck a bunch of criswell

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:10 am

yawn

File this thread behind:

FEAR KLEIZA!!!

FEAR PAULDING!!!

FEAR JOHNSON!!!

and

FEAR SUTHERLAND!!!

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:45 pm

Believe the Heupel wrote:

I'm still mystified how Coach Sampson manages to get outcoached by Quinn Snyder. It's pretty evident that Sampson is by far the better coach overall, but Quinn seems to get in Sampson's head.

I'm mystified as to how the hell you have come to this idea seeing as though Kelvin is 8-3 vs Quinn Synder? Whatever it is I am sure Skull would like you to share ;)

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:22 pm

SunCoastSooner wrote: Kelvin is 8-3 vs Quinn Synder

He should be 11-0.

Gayhawk, good eye on FEAR SUTHERLAND.

helmet · Post by **helmet** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:57 pm

FEAR PAIGE LAURIE

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:04 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote: Kelvin is 8-3 vs Quinn Synder
He should be 11-0.

Gayhawk, good eye on FEAR SUTHERLAND.

2 of the three loses were in overtime.