PROFESSIONAL ETIQUETTE

BF · Post by BF » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:18 pm

I DON'T HAVE ANY KLEENEX IN MY OFFICE. I BROUGHT MY TRASH CAN OVER, STUCK A KNUCKLE IN THE NON-OFFENDING NOSTRIL AND BLEW THE SNOT OUT OF THE OTHER NOSTRIL. IS THIS PROPER ETIQUETTE? ANY TIPS?

I WOULD LIKE SPRAY'S OPINION ON THIS MATTER. HE HAS MASTERED THE DEFECATING WITHOUT MOVING AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER METHOD.

BF's Trashcan · Post by **BF's Trashcan** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:37 pm

Can you believe the dickbag that just shot a snot rocket all over the front of my ass? Its said enough that he sits around w/ his 1inch penis hanging out but at least I aint get messy.

BF's snot · Post by **BF's snot** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:29 pm

BF's GRANDPA · Post by **BF's GRANDPA** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:44 pm

I taught that boy how to blow a proper snot rocket.

Some folks may think you take that knuckle and press on the side of the nostril. Ain't a true seal. Not enough pressure builds to get good distance and velocity to the snotwad. You might also make a sissy hissing sound and that ain't right. Gotta stick the knuckle in the nostril.

A truly clean nose is a thing of beauty.