stupid things john madden says during mnf

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:21 am

earlier he said jim kleinsasser weighed 300lbs.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:43 am

so hes pretty sober tonight. makes for a shitty thread on my part.

go figure

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:20 am

He is too busy salivating over the brats and turducken.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:29 am

The Assassin wrote:too busy salivating over the brats

Does not compute

Unless of course you mean salivate less and eat more.

Is Johnsonville publically traded?

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:31 am

rozy wrote:
The Assassin wrote:too busy salivating over the brats
Does not compute

Unless of course you mean salivate less and eat more.

Is Johnsonville publically traded?

Something to that effect yes.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:34 am

The Assassin wrote:Something to that effect yes.

Wha?

Sorry, bro, not good enough. Step it up, or get drunker or higher.

We're not in chat here. 'sayin.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:36 am

bbq, your thoughts?

Post them now, for now may never be here again.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:36 am

Is this The Packer Bar?

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:37 am

ElvisMonster wrote:Is this The Packer Bar?

Quit winking at me.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:37 am

ElvisMonster wrote:Is this The Packer Bar?

Depends. bbq started this thread.

Leave me alone.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:37 am

bwahahahah

rack elvismonter

lmao

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:40 am

bbqjones wrote:bwahahahah

rack elvismonter

lmao

Quit mocking me. I thought we were b**z.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:40 am

bbqjones wrote:bwahahahah

rack elvismonter

lmao

Pops needs a shave, Bro.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:41 am

i was going to go top disneyworld today, but i dint because of the game today and im supposed to go tomorrow but im not because of teh funnyu i tommys bookmarks all day longtime.

fuckint im going to disney and im going to post pictures of it too, btw.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:42 am

bbqjones wrote:i was going to go top disneyworld today, but i dint because of the game today and im supposed to go tomorrow but im not because of teh funnyu i tommys bookmarks all day longtime.

fuckint im going to disney and im going to post pictures of it too, btw.

Looking forward to it. Have fun.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:45 am

Ok. Gotta go. Game's on.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:47 am

Me too.

And Madden is saying stuff that we can make fun of. brb.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:54 am

Nick Collins is a fucking hammer. Rack him.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:01 am

shut up bandwagonner, i found your phone number and im going to call you unless radiofan posts his number and i can call shrubber tonight too.

i get free long distance.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:01 am

Does bbqjones still post here? :sad:

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:02 am

DUMMY

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:03 am

You're a dummy. Not me.

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:03 am

No mutant turkey that Madden and Summerall used to roll out for the Crackwagon game and share with the linemen?

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:04 am

RadioFan wrote:
The Assassin wrote:Something to that effect yes.
Wha?

Sorry, bro, not good enough. Step it up, or get drunker or higher.

We're not in chat here. 'sayin.

What i'm sayin is,that I'm seeing Madden,during commercials shoveling as much brats and turducken into his grill as he can before they go bac live. I'm sure he is bound to say something stupid,but I'm pretty sure his mind,and his stomach are on the food.

BTW has al Michaels totally lost any interest in his job? He announces MNF like hes half asleep.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:06 am

ElvisMonster wrote:Does bbqjones still post here? :sad:

as she pretends that she is tired/or sleeping, im going to rub up on her from the backside. then, when ive rustled her up and she again pretends that she is too tired to engage, im going to bust out the friggin motion lotion. if you think im joking here, im not. this stuff works. especially if you are looking for some badge or red wings.

now i have her semi=awake and she has no choice. i fliper the backside, swivel her on top and make her do a one eighty. now this is the one im down with. i get to watch her fatass up and down, got a mirror where i can ignore her on the side and the tv busting out some hardcore need to know conservative news. (sup greta? i love you and your funky jaws)

i am ever so delicate to reverse all this stuff i did and spoon spoon spoon and nut nut nut. all done. she can watch the soap operas or dr phil she taped today and i can passout and dream of winning the lottery.

if life was any better, i would own that galaga game we'bvr all been playing since we were eight.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:11 am

"Brett Favre is a quarterback that likes to know where his receivers are going to be.... When you don't know where your receivers are it's hard to complete a pass to them"

"I like Kamar abar agiamilla"

"Kabeer baja-Bamillabier is an awesome defensive tackle"

"Maja Biamilla made an awesome play"

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:14 am

That was kind of funny.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:20 am

14-14. Thanks, bbqjinx. :roll:

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:23 am

John Madden is on Monday Night football? I thought it was Harry Carey.

War old Dodger vs. Cub games and coming back to the 11th inning of Carey clearing his throat out for the first 20 seconds before anyone speaks!

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:27 am

ElvisMonster wrote:14-14. Thanks, bbqjinx. :roll:

i didnt call it the packer bar, you did. youre the jinxer

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:32 am

"Mike Tice looks like he should be at Sturgis in that jacket"

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:32 am

The Assassin wrote:

BTW has al Michaels totally lost any interest in his job? He announces MNF like hes half asleep.

Yes.

The guy calls one epoch hockey game and everyone thinks hes God.

Never liked al michaels

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:34 am

l to r~~ ElvisMonster, bbqjones
not pictured~~ yt's cat

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:55 am

You guys have your computer in your TV room don't cha?

I could be nice and say you have one of those "Great Rooms" which is what the Realtors tout. But I doubt a trailer has a "Great Room", let alone an apartment has a "Mediocre Room."

I kind of remember that yt guy, but he was kind of a shitty poster so most of his stuff passed me by like gasX.

The Chief is behind Elvis Monster in this picture. I like the dichotomy of the picture though regarding EM. The sideburns grow forward as the forehead peels back.

The Sturgis reset with Tice was a chuckler though. Tice looks like he's on the edge, like he could play the Chief in "One Flew over the Cuckoo's nest."

Rip City

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:01 am

i call it my office. its where i do most of my masturabateting.

i keep a trash can for beer cans and dirty dirty tissues.

i built some shelves for books too.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:06 am

LET HIM SCORE YOU BIG DUMMY

holy fuck, i dont think the pack are going to make the playoffs now.

i hate this, it reminds me of the superbowl

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:20 am

...and the Lions and the Rams, they're still in it.

--

Another one of your Al Michaels "Do you believe in Miracles?" Moments.

Beautiful call, Al.

FUCK

frodo_biguns · Post by **frodo_biguns** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:44 am

bbqjones wrote:earlier he said jim kleinsasser weighed 300lbs.

No! No! No!

His best was a couple weeks ago!
Madden:Sometimes the running back takes it into the C hole, sometimes he'll take it into the B-Hole, if it's not there he will just plunge into the A-Hole!!!!!!!

That was by far the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THe Fucking best!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:46 am

frodo_biguns wrote:
bbqjones wrote:earlier he said jim kleinsasser weighed 300lbs.
No! No! No!

His best was a couple weeks ago!
Madden:Sometimes the running back takes it into the C hole, sometimes he'll take it into the B-Hole, if it's not there he will just plunge into the A-Hole!!!!!!!

That was by far the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THe Fucking best!

I didn't hear that one...I went to sleep..
but THAT IS CLASSIC!!!
:wink:

frodo_biguns · Post by **frodo_biguns** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:39 pm

Jack wrote:
frodo_biguns wrote:
bbqjones wrote:earlier he said jim kleinsasser weighed 300lbs.
No! No! No!

His best was a couple weeks ago!
Madden:Sometimes the running back takes it into the C hole, sometimes he'll take it into the B-Hole, if it's not there he will just plunge into the A-Hole!!!!!!!

That was by far the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THe Fucking best!

I didn't hear that one...I went to sleep..
but THAT IS CLASSIC!!!
:wink:

It's gotta be on the net someplace. If I ever find it I'll post it.

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