A proposal for all of you Chef fans.

Snooze Baton · Post by **Snooze Baton** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:07 pm

Bills win... you don't post in this forum for a week.

Chefs win... I** don't post in this forum for x weeks.

x = number of semen swilling Chef fans who are willing to make the bet.

** This or any other of my trolls.

If you need me to explain this further... because your collective IQ is the equivalent (in lbs) of this dude's bench press...

... I will.

Pussies.

joe6pac · Post by **joe6pac** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:28 pm

I'm in......fag

Snooze Baton · Post by **Snooze Baton** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:33 pm

joe6pac wrote:I'm in......fag

With your .21 posts/day... you can go a week sans a post without even trying.

You're dismissed, troll. Good-bye!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:51 pm

troll6pac

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:19 pm

I'd actually like to submit a revision of the bet...

Chiefs win, UCant sticks to one fucking login, as the whole herd of "UCant Trolls" concept stopped being humorous since before 1QuickSI had bandwidth problems.

What say you?

Snooze Baton · Post by **Snooze Baton** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:30 pm

Still reeling from the time you horribly plastered a blury, yet oversized, Rayda James mug on some dude's body, huh? Epic Photoshop skills, Flock Of Seagulls.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:16 pm

That's a "no" from UCant, then.

I figured you'd be a pussy.

Snooze Baton · Post by **Snooze Baton** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:40 pm

Hmmm... let me re-read your post. Yup. Your proposal doesn't include a provision if Buffalo wins.

Who's the pussy?

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:48 pm

Snooze Baton wrote:Hmmm... let me re-read your post. Yup. Your proposal doesn't include a provision if Buffalo wins.

Who's the pussy?

The proposal only offered an amendment of the "if KC wins" result... the "if Buffalo wins" result was the same as what you originally posted.

Dumbass pussy. Try loosening up a button on your IZOD and let some blood get to your brain.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:56 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:Try loosening up a button on your IZOD and let some blood get to your brain.

My guess is it's both an Izod and a Vegas-style Members Only jacket.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:00 pm

It's a $200 IZOD, if I remember correctly.

Snooze Baton · Post by **Snooze Baton** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:04 pm

"The proposal only offered an amendment of the "if KC wins" result... the "if Buffalo wins" result was the same as what you originally posted."

I see... I read earlier this week in this very forum where someone had the following bet: Team X will go further into the playoffs than team Y.

Team X didn't even make the playoffs and team Y was eliminated in the first round. Dude equated losing in the first round with not even making it at all. As we all know, Round 1 is greater than Round 0. But somehow, dude stuck to his guns and declared the bet a "push".

When one enters into a contract, one shouldn't assume anything. This is just another example of why you're pumping gas in Nowheresville, Kansas and I'm living the highlife in Boston. Fuck you for trying to skirt the issue, dipshit. Re-type your proposal... in its entirety, lick a stamp/seal the envelope with your cocksucker, and put it in the mail. I'll get back to you by EOW.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:14 pm

Snooze Baton wrote:Team X didn't even make the playoffs and team Y was eliminated in the first round. Dude equated losing in the first round with not even making it at all. As we all know, Round 1 is greater than Round 0. But somehow, dude stuck to his guns and declared the bet a "push".

Said dude has also been labeled one of the biggest welchers ever to grace the board for going all the way through the end of a fantasy baseball season, promising to pay his entry fee by the end of the year, leading the league until the last week, and then going Casper once he permanently lost his lead. He bragged all season about winning and getting paid, but when he lost, he welched. Of course, that's a great example for you to hitch your wagon to, faggot.

I'm living the highlife in Boston.

Having been born & raised in New York City, I'm well aware that there is no "high life" in Boston, so I'll just assume that you equate jacking off on your couch with a sixer of Miller beer and a set of rabbit ears pulling in whatever weak-ass game your local TV affiliate decides to blow up your ass on Sundays as "livin' good".

Fuckmunch.

Snooze Baton · Post by **Snooze Baton** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:38 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:Of course, that's a great example for you to hitch your wagon to, faggot.

I could see a pussy like you pulling the same bitch move, hence my need for clarity.

JHawkBCD wrote:Having been born & raised in New York City, I'm well aware that there is no "high life" in Boston

Being born and raised in a city hundreds of miles away from Boston makes you an expert on Boston...uhm, how? Because you "said so"??

Be sure to backpedal now and include vignettes of your numerous visits to Beantown how that somehow qualifies you to reach a conclusion on the city.
Oh btw -- Why are you pumping gas in Palookasville, Kansas if you were born and raised in NYC? Is it because the $6.75/hour you're making would only net you a janitor's closet for a crib?
Oh btw 2, you obviously weren't born and raised in Manhattan... so how, again, how are you an expert on anything other than pumping gas on the corner of Crackville and 148th St? Or did you fill 'er up for some Wall St type one day and he regaled you with tales of culture and money?

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:51 pm

RACK Ucant.

Homeboy is just now discovering what the rest of the Board has know for years-The KC contingent are the biggest group of collective bleeding vagina's in BB history.

Dont be shocked if most of these motherfuckers dont post out of pure fear...I mean, the 152 looks at this thread arent all from fucking Raydah, Donk, Pat and Stillerfan.

Fucking dripping, moist cunts.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:53 pm

Snooze Baton wrote:Being born and raised in a city hundreds of miles away from Boston makes you an expert on Boston...uhm, how? Because you "said so"??

Works for about 99.44% of the rest of the smack (including yours) run on this board, so why the fuck not?

Oh btw -- Why are you pumping gas in Palookasville, Kansas if you were born and raised in NYC? Is it because the $6.75/hour you're making would only net you a janitor's closet for a crib?
Oh btw 2, you obviously weren't born and raised in Manhattan... so how, again, how are you an expert on anything other than pumping gas on the corner of Crackville and 148th St? Or did you fill 'er up for some Wall St type one day and he regaled you with tales of culture and money?

More fresh UCant "I make more money than you" smack, huh?

We can always count on UCant to play that card, and the funniest thing is that it's an automatic UCant meltdown.

What a fucking tool you are.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:56 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:
Snooze Baton wrote:Being born and raised in a city hundreds of miles away from Boston makes you an expert on Boston...uhm, how? Because you "said so"??
Works for about 99.44% of the rest of the smack (including yours) run on this board, so why the fuck not?

Oh btw -- Why are you pumping gas in Palookasville, Kansas if you were born and raised in NYC? Is it because the $6.75/hour you're making would only net you a janitor's closet for a crib?
Oh btw 2, you obviously weren't born and raised in Manhattan... so how, again, how are you an expert on anything other than pumping gas on the corner of Crackville and 148th St? Or did you fill 'er up for some Wall St type one day and he regaled you with tales of culture and money?
More fresh UCant "I make more money than you" smack, huh?

We can always count on UCant to play that card, and the funniest thing is that it's an automatic UCant meltdown.

What a fucking tool you are.

Your admittance to being a poor cunt has been noted.

We'll just add it to your list of being a fat, inbred, degenerate check bouncing Misery resident.

Then again, what else can be expected of you midwest sister banging cavemen that time fucking forgot.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:05 pm

Raydah James wrote:Your admittance to being a poor cunt has been noted.

Keep on telling yourself that if it makes you feel better. Although I could easily win in a war of yearly salaries with you, I don't feel the need too, as I've repeatedly buried your hair-gel dependent ass in smack war after smack war.

Fucking dork. You couldn't even get game in a Toys 'r Us.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:07 pm

Raydah James wrote:Then again, what else can be expected of you midwest sister banging cavemen that time fucking forgot.

Drive-by racks for James ... I laughed at that one.

Snooze Baton · Post by **Snooze Baton** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:30 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:More fresh UCant "I make more money than you" smack, huh?

No... I'm running "99.44% of the country makes more than you" smack. This angle lends itself towards your overall lack of education and makes sense with my whole... you were run from NYC because you're a clueless fuckstain mantra. Or were you disowned by your family for being that pederast uncle that everyone can't stand? Enligthen me, Dorothy. Why were you 'born and raised' in the most amazing city in the world and somehow ended up in Kansas?

Fuck it, who cares really... you're in Kansas, for fuck's sake. If that isn't KYOA, I don't know what is.

I tell ya what.... I'll take your bet.

Btw -- if you're going to bite Nish's line, it's "you have less game than a looted Toys R Us"... can't even steal someone else's material w/out fucking it up.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:41 pm

Snooze Baton wrote:Btw -- if you're going to bite Nish's line, it's "you have less game than a looted Toys R Us"... can't even steal someone else's material w/out fucking it up.

Sorry, I don't IB Euro's every post into a database, so I didn't know he'd used that line (or a derivitave of it), but who really gives a fuck.

Looking forward to the beatdown of Buffalo. Gotta go now, kcmcribcage just pulled his moped up to the pump and I gotta fill it up & make sure that the oil's good in it or kcwife will throw a rod through his skull.

Meloves to pump that gas, I'm tellin' ya.

WAR Net access at the pump booth.

: meds :

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:45 pm

JFlock wrote: Although I could easily win in a war of yearly salaries

Jizzblasts to the face are paying more these days for you, eh?

You couldnt afford to live where I reside. Period. And thats just square one, son.

JHawkBCD wrote:
I've repeatedly buried your hair-gel dependent ass in smack war after smack war.

We've never been in a fucking smack war. I've only toyed with your fatass when the urge struck.

Bring your hopelessly weak and smackless posts my way bitch, and watch in amazement as I turn it sideways and shove it right up your cocksicle and DNA landing port with sheer, unrelenting force you 80's wavecut sporting pussy.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:46 pm

Raydah James wrote:

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:57 pm

JCocked wrote:
Thank you for deflecting the original premise of this thread RJ, which included Ucant going yard on us KC Dripping meat Drapes for being T1B's top tier of pussies

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:04 pm

Raydah James wrote:Thank you JHawk for starting another thread that I can dangle from your nutsack in.

King of Page 2, pussies.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:24 pm

Snooze Baton wrote: This angle lends itself towards your overall lack of education and makes sense with my whole... you were run from NYC because you're a clueless fuckstain mantra. Or were you disowned by your family for being that pederast uncle that everyone can't stand? Enligthen me, Dorothy. Why were you 'born and raised' in the most amazing city in the world and somehow ended up in Kansas?

Fuck it, who cares really... you're in Kansas, for fuck's sake. If that isn't KYOA, I don't know what is.

Oh, SHIT.

I laughed. Again and again.

Fucking superlative. RACK.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:53 pm

I'm in on this bet.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:57 pm

Raydah James wrote:

Fucking dripping, moist cunts.

The only thing dripping and moist in this thread is your fucking chin and it ain't drool.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:05 pm

Nixhex wrote:
Raydah James wrote:

Fucking dripping, moist cunts.

The only thing dripping and moist in this thread is your fucking chin and it ain't drool.

Christ, you're stupid.

As if all the fucking beatings over at that easter seal reuinion BB you call home wasnt enough, you come in here with your watered down elementary offerings and ask for another leather cheerio violation from my raider logo'd man cannon.

Nice av, by the way-Why like your own team when you can hate one that owns you 10 times more?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:08 pm

Raydah James wrote:As if all the fucking beatings over at that easter seal reuinion BB you call home wasnt enough, you come in here with your watered down elementary offerings and ask for another leather cheerio violation from my raider logo'd man cannon.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:28 pm

UCant has unexplained PC issues that have caused him to rereg a few times.

Sin,

Former Mod

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I'll take a Sig Bet Ucant, if your game

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Bill,

That picture is creepy.

I'm all for smacking Gayduh Jane, but let's keep maintain some semblance of class in this shit hole.

Something like this works much better..

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:44 pm

KC Scott wrote:I'm all for smacking Gayduh Jane, but let's keep maintain some semblance of class in this shit hole.

Since that pic is specifically for the one fag who has 10,000 ways of describing his art of sucking cock, I think it's more than appropriate.

KC Scott wrote:UCant has unexplained PC issues that have caused him to rereg a few times.

Unexplained PC issues = UCant is a fucking moron that should never let the box that his computer came in get too far out of his sight, just in case.

Got it - thanks.

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:23 am

Raydah James wrote:...fat inbred, degenerate check bouncing Misery resident.

Then again, what else can be expected of you midwest sister banging cavemen that time fucking forgot.

Wow!

Holy shit.

Caveman!

Tears!

At least sister is hopefully human. I'm pretty sure Chief guy is hanging out by the local zoo with a bunch of rubbers.

KC fan........

fat inbred, degenerate

is no way to go through life!

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:36 am

Where's the fuckin foreground, you fat chooch?

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:37 am

Ahhhh....

way to change the pic!

Okay!

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:53 am

Pictured: A product of Jayhawk and some innocent sheep.

Foreground - some grass

background - some more grass

Hidden- some fat-headed, lonely fuckstain who would fuck anything.

Is it wrong to feel empathy toward another beings' passions.

Hell yes when he's banging sheep.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:33 am

DasChoads wrote:PS- I'm in.

What, and take a break from all the "liberalism" in here?

How fucking quaint.

I'd say "see ya next week" in case KC were to lose, only nobody would notice.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:52 pm

Raydah James wrote:
Nixhex wrote:
Raydah James wrote:

Fucking dripping, moist cunts.

The only thing dripping and moist in this thread is your fucking chin and it ain't drool.
Christ, you're stupid.

As if all the fucking beatings over at that easter seal reuinion BB you call home wasnt enough, you come in here with your watered down elementary offerings and ask for another leather cheerio violation from my raider logo'd man cannon.

Nice av, by the way-Why like your own team when you can hate one that owns you 10 times more?

Beatings at another board? Link?

I guess if I ever want to impress you with smack I must do the following.

1. Find as many ways as possible to talk about men's assholes, cocks, cock sucking and vagina's. Real "grown up" smack talk there Jamie.

2. Offer to meet and fight someone from the board on an Interstate.

3. Use the same smack over and over but with new words I pulled from my Big Gay Al Thesaurus.

Here's a guide to help bring back your sanity Jamie.

Step away from your mom's computer for a moment. Put down the Randy Moss mask you've transformed into a pussy pocket. Remove the memories from the Chief's 3 straight sweeps of the Raiders from your dome. Take the bullets out of your rifle. Al may be old and senile but murder isn't the answer. Wash that nasty shit out of your hair before you lose it all. Last but not least. Pretend the money you lost to Chief fan this year was spent on something you really needed. A ticket to that empty shithole the Raiders play in for instance. This should help.

If this doesn't help. You can always put that new shower rod you just purchased to good use. This should be a last resort. I'd miss watching you make a complete ass of yourself time and time again.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:18 pm

chowd103 wrote:Pictured: A product of Jayhawk and some innocent sheep.

Foreground - some grass

background - some more grass

Hidden- some fat-headed, lonely fuckstain who would fuck anything.

Is it wrong to feel empathy toward another beings' passions.

Hell yes when he's banging sheep.

Thats a RACK

The rest of drooling lifelong fuckups werent worth a reply. Is it any wonder that the multitude of you Hay Baling Hillbillies get clowned at every opportunity by the posters here?

Continue racking each others horribly unfunny and weak posts-nobody will continue to give a fuck.