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stupid things john madden says during mnf

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earlier he said jim kleinsasser weighed 300lbs.
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so hes pretty sober tonight. makes for a shitty thread on my part.

go figure
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He is too busy salivating over the brats and turducken.
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The Assassin wrote:too busy salivating over the brats
Does not compute

Unless of course you mean salivate less and eat more.

Is Johnsonville publically traded?
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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rozy wrote:
The Assassin wrote:too busy salivating over the brats
Does not compute

Unless of course you mean salivate less and eat more.

Is Johnsonville publically traded?

Something to that effect yes.
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The Assassin wrote:Something to that effect yes.
Wha?

Sorry, bro, not good enough. Step it up, or get drunker or higher.

We're not in chat here. 'sayin.
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bbq, your thoughts?

Post them now, for now may never be here again.
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Is this The Packer Bar?
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ElvisMonster wrote:Is this The Packer Bar?
Quit winking at me.
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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ElvisMonster wrote:Is this The Packer Bar?
Depends. bbq started this thread.

Leave me alone.
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bwahahahah

rack elvismonter

lmao
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bbqjones wrote:bwahahahah

rack elvismonter

lmao
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bbqjones wrote:bwahahahah

rack elvismonter

lmao
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i was going to go top disneyworld today, but i dint because of the game today and im supposed to go tomorrow but im not because of teh funnyu i tommys bookmarks all day longtime.

fuckint im going to disney and im going to post pictures of it too, btw.
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bbqjones wrote:i was going to go top disneyworld today, but i dint because of the game today and im supposed to go tomorrow but im not because of teh funnyu i tommys bookmarks all day longtime.

fuckint im going to disney and im going to post pictures of it too, btw.
Looking forward to it. Have fun.
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Ok. Gotta go. Game's on.
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Me too.

And Madden is saying stuff that we can make fun of. brb.
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Nick Collins is a fucking hammer. Rack him.
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shut up bandwagonner, i found your phone number and im going to call you unless radiofan posts his number and i can call shrubber tonight too.

i get free long distance.
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Does bbqjones still post here? :sad:
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DUMMY
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You're a dummy. Not me.
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No mutant turkey that Madden and Summerall used to roll out for the Crackwagon game and share with the linemen?
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RadioFan wrote:
The Assassin wrote:Something to that effect yes.
Wha?

Sorry, bro, not good enough. Step it up, or get drunker or higher.

We're not in chat here. 'sayin.

What i'm sayin is,that I'm seeing Madden,during commercials shoveling as much brats and turducken into his grill as he can before they go bac live. I'm sure he is bound to say something stupid,but I'm pretty sure his mind,and his stomach are on the food.


BTW has al Michaels totally lost any interest in his job? He announces MNF like hes half asleep.
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ElvisMonster wrote:Does bbqjones still post here? :sad:
as she pretends that she is tired/or sleeping, im going to rub up on her from the backside. then, when ive rustled her up and she again pretends that she is too tired to engage, im going to bust out the friggin motion lotion. if you think im joking here, im not. this stuff works. especially if you are looking for some badge or red wings.

now i have her semi=awake and she has no choice. i fliper the backside, swivel her on top and make her do a one eighty. now this is the one im down with. i get to watch her fatass up and down, got a mirror where i can ignore her on the side and the tv busting out some hardcore need to know conservative news. (sup greta? i love you and your funky jaws)

i am ever so delicate to reverse all this stuff i did and spoon spoon spoon and nut nut nut. all done. she can watch the soap operas or dr phil she taped today and i can passout and dream of winning the lottery.

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That was kind of funny.
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14-14. Thanks, bbqjinx. :roll:
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John Madden is on Monday Night football? I thought it was Harry Carey.

War old Dodger vs. Cub games and coming back to the 11th inning of Carey clearing his throat out for the first 20 seconds before anyone speaks!
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ElvisMonster wrote:14-14. Thanks, bbqjinx. :roll:

i didnt call it the packer bar, you did. youre the jinxer
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The Assassin wrote:

BTW has al Michaels totally lost any interest in his job? He announces MNF like hes half asleep.
Yes.

The guy calls one epoch hockey game and everyone thinks hes God.

Never liked al michaels
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i call it my office. its where i do most of my masturabateting.

i keep a trash can for beer cans and dirty dirty tissues.

i built some shelves for books too.
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LET HIM SCORE YOU BIG DUMMY

holy fuck, i dont think the pack are going to make the playoffs now.


i hate this, it reminds me of the superbowl
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...and the Lions and the Rams, they're still in it.

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Another one of your Al Michaels "Do you believe in Miracles?" Moments.

Beautiful call, Al. :meds:

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Re: stupid things john madden says during mnf

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bbqjones wrote:earlier he said jim kleinsasser weighed 300lbs.
No! No! No!

His best was a couple weeks ago!
Madden:Sometimes the running back takes it into the C hole, sometimes he'll take it into the B-Hole, if it's not there he will just plunge into the A-Hole!!!!!!!

That was by far the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THe Fucking best!
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frodo_biguns wrote:
bbqjones wrote:earlier he said jim kleinsasser weighed 300lbs.
No! No! No!

His best was a couple weeks ago!
Madden:Sometimes the running back takes it into the C hole, sometimes he'll take it into the B-Hole, if it's not there he will just plunge into the A-Hole!!!!!!!

That was by far the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THe Fucking best!
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't hear that one...I went to sleep..
but THAT IS CLASSIC!!!
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Re: stupid things john madden says during mnf

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Jack wrote:
frodo_biguns wrote:
bbqjones wrote:earlier he said jim kleinsasser weighed 300lbs.
No! No! No!

His best was a couple weeks ago!
Madden:Sometimes the running back takes it into the C hole, sometimes he'll take it into the B-Hole, if it's not there he will just plunge into the A-Hole!!!!!!!

That was by far the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THe Fucking best!
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't hear that one...I went to sleep..
but THAT IS CLASSIC!!!
:wink:
It's gotta be on the net someplace. If I ever find it I'll post it.
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