Approx. 1 hr. to everlasting Duke cocksucking.

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:33 pm

Let the slobbering of all things Duke start in ernest!

Where's that fucking MUTE button?!

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:12 am

Babs - below is the MUTE button.

Instructions for MUTE button:

1. Insert MUTE button device in mouth
2. Point device towards infrared brain receiver (yeah, it's a small target, but you just need to get close to make it work)
3. Pull trigger
4. Enjoy the silence

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:41 am

Ok, I laughed.

Rack the smack.

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:29 pm

The fucking pansie assed style of Dook basketball makes me ill.

The fucking running of the entire show, including refs by K, makes me vomit.

Thier group is the same god damn group of underachievers they had last year. And what happened?!

Fuggin McRoberts is a dud. Williams looks sickly ill, and Davis will OWN him again. JJ fucked up, and shoulda went pro. Dockery? -

You kiddin me?!

Nice schedule too. My God, K; PLAY at least TWO teams who MIGHT scare the top 25! in preseason!

Christ, I haven't even looked at their ACC sched., to see how weighted the tail end of it is, so they can race to the 25 win mark, before the losses late won't effect their seeding. Typical K scheduling.

Fuck you, Dook fan!

I hope you're in our Regional again, fags.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:35 pm

Duke and Oklahoma don't play this year OOC.

helmet · Post by **helmet** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:42 pm

Oklahoma was last year, Texas is this year.

Duke's major conference opponents: Seton Hall (H), likely either Alabama or Memphis (N), Indiana (A), Texas (N), St. John's (H), Georgetown (A), Temple (A). Plus 6 cupcakes.

MSU major conference opponents: Gonzaga or Maryland (N), Arkansas/UConn/Kansas/Arizona (N), Georgia Tech (H), Boston College (H). Plus 10 cupcakes.

Just the facts. Not that they've ever stood in the way of Babs having a hissy fit.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:53 pm

BU looked hungry early on and played a strong defensive game in spite of getting twice as many fouls. The Devils definitely didn't look like a #1 but it'll take a few games for the freshman to get comfortable for Coach K to figure out his rotation. He's a deeper team this year and I hope they don't live and die by what Williams and Redick do. 3-for-16 from the perimeter is unacceptable eventhough BU is one of the better defensive clubs in the nation. They will miss Ewing's ability to drive the ball to the goal...curious to see who will become the new slasher on the team, perhaps Nelson.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:03 pm

MSUFAN wrote:The fucking running of the entire show, including refs by K, makes me vomit.

What an original take...archive this so all can be enlightened by your brilliance.

Same tired smack against Duke every year...
"Coach K gets all the calls."
"They don't schedule anyone."

Is there an original thought out of the anti-Duke crowd? I haven't seen one. Dislike them because they aren't your team but to villify them like they've single-handedly ruined college basketball is a joke. Worry about your own school and we'll see how things shake out in April.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:39 pm

Duke needs to feast on the regular season OOC patsies like they had last year. Like MSU, for example.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:00 pm

Shoalzie wrote: eventhough BU is one of the better defensive clubs in the nation. .

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:36 pm

I was impressed w/ the way BU played last night. There coach has done a fine job w/ them.

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:48 am

helmet wrote:Oklahoma was last year, Texas is this year.

Duke's major conference opponents: Seton Hall (H), likely either Alabama or Memphis (N), Indiana (A), Texas (N), St. John's (H), Georgetown (A), Temple (A). Plus 6 cupcakes.

MSU major conference opponents: Gonzaga or Maryland (N), Arkansas/UConn/Kansas/Arizona (N), Georgia Tech (H), Boston College (H). Plus 10 cupcakes.

Just the facts. Not that they've ever stood in the way of Babs having a hissy fit.

Wisc. Green bay and Wichita State are not "cupcakes, you tool.

Izzo said that by Dec. 6, MSU "could" possibly have played 5 top 15 teams! The Maui field is being billed as the toughest ever!

http://duke.rivals.com/bschedule.asp?Ye ... MICHIGANST

Go screw yourself.

Texas game, WAY over in fucking New Jersey!!!? That's east coast fans. East! As in the word ATLANTIC Ocean. Atlantic COAST.

Moron.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:37 pm

Believe the Heupel wrote:
helmet wrote:Oklahoma was last year, Texas is this year..
My bad, you're correct. For some reason I thought we had a return game this year.

Duke doesn't play decent to good teams OOC conference on the road. The refs don't give them the same calls so coach K avoids anything outside of Cameron or MSG.

OUMO · Post by **OUMO** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:08 pm

SunCoastSooner wrote:
Believe the Heupel wrote:
helmet wrote:Oklahoma was last year, Texas is this year..
My bad, you're correct. For some reason I thought we had a return game this year.
Duke doesn't play decent to good teams OOC conference on the road. The refs don't give them the same calls so coach K avoids anything outside of Cameron or MSG.

Me thinks we have another hater. :D

Fuck dook.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:55 pm

OUMO wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:
Believe the Heupel wrote: My bad, you're correct. For some reason I thought we had a return game this year.
Duke doesn't play decent to good teams OOC conference on the road. The refs don't give them the same calls so coach K avoids anything outside of Cameron or MSG.
Me thinks we have another hater. :D

Fuck dook.

Honestly MO I am a Duke fan. I lived a very good portion of my life in North Carolina and hate UNC with a passion that burns like the fires in Hades. If Oklahoma doesn't win it all I pull for Duke. Just have to be honest though.

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:13 am

Not that a coach needs to try what Izzo did two years ago. (Seven freegin OOC games vs. teams in the top 10 alltime programs, or some ungodly act like that -- insanity.) but, damn, K; at LEAST try a FEW games as TRUE roadies! Even if it's against medium teams.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:46 pm

SunCoastSooner wrote:I lived a very good portion of my life in North Carolina and hate UNC with a passion that burns like the fires in Hades.

Why is that, just out of curiosity? I've always hated UNC and their fans, mainly because they act as if the CBB world revolves around them.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:41 pm

Was the same Seton Hall program that made the tournament a few years ago that "played" Duke last night? Wow! Duke isn't 53 points better than any team from a major conference...that had to be just a bad night for the Pirates. I didn't watch much of the game...watching hockey most of the night. My jaw hit the floor when I flipped over and saw Seton Hall had only 20 points in the early part of the second half and Duke was up by 40+. While BU can play defense and held Duke to 40% from the field...the Pirates didn't give the Devils any problems, 63.6% from the floor. They've got a pretty young team but no one should be getting thumped like that.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:43 pm

Duke is deep as fuck. Seton Hall just looks like a badly coached team. Didnt help that they missed 22 shots in a row in the First half while Duke shot 60%. The 5 freshman they recruited are gonna be special if they stick around for a couple of years.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:46 pm

Degenerate wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:I lived a very good portion of my life in North Carolina and hate UNC with a passion that burns like the fires in Hades.
Why is that, just out of curiosity? I've always hated UNC and their fans, mainly because they act as if the CBB world revolves around them.

They are just all around ignorant, arrogant, assholes. I have met one my entire life who I could stomach or not feel the urge to force my fist down their throat and it was a guy who was from NC but had lived in Oklahoma for 20 years and lived in the same apartment complex as I. I could go on a 4 page tirade about UNC fan but I don't feel like having the melt today I'm in too good of a mood.

Awwww fuck it... a small melt won't be too damn bad...

People talk about Oklahoma fans never attended OU well hell I have never met a UNC fan who has gone to a single class in Chappel Hill, never not once.

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:36 pm

Speaking of OOC schedules, I was a little disappointed with ours this year. Our biggest games OOC are at Alabama (Dec. 7) and home against NC State (Nov. 26) and Michigan (Dec. 3). Our traditional OOC rivals -- Kentucky, Indiana and UCLA -- are nowhere to be found Of course, our conference schedule is brutal. We drew home-and-homes against DePaul (expected), Marquette (expected) and Providence (surprise). From our conference, we won't be playing Cincinnati (surprise) and St. John's (surprise).

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:51 pm

MSUFAN wrote: The fucking running of the entire show, including refs by K, makes me vomit.

Funny, Izzo never does that. Wait.....how about that tirade at the end of the game vs. Gonzaga, jumping up and down, screaming, and damn near foaming at the mouth for an obvious non-foul? Hey, I don't blame Izzo. That's part of coaching. K doesn't have a monopoly on it.

Shine · Post by **Shine** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:55 am

Cicero wrote:Duke is deep as fuck.

:? :? :?

Since when does 7, possibly 8, legit players = deep. Granted their top 7 are pretty fookin nice, but depth is about the lone weakness they have.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:04 pm

Shine wrote:
Cicero wrote:Duke is deep as fuck.
:? :? :?

Since when does 7, possibly 8, legit players = deep. Granted their top 7 are pretty fookin nice, but depth is about the lone weakness they have.

Sorry I think Duke has looked the best. It's probably my Crimson colored glasses I see the rest through but there is a group of about ten teams that are all good picks at #2... luckily my team is one of them.

Michael Neal is a major upgrade of McKenzie. Hope he enjoys the blizzards in Minnesota cause I won't be missing him much.

Walker also appears to be 3 times the court leader that Drew "I'll play when I play" Lavender ever was or will be.

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 12:37 pm

Again, another hideous display of Blue Devil Envy in the finals of the preseason nit "classic".

Dook finally plays a team who MIGHT sniff the top 20 by march, but it's on a Neutral floor, of course; like 200 mi. from their campus -- 600 from the Tigers' campus; and they get TWO gifts from the Zebra's in the last minute of a one point game!

First, the ball was thrown off a Memphis player, only replays showed that player was STILL inbounds when the ball hits him. The ball then hits WILLIAMS' foot - yep, you guessed it. HIS other foot, was the one out of bounds. That's OFF DOOK!, ref!! Not the Memphis player! AND, the guy called it before the ball ever technically went out of bounds!

Second. - The 8 second inbounds pass that Dook was allowed after that!! I coulda ordered PIZZA on that inbounds attempt, it took so long!

Look -- I KNOW it's Dook, ok? I KNOW we need these teams on top all season. (I guess) And I also know the Memphis coaches run about 3 plays on the floor. They suck beyond comprehension. But this Dook ballsucking extravagansa has got to stop, man. These refs just LOCK up, when there's a game on the line, and Dook needs a call to stay ahead, or whatever. It's just getting nausiating.
I rarely, if ever; see any other squad get this treatment.

OUMO · Post by **OUMO** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:43 pm

Memphis still could have won the game, but I have become so expectant that Dook will get calls in games that I no longer get upset about it. Not talking about home games either, everyone gets those calls most of the time.

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:09 pm

Shine wrote: Dook goes 7 deep.

I disagree. After Reddick and Williams, dook is very, very average. Mechlioni sucks ass. Paulus? - Whatever. Nelson? - Not all that. Dockery?

Right!

Just wait til they get to the meat of the sched. ('Course, with the creampuffs, they'll have 25 wins locked up by then, but.........)

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:14 pm

Shine wrote:
Cicero wrote:Duke is deep as fuck.
:? :? :?

Since when does 7, possibly 8, legit players = deep. Granted their top 7 are pretty fookin nice, but depth is about the lone weakness they have.

On Friday they pnly played 7, and I dont know why. Boateng and Boykin didnt play and Nelson is out w/ a fractured ankle. To me that adds up to 10. The previous 4 games 10-11 guys played decent minutes.

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:53 pm

MSUFAN wrote:Again, another hideous display of Blue Devil Envy in the finals of the preseason nit "classic".

Dook finally plays a team who MIGHT sniff the top 20 by march, but it's on a Neutral floor, of course; like 200 mi. from their campus -- 600 from the Tigers' campus; and they get TWO gifts from the Zebra's in the last minute of a one point game!

First, the ball was thrown off a Memphis player, only replays showed that player was STILL inbounds when the ball hits him. The ball then hits WILLIAMS' foot - yep, you guessed it. HIS other foot, was the one out of bounds. That's OFF DOOK!, ref!! Not the Memphis player! AND, the guy called it before the ball ever technically went out of bounds!

Second. - The 8 second inbounds pass that Dook was allowed after that!! I coulda ordered PIZZA on that inbounds attempt, it took so long!

Look -- I KNOW it's Dook, ok? I KNOW we need these teams on top all season. (I guess) And I also know the Memphis coaches run about 3 plays on the floor. They suck beyond comprehension. But this Dook ballsucking extravagansa has got to stop, man. These refs just LOCK up, when there's a game on the line, and Dook needs a call to stay ahead, or whatever. It's just getting nausiating.
I rarely, if ever; see any other squad get this treatment.

It's a conspiracy, I tells ya! The refs all get together, along with the NCAA, to make sure Duke gets all the calls, especially down the stretch. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............................

...................not buying it. Few do. But keep trying. It's always fun to read such neurotic/obsessive entries.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:44 pm

MSUFAN wrote: Just wait til they get to the meat of the sched. ('Course, with the creampuffs, they'll have 25 wins locked up by then, but.........)

What, they play MSU again this year?

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:14 pm

God ^ That's SO funny!

'Jew think that up all on your own, mensa?

Just BEAT fucking lowly Mich., then we'll have something to say to you.

Joke.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:41 pm

Did you find that mute button yet, ya fucking retard?

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Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:42 pm

MSUFAN wrote:God ^ That's SO funny!

'Jew think that up all on your own, mensa?

Just BEAT fucking lowly Mich., then we'll have something to say to you.

Joke.

In what, basketball? Maybe they will, maybe they won't. No matter the outcome, I'll still be over here as often as I usually am. Can you say the same?

MSUFAN · Post by **MSUFAN** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:19 pm

"AS OFTEN AS I USUALLY AM

(oh, christ............ :roll: )

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:37 pm

MSUFAN wrote:
"AS OFTEN AS I USUALLY AM
(oh, christ............ :roll: )

Which isn't often, dolt. Or slightly more than you after MSU takes it in the ass.