Happiness is.......

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:19 pm

.....checking out the Start/Sit lists for Week 9 and finding every one of your starters listed as a Stud or Start.

Started the season 0-5. Have rolled to 3 straight victories, posting 3 of the top 5 scores year in the league. P Manning got his bye week outta the way, and Loudmouth Lamont is getting his way in O-Town.

FF life is fucking good!

Snooze Baton · Post by **Snooze Baton** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:52 pm

I'm 8-0 in one league and 5-3 in another.

You're 3-5 and life is... good??

The only Smack Chatter who's set a lower bar for themselves is Cinder when it come to being virtuous.

Red · Post by **Red** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:24 pm

Fuck off.

Sincerely,
Owner of Torry Holt, Drew Bennett and Andre Johnson

Oh, and speaking of Cinder... she's in the news lately.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:48 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^

..........that's not right!

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:05 pm

where do you find this list?

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:45 pm

ChargerMike wrote:^^^^^^^^^^^^

..........that's not right!

if you've seen the Pics....and coorelate the whole thing....its....REALLY Not Right!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:32 am

Happiness is:

-settling for a few broken ribs,
sin,
KC Dave

PS, yet another good reason NOT to have any Super Glue in the house

Civil Suit Goes To Court: A Scorned Lover, Glue And A Naked Man

POSTED: 5:43 pm EST November 2, 2005
UPDATED: 6:21 pm EST November 2, 2005

WESTMORELAND COUNTY, Pa. -- Gail O'Toole was convicted of simple assault and sentenced to six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover.

On Wednesday, the civil suit went to court, where O'Toole's ex-boyfriend claimed her "outrageous" and "inhumane" acts are worth thousands in damages.

Ken Slaby said he was in love with O'Toole five years ago.

He even admitted he was devastated when O'Toole broke it off.

So, when O'Toole invited him over to her Murrysville home to rekindle a friendship, he said he agreed.

Slaby said O'Toole even went to his house in Pittsburgh to pick him up.

But according to Slaby, the night took a turn when O'Toole got angry about Slaby's new love.

Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish.

Slaby claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head.

When he woke up, Slaby said O'Toole threw him out.

He didn't have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911 and Murrysville police, Slaby said.

When asked if in his 23 years as a police officer he had seen anything like this, Patrolman Joseph Malone of the Murrysville Police Department said, "No, I can't say I have."

At the hospital, oils did little to remove the glue. Nurses actually had to peel it off.

Slaby underwent treatment from a dermatologist several times afterward.

O'Toole's attorney said this was part of routine sexual activity between the couple -- acts that he agreed to -- incidents that should have stayed in the bedroom.

But Slaby said O'Toole told him she planned the acts since the break up. According to Slaby, O'Toole came up with script and followed it to the letter because she was angry that he had moved on.

Slaby said his injuries included severe burning on parts of his body, impingement of normal bodily functions and discoloration of his hair.

The 10 men and two women on the jury can award Slaby $30,000 or more.

Their decision is expected late on Thursday.

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:02 am

God FF is annoying!....Who do I start?...so and so got hurt...it sounds like a bunch of 12 year old girls!

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:25 am

Sirfindafold wrote:where do you find this list?

Since I'm not in any leagues with you chumps......

http://www.fantasysharks.com/index.php

For those of you in a league with SFF, my apologies.

When you go 0-5 after wasting the #1 overall pick on P Manning (yes, I realize the mistake now...I was blinded by his almost 50 TDs last year), then rip off 3 straight dominant performances, including a blowout victory with your #1 QB on a bye week, then yeah, life is good.

My league takes the top 8 to the postseason, and I've climbed to 7th, and am only 3 games out of first. I'll make the playoffs, then roll through the brackets to another league championship.

Funny thing is, shit started to turn around when some idiot dropped Reggie Wayne in our league 3 weeks ago. Now every time Peyton goes to him for a score, I'm rollin double sixes. That coupled with Lamont runnin the ball 22-25 times a game, and I'm pilin up the points. Oh yeah...and the dropping of Viniteri on his bye week, and picking up Feely, who posted 21 points for me last week, hasn't hurt either.

Yes....life is definitely good.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:54 pm

Cosmo Kramer wrote:God FF is annoying!....Who do I start?...so and so got hurt...it sounds like a bunch of 12 year old girls!

Rack that.

ALL of it

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:36 pm

Cosmo Kramer wrote:God FF is annoying!....Who do I start?...so and so got hurt...it sounds like a bunch of 12 year old girls!

I didn't realize Aaron Carter was FFL fodder these days.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:37 pm

You might just want to concern yourself more with not letting your wife find out about either the Super Glue story, or the KC Batteredhusband one, Paula.