A proposal for all of you Chef fans.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:25 pm

KC Scott wrote:, but let's keep maintain some semblance of class .

I laughed

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:50 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Cuda PWN3D me. Again.

Nice Melt, fatfuck.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:54 pm

l to r: Lion, Tin Man, Scarecrow, Whitey, KC Meltdown 3.0, JFlock

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:21 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:
Snooze Baton wrote:Team X didn't even make the playoffs and team Y was eliminated in the first round. Dude equated losing in the first round with not even making it at all. As we all know, Round 1 is greater than Round 0. But somehow, dude stuck to his guns and declared the bet a "push".
Said dude has also been labeled one of the biggest welchers ever to grace the board for going all the way through the end of a fantasy baseball season, promising to pay his entry fee by the end of the year, leading the league until the last week, and then going Casper once he permanently lost his lead. He bragged all season about winning and getting paid, but when he lost, he welched. Of course, that's a great example for you to hitch your wagon to, faggot.

I'm living the highlife in Boston.
Having been born & raised in New York City, I'm well aware that there is no "high life" in Boston, so I'll just assume that you equate jacking off on your couch with a sixer of Miller beer and a set of rabbit ears pulling in whatever weak-ass game your local TV affiliate decides to blow up your ass on Sundays as "livin' good".

Fuckmunch.

It's go time....my friend.

Right now.....we end this. I am NOT BEB, never was, never will be.

Care for a wager of any type. I will let you decide your own fate, how's that?

The bet is simple.....I am not BEB. You decide the terms and we will go from there.

You refuse to listen to your own brethren.....how KC of you.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:35 pm

T REX wrote:You refuse to listen to your own brethren.....how KC of you.

Funny, I don't recall any of them refuting my claim. And most support my claim.

What's really funny is that I didn't even mention names... yet you chime right in. Coincidence? Methinkst not.

Fuck off, welcher.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:27 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:
T REX wrote:You refuse to listen to your own brethren.....how KC of you.
Funny, I don't recall any of them refuting my claim. And most support my claim.

What's really funny is that I didn't even mention names... yet you chime right in. Coincidence? Methinkst not.

Fuck off, welcher.

Who supports your claim besides Paul? Yeah, that's an endorsement.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... c&start=50

You say "most"???? Back it up bitch. Who?

If you are so confident I say we bet $100 bucks right now that I am not BEB. Deal?

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:29 pm

chowd103 wrote:Pictured: A product of Jayhawk and some innocent sheep.

Foreground - some grass

background - some more grass

Hidden- some fat-headed, lonely fuckstain who would fuck anything.

Is it wrong to feel empathy toward another beings' passions.

Hell yes when he's banging sheep.

RACK CHOWD !!

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:52 am

T REX wrote:
JHawkBCD wrote:
T REX wrote:You refuse to listen to your own brethren.....how KC of you.
Funny, I don't recall any of them refuting my claim. And most support my claim.

What's really funny is that I didn't even mention names... yet you chime right in. Coincidence? Methinkst not.

Fuck off, welcher.

Who supports your claim besides Paul? Yeah, that's an endorsement.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... c&start=50

You say "most"???? Back it up bitch. Who?

If you are so confident I say we bet $100 bucks right now that I am not BEB. Deal?

What part of "fuck off, welcher" do you not understand?

Who cares who you are? It's hilarious to watch you melt time and time again.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:32 am

I have never seen more classless individuals in my life. Melt? Here we go again. The 32 word meltdown. Last time it was a one sentence melt.

Fucking tards.

I got cryin ryan brothers joining forces. This is too hilarious.

Paulina, you just plain don't matter. People have been making fun of you since I can remember. It has turned you into a board low-life. Your buffet buddy I guess is walking down your path.

We may have a Cryin Ryan Best Duet this year.

Still pussies. Not surprised.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:36 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote: Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the Original Bet-Welcher rolls up on JHawk and OFFERS one???

I'll say it again.

T-rex isn't a bet welcher, nor is he BEB.

I know, I've dealt with both.

That said, who is this chowd wants some TDORF?

Pic witch bitch?

Good thing he's got that going for him. Earns him multiple BJ's from certain sectors, but that don't impress me much. (apologies Shania)

Apparently, he's trying to screw up his courage for the upcoming tilt.

We'll be right here.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:54 am

T REX wrote:I have never seen more classless individuals in my life. Melt? Here we go again. The 32 word meltdown. Last time it was a one sentence melt.

Fucking tards.

I got cryin ryan brothers joining forces. This is too hilarious.

Paulina, you just plain don't matter. People have been making fun of you since I can remember. It has turned you into a board low-life. Your buffet buddy I guess is walking down your path.

We may have a Cryin Ryan Best Duet this year.

Still pussies. Not surprised.

Priceless.

Paul is nails because he doesn't take himself seriously.

You? Fucking putz.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:01 am

Trixxie isn't ButtBlastedBarbie, and JFlock isn't Einstein.

.....or even Arnold Horseshack.

Guess the super-daring 'ban bet' should have been drawn up by a lawyer so as to avoid the 'out' that that ol' trickster, trixxxie was able to sniff out.

At the very least it shouldn't have been drawn-up by an inbred hillbilly fatass who favorite pastime is 'making love' to Boston Cream Rolls.

I'm not sure what puts more egg on one's face, being outfoxed by the likes of trixxxie.....or crying on and on about it on message boards for years.

Chef fan craps the bed.

We've never seen that happen before.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:05 am

God bless you, pwndtart.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:06 am

WOW, poptart.

All I can say.

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:12 am

RACK poptart !

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:12 am

trev wrote:WOW, poptart.

All I can say.

Fuck off, alkie child endangerer.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:46 pm

Yeah, Paul....everyone on the board is just backing you up like crazy. They are all siding with you. ( massive sarcasm)

Dude, get out of your fantasy land and wake the fuck up. STOP CRYING!!!!! You look like the ultimate bitch....well....err.......that shoe fits, eh?

Rack everyone else for getting it.

joe6pac · Post by **joe6pac** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:31 pm

poptart wrote:Trixxie isn't ButtBlastedBarbie, and JFlock isn't Einstein.

.....or even Arnold Horseshack.

Guess the super-daring 'ban bet' should have been drawn up by a lawyer so as to avoid the 'out' that that ol' trickster, trixxxie was able to sniff out.

At the very least it shouldn't have been drawn-up by an inbred hillbilly fatass who favorite pastime is 'making love' to Boston Cream Rolls.

I wasn't a "Tuck", it was a fumble.......WAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm not sure what puts more egg on one's face, being outfoxed by the likes of trixxxie.....or crying on and on about it on message boards for years.

Chef fan craps the bed.

We've never seen that happen before.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:36 pm

RACK Tart.

RACK JCocked for doing everything in his power to set a record for getting PWN3D one thread. It'll take about 25 more posters blasting off on this gameless mangina to beat KC MayIDear 3.0 's record.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:34 pm

Get to work, Jamika.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:43 pm

Nice melt, cunt.

thats 2 in one thread.

Yep, that weak pic gets funnier every time you post it, Kaley II.

Sin,

0 Racks and 0 Laughs

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:11 pm

Rack this whole thread. Everybody gets a rack. I even wrote down a few new cuss words to use at poker.

Thank you

Rip City

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:11 pm

Raydah James wrote:Nice melt, cunt.

thats 2 in one thread.

Yep, that weak pic gets funnier every time you post it, Kaley II.

Sin,

0 Racks and 0 Laughs

Sure pisses you off enough to respond, you fucking insecure douche.

Racks? Don't need 'em. Is that what you come here for? The approval of a group of online degenerates who can't get any "atta-boys" at home?

I'm here to laugh at you idiots, not with you.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:24 pm

looks as if KC is getting his asskicked, again

no surprise.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:43 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:
Sure pisses you off enough to respond,

Not at all. Actually, I smiled and shook my head when you first broke that ghey shit out. I dont even wanna know what fucking sites you cruised to get that dudes naked body.

you fucking insecure douche.

Being 'insecure' isnt a part of my life. Never has been. Too bad you cant say the same, hungry hungry JTwat.

I mean, We've all seen your 80's Come on Eileen haircut sporting pics Icy hot JFlock, and its pretty fucking obvious that you've had to search Kansas far and wide to find that perfect piece of livestock ass that'll put up with you being able to set beers on that creme filled monster truck tire you call a stomach.......

Racks? Don't need 'em.

Of course you arent, JFlock-because you never fucking get them you unfunny gimp. I mean, who else besides KC Slingblade 3.0 buffets thinks you're slightly humorous?

*crickets*

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:49 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Sirgofuckyourself wrote:looks as if KC is getting his asskicked, again

no surprise.
^^^^^^^^^^^^

OBVIOUSLY not a bright individual.

makes you look even worse, don't it.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:53 pm

Raydah James wrote:
you fucking insecure douche.

Being 'insecure' isnt a part of my life. Never has been. Too bad you cant say the same, hungry hungry JTwat.

Still laughing at you, not with you.

:bode:

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:11 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:
Raydah James wrote:
you fucking insecure douche.

Being 'insecure' isnt a part of my life. Never has been. Too bad you cant say the same, hungry hungry JTwat.
Still laughing at you, not with you.

Touche, PigletBCD.

No wytching needed-you acheive all the laughs needed on your own.

So, how tired do you get running from various sticks and campfires you walking fucking marshmellow?

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:24 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote: ^^^^^^^^^^^^

OBVIOUSLY not a bright individual.

makes you look even worse, don't it.
That's it- keep KYOA....I got ALL DAY.

Laptop at the Buffet again, eh?

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:25 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote: ^^^^^^^^^^^^

OBVIOUSLY not a bright individual.

makes you look even worse, don't it.
That's it- keep KYOA....I got ALL DAY.

make you look even worse, don't it.

Snooze Baton · Post by **Snooze Baton** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:34 pm

So.. what's the tally on who bet with whom? Besides me and JHawk. that is. RACK all of you who kept his thread going in my absence. I'll have to read it closely later, instead of skimming through it.

Hope you bitches are enjoying your 4 day weekend, like me.

Check ya later.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:09 pm

Was hoping we'd be able to snuff out the addition of any more UCant trolls to the roster... oh fucking well.

Out for a week, losers.

http://www.opheliagroove.com/audio/wav/ouch.wav

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:44 am

Fucking rack Ucant on this call out thread.

Snooze Baton · Post by **Snooze Baton** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:42 pm

Snooze Baton wrote:So.. what's the tally on who bet with whom? Besides me and JHawk. that is. RACK all of you who kept his thread going in my absence. I'll have to read it closely later, instead of skimming through it.

To answer my own question:

Nixhex wrote:I'm in on this bet.

KC Scott wrote:I'll take a Sig Bet Ucant, if your game.

DasChoads wrote:PS- I'm in.

I could really give a shit if y'all follow through on it or not... I won major cayash on the game.

All you bettors out there.... always bet against KC (on the road) the week after the Oakland gimme... I mean, game. The Oakland... game.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:05 pm

Write a sig, dude.

I'll wear it for the week

Snooze Baton · Post by **Snooze Baton** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:19 pm

KC Scott wrote:Write a sig, dude.

I don't want to bust your chops too much. Just change your avatar to a Bills helmet for a week... you're the only KC Fan in here who I actually enjoy reading.

Unless orc is a fan too... I can't remember. Fuck it... most of you suck, that's all I'm sure of.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:42 pm

Paul ... give it a rest.

Seriously.

You've become your own worst enemy and will never get over on anyone posting stupid pictures, name-calling and running FTFY smack. I can't suggest you choose another path strongly enough.

Trust me on this.

If you can't simply ignore the shiny REPLY button, then either step it up or give yourself a much-needed sabbatical.

Bad Paul has become a cancer.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:35 pm

Well, since orc has sent Paul to the corner for a little timeout, can I play?

Snooze Baton wrote: ..you're the only KC Fan in here who I actually enjoy reading.

Oh man, that hurts. You mean to say that the words that I type don't amuse you? Cue Goodfellas Joe Peschi reset...Tru, you listening?

I'm devastated. Sweriously.

It wasn't bad enough that my team laid down like Bitches in Beefalo on Sunday, now I also have to live with the scorn of some shit troll.

Oh, the humanity. I don't know if I can take this shit anymore.

Expect a retirement thread as soon as KC is mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

Or not.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:01 am

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Snooze Baton wrote:change your avatar to a Bills helmet for a week....

Frank Football · Post by **Frank Football** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:52 am

Take Orc's advice you fat, stupid, shithead.