Congratulations to Brian Billick for breaking my will. I give up. Not only have the Ravens blown their last best chance to field a playoff team with Ray Lewis, Jamal Lewis, Jon Ogden, and Ed Reed all together on the same team, he has squandered the goodwill of an entire fan base. Fuck you, offensive guru. I am officially calling for Billick's head on a platter. I hope Bisciotti shit-cans this preening schmo (thanks TK) as soon as the Ravens wrap up this 2-14 season. Here's hoping the Texans win 3 games this year so Jim Fassel and Ozzie Newsome can draft Matt Leinart. Fucking pathetic douchebag quitters in purple, play out the string and go play golf.
On the other hand, I still love football. Thank God and G0D for DirecTV and the Sunday Ticket. I got to watch the Wind Bowl in Chicago live, including the 108 yard runback of a missed FG instead of watching Kyle Boller get tattooed because of a non-existant offensive line. I got to see KC choke on a big fat Buffalo dick after KCFan talked about making a "statement" by crushing the Bills. I got to see the three best teams in the NFL continue to show the world how to win. Thanks Carolina, Indy, and Denver. And of course, thanks to Jon Gruden for having the balls to go for two and win instead of relying on his fucking kicker to tie it up. Being a RavensFan, it was refreshing to NOT see a kicker trot out and point to the sky after kicking an extra point. After all, Billick's favorite play is seeing Matt Stover lining up once again to kick an anti-climactic drive-ending 3 pointer.
End of rant. See you again at 2-10.
Breaking my silence
Breaking my silence
Now pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.
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I once nailed this whore during my senior year at UConn... I had consumed about a case at the time and was pretty much out on my feet. I remember pulling out about 5 minutes in because even in my drunken state, I knew her gash shouldn't smell that... rotten nor her lovejuice feel so... lumpy. I looked down at my cock and it was covered in the mostly ungodiest of vaginal discharges. I thought to myself, "fuck it, I'm wearing a sheath" and resumed pumping. I always wondered what became of this vile gobblely-goop. RACK Kutter for breaking this Unsolved Mystery via his punkassed bitchassed post. ![Rolling Eyes :meds:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
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Bwahahahaha.Snooze Baton wrote:I once nailed this whore during my senior year at UConn... I had consumed about a case at the time and was pretty much out on my feet. I remember pulling out about 5 minutes in because even in my drunken state, I knew her gash shouldn't smell that... rotten nor her lovejuice feel so... lumpy. I looked down at my cock and it was covered in the mostly ungodiest of vaginal discharges. I thought to myself, "fuck it, I'm wearing a sheath" and resumed pumping. I always wondered what became of this vile gobblely-goop. RACK Kutter for breaking this Unsolved Mystery via his punkassed bitchassed post.
Before I even saw your responses, I was gonna say, I thought WarRing was gone. So don't fret, James, your buddy's spirit is still represented.
Alright shithead, you're on my buddy list after this one.
Now fuck off! :P
Striving to be a victim of Polly's plagiarizing ways.